Don't mess with the middle child!
So where's your family tonight, Carter?
CCarter
Wife number one is in Aspen with my girls. Wife number two went back to Italy with my boys. Wife number four, my current wife, she's vacationing with her mother in Martha's Vineyard.
What about wife number three?
CCarter
We don't ever talk about wife number three. I love wife number four.
Wow! A book!
Yeah, because something more interesting than watching a car drive in a circle is reading about it.
You're the adult here, Paul! Why don't you call Carter and explain what happened?
Oh, yeah, that's a great idea, Cate. "Here's the picture my son stole from your house, when do we start the book?"
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