You be nice to your dad today, he's got a lot going on at work.
Dad's the problem. He won't even let our boyfriends come over for Thanksgiving dinner!
Yeah, and like Dad's always telling us to feed the homeless. We don't even know them!
(While Paul's talking on his cell to Cate)
No, Cate, he never showed. Some newspaper editor can't even make a deadline. I waited 45 minutes for the big jerk!
NNick
Paul Hennessey? Nick Sharp, Big Jerk.
(whispers to Cate) Don't call him that, honey.
(To Paul) Kyle can't even hold my hand without you thinking he's some kind of sex maniac.
And God forbid Jason put his arm around me. It's like he's already got me pregnant and dropping out of school!
And that'll never happen!
Thank you!
Kerry's so smart, she could graduate high school even if she had two babies!
Oh God I am a..a...
Say it.
Psycho dad.
Cool! Say it again.
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