So Rory, what do you like most about James Bond?
Hmm...I like that he has a license to kill.
(hears car horn) Me too.
(answering cell phone) Wassup my brotha from anotha motha?
[Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants and a short shirt]
Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?
Must be casual sex day at school.
Hey, at least I get...
[Paul turns to Bridget]
...look good.
Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.
It's a thong.
It's floss.
I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello?
Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day.
Well, we're the thong generation.
Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. You're walking around with a wedgie.
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