Kyle quotes from 8 Simple Rules

Kyle

(answering cell phone) Wassup my brotha from anotha motha?

Paul

(to Bridget) Where's your mother?

Kyle

(thinking Paul's talking to him) At home.

Paul

No, I mean her mother.

Kyle

My grandmother?

Paul

(slowly) No, Bridget's mother.

Kyle

(slowly) How should I know?

You are dead!

It's not what it looks like!

Paul

I have one question for you. Are you gay?

Kyle

No

Paul

Wrong answer.

Kyle

Damian's outside, Bridget, he wants to see you.

Bridget

Well, if he wants to see me, why doesn't he come inside?

Kyle

He says tough guys don't dance.

Bridget

Then why doesn't he just leave?

Kyle

He says tough guys don't leave.

Bridget

Doesn't he know I have a boyfriend?

Kyle

He says tough guys don't care.