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30 Rock · Season 2, Episode 8

“Secrets and Lies” quotes from 30 Rock

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“Secrets and Lies” · Season 2, Episode 8

In this episode: Tracy Jordan (2), Jack Donaghy (1), C.C (1)

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! I'm just kidding; I know he doesn't care what humans do.

And finally, I'd like to thank you, Pacific Rimmers, for all that you've given us: karaoke, karate, and most of all... WANIZAME ATAKKU! SHARK ATTACK!

[about C.C.] She is my lover. That's right. She's my liberal, hippy-dippy mama; my groovy chick; my old lady. She was our chief adversary during the Sheinhardt Wig hearings. She wants to tax us all to death and make it legal for a man to marry his own dog. But I think what we have is special, and I'm proud of her. And I'm not going to hide it any longer. I'm Jack Donaghy, damn it! And this is my woman.

[Others begin confessing their secrets.]

M1Man #1

I gave to NPR last year.

WWoman

My children go to public school.

M2Man #2

I'm gay.

M3Man #3

I'm black.

Jack, thank you so much. And I just wanted you to know that in 1984 I voted for Ronald Reagan.

M1Man #1

I murdered my wife.

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