Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show.
CConan
I don't know. He's kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me.
Well, Tracy's feeling a lot better now. He's under a doctor's care.
CConan
That's what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break.
Conan, this is important to me. So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
CConan
What's the hard way?
You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the War on Terror is won.
CConan
Tell Tracy I'll see him tonight, you Black Irish bastard.
Back at you, Red.
