Or I could give you a ride, maybe we could go to the beach and make out a little.
You know, I would, but it's so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she's vomiting.
It's true. It happened to me once.
S1Jet X
S1The Play
(to Chase) Why do you waste your time with the drama club? Why don't you go out for football or something?
Because the drama club's loaded with hot girls. And I've seen the football team. They're not hot.
I don't know. Dave, the quarterback, is a pretty handsome dude. (Chase and Logan give him weird looks) I've said too much.
(Dustin knocks on Zoey's door)
Hey, is Zoey here?
No.
Well, do you know where she is?
Nope.
'Cuz I think I'm sick, and I was wondering if...
(Dana shuts the door in his face)
Calm down. Let me ask you this, it's your play right?
Yeah, so?
So, if it's bothering you so much, then change it.
Change it?
Write a different ending.
I can get rid of the kiss! Michael, you, my friend, are a genius in short pants! (runs off)
I have my moments.
FMr. Fletcher
Kill? Kill?!
Yeah, see, it's actually supposed to say, "Zorka leans in to kill the lifeguard." Not kiss. It was just a complete typo. I'm always mixing up my S's and L's. Like one time I tried to write "Sassafras". I wrote "Lallafral"!
(to Quinn) Why are you taking off my shoes?
I'm going to cure you by applying proton impulses to the soles of your feet.
Can I please leave?
No... Ready?
No. (Quinn fires her proton device at Dustin's feet) Ah! That tickles. (Quinn stops the proton device)
Do you feel better?
No!
I'll adjust the proton saturation.
Huh? (Quinn fires her proton device at Dustin's feet) It's not making me better!
He really is awesome?
(sarcastically) Yeah, Logan's fantastic, just fantastic. Isn't he fantastic?
I don't see why you have to pick on him all the time. Logan's not such a bad guy.
Ooh. She's starting to like him.
Ya think?
What?! That's insane! It's insane, right Zoey?
Yeah, I mean...
You mean what?
I don't know. Maybe, I do like him...
Okay. I got to go.
Where are you going?
To take a bath. What difference does it make?
S1Quinn's Date
I wonder who invented the meatball.
What do you mean invented?
Well, some guy back in the fifteenth century must have said, "Yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form. And thus the meatball was born".
(About Mark) Go talk to him.
Oh, I dunno. I'm not very good at talking to guys.
It's easy. It's just like talking to girls, but you gotta use smaller words.
Okay, so, what do I do?
Just pretend Chase is a guy.
Uh, thanks.
Did you know that female spiders eat their children?
Huh?
Spiders aren't insects! They're arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice?
Oh, my God.
Tell me about your first rash.
Zoey.
Quinn.
I'm curious. I have an extra toe. Wanna see?
MAKE IT STOP!
Don't you guys want to see my extra toe?
ZNZoey, Nicole, Dana & Chase
No!
Hi, Mark.
Oh, hey, Clint.
Quinn.
Did you say, "Clint"?
He said, "Quinn."
Mark I said, "Clint."
Who's Clint?
He meant, "Quinn".
My friend, Quinn thinks you're cute and wants to go out with you. Will ya?
No.
Come on! She's pretty and she's right over there.
(Looks at Quinn) No.
What did he say? Please, say he said, "Yes". I would be the happiest person in the world if he said, "Yes", tell me he said, "Yes", please.
Ummm.. he said, "YES".
What's your problem?
Remember when I said "Mark said yes". He said, "NO".
NO!!!
YES.
YES.
Yes, wait I'm confused.
Did he say "Yes" or "No"?
He said, "No".
No, then why did you tell her he said, "Yes".
Because I panicked.
You'd better go tell her the truth before she finds out.
I can't. It'll break her heart. Her weird little heart.
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