Hey guys, will you sign this petition to bring Coco back?
(Girls laugh)
S4Fake Roommate
MMira
Well, it's really cool to meet you guys. If you need me, call any time. (Mira leaves)
ZLZoey, Lola, Quinn, and Stacey
Bye.
Wow, a dorm adviser who's normal.
Who dresses cool.
And doesn't smell like bugs and ravioli.
Ok, can we stop trashing Coco behind her back?
Why not? Most people trash her right to her face.
Yeah, but I feel like I got her fired.
It wasn't your fault.
Anyways, Coco already got another job.
She did?
Really?
Already?
Yeah, she's working at Vaccaro's Fancy Restaurant just a half a mile up the street from PCA.
See, I bet a server there makes a ton more money than a school dorm advisor.
Good, that makes me feel a little better.
Um, Coco isn't working there as a server.
Then what's she doing there? (scene changes to Carl's Mini Fancy Restaurant's lady's restroom)
(to woman) Hey! I'm Coco, ladies restroom attendant. You having a nice dinner? What'd you order? (sniffs her) Steak! (woman walks away and Zoey walks in) Zoey, what are you doing here?
Well, Stacey told me you got a job and I just wanted to come by and say "hey."
Hey.
(older woman walks in and goes into the stall)
Look, I'm so sorry about what happened.
I'm not. This job is fantastic.
Yeah?
Yeah, seriously. Don't worry about it. It's really great, um, sometimes they let me--
OWOld Woman
(from inside a stall) Oh my GOD! This toilet's stopped up! Do you mind?
Yes, ma'am. (Coco heads over to the stall and turns to Zoey, sobbing) "KILL ME!! GO GET A HAMMER, THEN COME BACK, AND KILL ME WITH IT!" (walks into the stall) OH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Either of you two seen the remote?
It's right over there.
[Lola tries to reach the remote from her cushion, unsuccessfully]
I guess I'll just take a nap.
[when the girls are going with Dean Rivers to confront Mira]
You don't have any peanut butter in your pocket, do you? [he looks at her confused]
When I was little, I only liked smooth peanut butter. But now I'm a chunky girl.
Chunky?
Well, not THAT way.
[chasing a group of people] I'LL CATCH YOU EVENTUALLY! JUST SIGN THE PETITION!
MMira
[crying] Are you gonna fire me?
Well, duh!
Get out of here, you nutbar!
[after Burvich sees that Michael and Logan used a fake Chase]
BBurvich
FAKE! He's a fake boy! I knew Chase Matthews left PCA. And let me tell you something, mister...you and Logan are getting...
OH, HA HA HA! [runs off]
BBurvich
You and Logan...ARE GETTING A NEW ROOMMATE!!!
S4Alone at PCA
(Coco is crying really loud and putting suitcases into the back of her car)
Um, Coco?
I can't go camping, leave me alone.
Okay, what do you mean you can't go camping?
What's the problem?
I thought Carl, my boyfriend, might be cheating on me.
(The kids all moan)
So I went to his house and I climbed up the tree in his front yard to wait for him to come home, right?
KKids
Right, makes sense, yea.
Then I thought he was gonna bring home another girl, which he did, but it was his mother.
Okay, well, that's good.
No, because the branch I was sitting on broke and I fell on her.
Oh my God!
Is she hurt?
I don't know, Carl says she has a fractured neck or something.
Okay, so then what happened?
He called me a lunatic, then broke up with me, so now I have to drive to Frezno and fix this.
(Coco continues crying and gets in the front seat of her car)
You can't just leave us here at PCA.
It's semester break!
(Coco starts driving away and crying)
Wait!
What are we supposed to do?
(Coco drives away and her suitcase falls out of the back of her car spilling underwear and ravioli all over the road.)
You both know why you're here? [neither Michael nor Logan talks] Well? You want to confess?
I'm sorry! My apple tasted funny so I just heaved it! I didn't know it was gonna hit that squirrel!
I have no idea what he's talking about.
This isn't about squirrels or fruit!
Hey guys, we got a problem.
What's wrong?
Michael just called me and said that he and Lo...Why is Quinn a clown?
I got bored!
So you're sure you were nowhere near the admin building last night between midnight and 1:00 a.m?
LLunch Lady
I'm sure. I was already in bed asleep by 10-
[yelling] WE'RE NOT IDIOTS!!!
LLunch Lady
I-I never called you an-
WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 1:00 A.M.?!
LLunch Lady
Now you're scaring me!
'Scuse us! (drags Lola away)
She's a liar! That's a lying lunch lady!
[yelling at Shaymus] DID YOU SMASH THE TROPHY?!
SShaymus
I never smashed nothing, you little chicken!
LIAR!!!
We're sorry we bothered you!
SShaymus
[to Lola] I'm sorry SHE exists!
Okay, but hurry, because I bet the guys are freaking out.
I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!
Relax!
We're under dorm arrest! If my grandma hears my name in the same sentence with the word "arrest", that lady's gonna back up over me with her pick-up truck. And she's got big old tractor tires on that thing! How come you're so calm about this?
Because, I'm rich and innocent. I'm also great looking, but that's just gravy.
S4Rumor Of Love
Awesome. So, I'll see you in class tomorrow.
I'll see you.
(James and Zoey stare passionately at one moment. Then they kiss for the first time)
BBoth
Oh, my God.
(they kiss again)
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