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5th most-quoted character in Yu-Gi-Oh!: in 115 of its 597 quotes
Most scenes with: Yami Yugi (52), Joey Wheeler (43), Yugi (29)

Scenes with Kaiba 110

KKaiba

So, do you still think I'm gonna lose?

I do. You've played into my hands, Kaiba. Now, you’ve sealed your own fate.

KKaiba

Nonsense. I've heard enough of your false predictions!

My predictions are quite real. And now, you've fallen into my trap!

KKaiba

But how?! You're cards…they're gone!

I still have my trap cards! Reveal… Exchange of the Spirit! This trap card will be the beginning of your downward spiral toward defeat, Kaiba! At a cost of 1,000 Life Points, my trap card replaces the cards in each of our decks with those in our graveyards.

KKaiba

[thinking; shocked] But, that leaves me with a deck of only six cards! How could I have let this happen?!

YYugi

[thinking] By playing Exchange of the Spirit, Ishizu brought all of her powerful monster cards back from the graveyard, and destroyed Kaiba's deck at the same time!

[thinking] Ishizu hasn't lost her touch. She strung Kaiba along just as she used to string me along as a child.

Earlier, Kaiba sent almost every monster in Ishizu's deck right to the graveyard. Now, she gets them all back, along with the magic cards she lost last turn. But Kaiba's not so lucky. He had only six cards in his graveyard. Once he uses them up, his deck will be empty, and he'll lose the duel!

I believe it's my turn, Kaiba.

KKaiba

Then go!

Very well. I summon Kelbek.

It looks like Kaiba's toast. There's no way he can turn this around with just six cards.

He still has that Egyptian God card in his hand, doesn't he? Wouldn't he win if he played that?

Look at you with all the answers.

I'll place one card facedown. That ends my turn.

KKaiba

[thinking] This is MY tournament! If I lose, I'll be humiliated!

Have you accepted the power of my Millennium Necklace, yet, or do you still deny that I have already foreseen your defeat?

KKaiba

Make your move.

Kaiba's Dark Gremlin's standing there doing nothing when everyone knows it's stronger than her monster. So why isn't Kaiba attacking?

Maybe Kaiba doesn't want to attack yet.

That doesn't sound like the Kaiba I know, Yuge.

Yes, well, Kaiba's in quite a tough situation here. He wants to summon his Egyptian God card, but he doesn't have enough monsters to sacrifice, so, he may be planning to sacrifice Ishizu's monsters instead.

Oh! So that's why he's not attacking her.

KKaiba

[thinking] There's only one way for me to win this! I must summon Obelisk the Tormentor! Ishizu will cower in fear before the very Egyptian God card she gave to me!

And now, I summon Zolga, in attack mode! [thinking] Soon, Kaiba will sacrifice my monsters to summon Obelisk, continuing his path to defeat.

KKaiba

[thinking] I may only have a few cards left in my deck, but I have everything I need in order to win this duel!

Kaiba, listen to me! You're in over your head.

KKaiba

Stay out of this.

This tournament of yours is more than just a game! Have you not seen the damage Marik has caused so far, the people he's harmed?! You might be next! There is an ancient magic at work that cannot be denied! And if you continue to ignore it, you're a fool!

KKaiba

All right, let's go! Make your move!

You'll regret those words, Kaiba. Zolga, attack his Dark Gremlin with Cape of Destruction! But that's not all. Come forth, Kelbek, and attack his Life Points directly!

KKaiba

Are you done?

No, Kaiba. Next, I'll place this card facedown. And now I am done.

KKaiba

[thinking] Ishizu's facedown card must be a trap, but what kind of trap is it? Well, I know what I need to do… avoid losing my Life Points long enough to summon Obelisk the Tormentor! Then this duel will be over! [speaking] I hope you're ready… Ready to lose, that is!

[After Kaiba has received a vision of Kisara from the Millenium Rod, prompting him to change tactics in his duel against Ishizu]

KKaiba

Observe as I activate my Magic Card, Silent Doom… Which lets me summon a card from my graveyard. Gadget Soldier in Defense Mode!

[stunned; thinking] This isn't the future my Necklace predicted! Everything has changed!

KKaiba

Before I can summon my Blue-Eyes White Dragon, I must sacrifice two monsters. First this!

Oh, no!

KKaiba

That's right! It's my Egyptian God card!

Ridiculous!

No way, man!

What's he thinking?!

It can't be!

KKaiba

Hear me now! I won't be controlled! I decide my future! So now I sacrifice my monsters! You're so quiet, Ishizu. Where's your magic now? Or have you realized that there's no such thing as destiny?! Now observe as I summon my Blue-Eyes! [summons his Blue-Eyes White Dragon] Show yourself!

So somehow Kaiba was able to change the future, by summoning his Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

But how? What did he see?!

Ishizu [thinking] Something from Kaiba's past must have awakened inside him. For he was the ancient keeper of the Blue-Eyes.

KKaiba

Ishizu, if you could foresee all my moves, how did Blue-Eyes surprise you? Unless of course, you're nothing but a fake, as I suspected!

Ishizu [thinking; smiling] Soon he shall see the truth.

KKaiba

Time to finish you off now! Blue-Eyes White Dragon, attack! Wipe out her Life Points, with White Lightning Attack! Farewell. [Blue-Eyes White Dragon attacks Ishizu directly, dropping her Life Points down to zero, winning him the duel] Victory is mine! That's it!

The winner of this duel is Seto Kaiba!

All right! I knew that you were gonna win this duel all along, big brother!

YYugi

[thinking] That was insane! Marik's Millennium Rod must have shown Kaiba the secret to winning this duel! I bet it has something to do with the images on that ancient stone tablet. Kaiba's destiny is connected to the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and I bet that's why he had to play it! Maybe now he'll believe in destiny!

KKaiba

[shocked] But wait! It can't be!

You should have known we'd be back, Seto Kaiba… for revenge! Surprised to see us again, Kaiba?

So you know these five suits, man? what’s going on here?

Suddenly I feel really underdressed.

I can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys seems really familiar to me.

These are the five creeps that tried to get rid of Seto and take over KaibaCorp! This is Gansley, Crump, Johnson, Nezbitt, and Leichter, also known as The Big Five!

That's right, they trapped Kaiba in cyberland until we saved him.

KKaiba

Almost right. They were hired by my stepfather to serve as KaibaCorp's board of directors. But that wasn't enough power for them, so they tried to destroy me using my own virtual technology and take over my company.

Ta-ta, Virtual Kaiba. Soon that will happen to the real McCoy! You see, if your deck master is destroyed, you automatically lose the duel, regardless of life points. And when each of you loses a duel, one of us will take over your body!

I've heard enough! I've defeated you five white-collar has-beens once before and I can easily do it again! No matter what the rules are, I'll still take you down!

[Big Five evil laughing]

Let us out of here, you crotchety old cranks!

We've never even left this room, you fools!

But make no mistake, you kids aren't going anywhere for a long while.

KKaiba

Huh?

You're trapped and your only chance of escape is to defeat each of us in a virtual duel.

There's no way you're gonna get away with this, you stuffed shirts!

Yeah! We'll kick your big-business butts!

Joey, wait!

Don't worry, Serenity. We can whip these five geezers one, two, tree. I promise we'll win. And I've never broken a promise to you.

Then promise you'll be careful, Okay.

Deal.

If we stick together, they won't stand a chance!

Don't worry, I got your back, man.

Me too!

Pass the jam, 'cause these guys are toast !

Hold on, guys. They never said which of us will actually have to duel.

[chucking] Good question, kid. Just to make sure that you all suffer equally, we'll be dueling against every one of you brats!

Remember, we need to take over five bodies. So the first five of you to lose will have the honor of gaining our minds while yours stay trapped here!

[all gasping]

KKaiba

In your dreams!

Ever since you destroyed our bodies, all we've had are our dreams, Mr. Kaiba! Until now! The time has come to make our dreams a reality, by escaping from this virtual abyss and leaving you here in our place for all eternity! [The Big Five evil laughing]

KKaiba

[calling out to Noah] Noah, I don't know who you are, kid, but I'll find out! I know you can hear everything I say and no matter what you're after and who's helping you, you'll never succeed! Never. So if you're so powerful, why don't you come down here and face me, you coward!

All in good time, Seto. All in good time.

[Noah drops in, interrupting the duel and threatens to disqualify Johnson for rigging Joey's dice rolls and coin flip]

TIME OUT! Stop the duel!

What's the deal?

Noah! You can't, sir, please! I'm only a few moves away from taking over this fool's body!

You don't deserve that prize, Johnson! Not after what you just pulled!

So, he is a cheater.

Sad to say it's true. The honorable Judge Man is nothing but a fraud who's been cheating you from the very beginning. He's been using my virtual technology to tamper with your dice rolls.

[to Johnson; enraged] How 'bout I tamper with your face?! Mr. So-Called-Man-Of-Justice, you big, fat fake!

But, Noah, I couldn't risk losing this! Please, you must understand me! I can't take living in this virtual prison for one moment longer! It's torture!

Your excuses bore me! I brought you five into my virtual world with the understanding that under my leadership, you would defeat Seto Kaiba and his little friends. But if you cheat, I can't prove that I'm truly more deserving than him!

KKaiba

Than me?! More deserving of what?

For years, I've lived in Seto's shadow, always trying to prove that I'm the better one! I should be the president of Kaiba Corp, not him! And it's about time I've proven to Gozaburo Kaiba that he should have left the company to me!

KKaiba

What?! [thinking] But my stepfather, Gozaburo, has been missing without a trace for over five years! And why would Noah want to prove something to him, anyway?! This kid is not who he seems to be! But who is he?

Excuse me, boys. If I may interrupt this little quarrel for just a second, the defendant would like to speak. [thinking] If Johnson plays by the rules, I may still be able to win this!

Sorry, but this doesn't concern you. Johnson, it's time for me to do something that I should have done the day I met you!

Noah, please, don't!

[waking up] Where am I?

You're with me. [steps out of the shadows]

Noah! Stay away from me! Wait till Seto finds out!

Seto? Ha! He won't be rescuing you any time soon!

That's not true! My brother would never let anything happen to me!

He's got his hands tied… see for yourself!

[Screen shows Kaiba facing off against Leichter]

Seto!

He'll have to make it past my associate to rescue you.

Is that one of the Big Five?

Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?

KKaiba

Well, now I do. It took me a minute, but I recognize your voice… Leichter. So let's get this duel over with.

[snaps fingers] My sentiments exactly. So go ahead and choose your deck from the virtual card database.

KKaiba

Gladly.

Now choose a monster to act as your Deck Master.

KKaiba

This is a no-brainer, Leichter. I choose Lord of Dragons!

And I have already taken the form of my Deck Master. Can you tell which monster I've become?

KKaiba

No and quite frankly, I don't care, Leichter! Because crushing you will be a simple task, regardless of your Deck Master! So let's begin!

It's time to duel, as they say! Don't expect any courtesy from me. I'll go first. I play one monster in defense mode. Then I'll place two cards facedown and end my turn.

Before I take my turn, I'll activate my trap card-- Solemn Wishes! Now, I'll draw. [draws; laughs] And since my turn has officially begun, my Life Points will increase. That's because my Solemn Wishes trap card boosts my power by 500 points with every card I draw.

KKaiba

[thinking] Enjoy it while you can, because your next turn will be your last. Then you'll all pay for taking my little brother!

KKaiba

[as Leichter destroys his Crush Card trap] It's destroyed! But how?! You have the power to destroy traps?! Now I know what monster you are, Leichter! The only monster I know with the power to destroy trap cards!

Yes! I am Jinzo! And with a monster this powerful as my Deck Master, you don't stand a chance! So prepare to lose your body to me… FOREVER! I've been waiting for this moment for quite some time Mr. Kaiba. For years, I stood by and watched you rise to power, a power that should have been mine! As you stepfather's right hand man, I not only helped you run Kaiba Corp, I helped raise you. And how did you repay me?! By taking away every I worked so hard to gain!

KKaiba

How did I do that, Leichter?!

I was next in line to run the company until you forced your way to the top! I'll never forgive you for that!

With my help, you made ten times your money back in that one day. And you got all the credit!

KKaiba

Well, of course! It was my business skills that earned me that money, Leichter! All you did was follow orders. That's all you were good for. You never once had your own idea. You couldn't have run Kaiba Corp!

Not only could I, but I will… Once I escape to the real world in your body!

KKaiba

Not quite. When my Giant Germ was destroyed, its special ability was activated allowing me to summon another one!

You're just delaying your eventual destruction, Mr. Kaiba. Since I've assumed the form of Jinzo, all of your trap cards are useless! And you know as well as I do that no one wins a duel with monsters alone!

KKaiba

Leichter, I'll never lose this game to you!

Oh, you'll lose so much more than just this game! Let the onslaught continue! Remember, I get 500 extra Life Points each draw thanks to my Solemn Wishes trap card. And now, I'll place two cards facedown.

KKaiba

Whatever! [draws] Spear Dragon, attack his facedown monster with cyclone blast!

Nice try. But I'm afraid your attack is useless, because I activate Cyber Jar! Which destroys every monster on the field!

KKaiba

Oh, no!

It may have cost me a few Life Points, but it cost you all of your monsters! Now, we draw five cards and summon any monsters we pick.

KKaiba

Vorse Raider and Twin-Headed Behemoth!

Injection Fairy Lily!

So they both start over.

Go, Seto!

And since it's my turn again, I gain another 500 Life Points thanks to my Solemn Wishes trap card! And now, I activate-- Watch Tranquilizer! This magic card equips me with an electronic device, that lowers the attack strength of your offensive monsters, Mr. Kaiba. Let's give it a test run, shall we? [fires at Kaiba's Vorse Raider] My Watch Tranquilizer is about to weaken your Vorse Raider! Since it's a level four monster, it will lose 400 attack points, bringing it down to total of 1500!

KKaiba

[thinking] That doesn't matter. His Fairy Lily is still weaker than my monster!

Now it's time for you to experience my Fairy Lily's special ability. By giving up 2,000 Life Points, I can raise her power by 3,000, enough to wipe out your and then some! Lily, attack! And that's not all, Mr. Kaiba! Activate Sebek's Blessing! This magic card allows me to take the Life Points that you just lost, and add them to my own, reducing your chances of survival even more!

First, I'll activate my Fairy Lily's special ability. You remember… I give up 2,000 of my Life Points to boost her attack points by 3,000. Lily, attack and destroy his Behemoth!

KKaiba

You've overlooked my monster's special ability! It makes a quick recovery!

Too bad I'm always one step ahead of you, Mr. Kaiba. First, I'll place this card facedown. Then I'll activate the magic card-- Emergency Provisions! By destroying my own facedown card, the Emergency Provisions magic card boosts my Life Points by 1,000! At this rate, wiping you out will be simple! And seizing control of your body will be even simpler!

KKaiba

[thinking] Leichter thinks he has me backed into a corner. But that old fool is in for quite a surprise! [speaking] My move! [draws] Oh, well… it looks like there's bad weather ahead! 'Cause I activate this-- my Heavy Storm magic card! Time for my storm to blow away all of your magic and trap cards, Leichter! Which means you're done powering up your Life Points!

As your stepfather's right hand man, I learned to anticipate his every move. And that's exactly what I've just done to you! For I activate Imperial Order!

KKaiba

Oh, no!

Oh, yes, Mr. Kaiba! For a mere 700 Life Points per turn, this card cancels out all your magic cards. And you know what that means, don't you? Now you can't use any trap or magic cards for the duration of the duel!

That's not good!

Oh, man! Talk about not playing with a full deck.

You seem a little stunned to me, Mr. Kaiba.

KKaiba

How can I stop a weapon that's… up there?!

You can't! Orbiting the Earth at an altitude of 240 miles, my Satellite Cannon is virtually unreachable!

It can't be beat!

I never heard of a Duel Monster that can attack from outer space!

Satellite Cannon is so high above the Earth's atmosphere that it's shielded from the attack of almost every monster!

KKaiba

Almost?! How do you know I don't have a monster in my deck that can reach it, Leichter?!

Trust me, Mr. Kaiba. By the time you summon a monster with the ability to attack my Satellite, it will be too powerful to destroy! That's because it gain 1,000 attack points with each turn! At last, the mighty Seto Kaiba is about to lose everything that he has! And it serves you right, after destroying your own stepfather and betraying the Big Five! Now it's time you paid the price for using others to get what you want! Even your own brother!

What's he talking about?

No way! Seto and I are a team!

Not all the time. Mokuba, it's time you learned the harsh truth about your brother. Listen to what Leichter has to say.

You'll stop at nothing to get what you want, Mr. Kaiba, even if it means deceiving those most loyal to you. Your treachery began when your stepfather, Gozaburo, gave you $10,000,000 to test your business skills. When you increased the cash by threatening a smaller company, he was impressed with your abilities and your cruelty. But that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You wanted more.

Gozaburo was so ashamed that he ran away, no one's heard from him since. So your cruel plan worked.

KKaiba

What's your point, Leichter?

You played us like fools! Mokuba wasn't the snitch, now was he?! It was you, wasn't it, Mr. Kaiba?!

I don't believe it!

You knew that your stepfather liked people to think they were winning, so when he beat them, they'd feel that much worse. So you used Mokuba as a pawn. You began leaking information about your plan to Gozaburo and made everyone, including him, think it was Mokuba. So your stepfather let you gain 49% of his company, thinking Mokuba would give him the 2% he needed to stay in control. But you know better didn't you, Mr. Kaiba? You knew that your little brother would be loyal to you…no matter how poorly you treated him!

KKaiba

You're wrong! Mokuba was the only one I trusted! I knew that together, he and I could take our stepfather down!

You used him…to achieve your own selfish goals. You toyed with your brother's emotions and took advantage of his trust for you! Then you destroyed the very man who rescued you from that orphanage!

[snapping] I'VE HEARD ENOUGH! Seto would NEVER hurt me on purpose!

You never intended to run KaibaCorp with us as a team, like you promised. When you became president, you took away our responsibilities! You used me, just like you used everyone, including your little brother!

KKaiba

Look, Leichter, life is a game and if you can't win it, then don't play! Now, let's duel!

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