DukeYugi, I'm sorry I accused you of cheating. The better player won today, and it was you. You proved you really did beat Pegasus fair and square. I was such a creep today, and thanks to those tv cameras, the world knows it. My store is ruined. No one's gonna want to play Dungeon Dice Monsters now.
That's not true at all, Duke. Dungeon Dice Monsters has the potential to become a huge hit.
True. I haven't seen a game this exciting since duel monsters. You've got to keep your store open.
There's more than enough room for two game stores in town. I've got a feeling once Dungeon Dice Monsters takes off, you'll both have all the customers you can handle.
Duke
Huh? No way do you really think so?
Sure dice monsters is great. It's you i don't like.
I'd love to learn how to play dice monsters.
Duke
I can teach you. Great!
Now that Joey's out of the doghouse, maybe things will get back to normal around here, Which means that i can finally get back to playing duel monsters.
Duke
So that's lt? How can you let me off so easy, Yugi? I was a total jerk to you and your friends.
The game is over now. Let's just leave the fighting on the field because revenge leaves you with nothing excerpt for more bad feelings, Duke, and if you're truly sorry, the best thing to do is be friends.
Duke
I am sorry... and you're offering me something better than winning.
Duke
Huh? Hmm.
[thinking] I'll make this wacko wish he never tried to control my noggin'! [speaking] Yo! Listen up, you bald-headed freak! According to my math, you're gonna be all washed up in nine turns! That's if you can count!
Duke
Where'd he come up with nine?
Look, with Joey, you don't ask.
My brother's so awesome, he's got this whole duel calculated in his head already.
That's right, Serenity. You just keep believing everything he says.
[as Odion pulls out a replica of the Millennium Rod and holds it in front of him; shocked] That must be what he used to control me!
[thinking] The Millennium Rod! I knew Marik would use it to win this duel! That coward can't win on his own!
Point that thing somewhere else and duel like a man!
Look, Marik… Did you say, "very well?"
[thinking] That's a relief. Marik must have realized that Joey's mind is too strong to be controlled. That's why the Millennium Rod didn't work last time.
[thinking] Little do they know that Odion's Millennium Rod is merely a replica of the original item held by me. These fools will never suspect that I am the one they fear and despise so greatly! And while I hide safely in the shadows, Odion will fight my battles for me. But something else concerns me. It's Seto Kaiba and his role in this struggle. Little Yugi isn't the only one standing between me and the power of the Pharaoh, for the ancient tablets also depict a sorcerer, who bears a striking resemblance to Kaiba. And what concerns me even more is what appears to be my Millennium Rod in the hands of this sorcerer! So I'll keep an eye on him as well. And before the finals are over, Kaiba's Egyptian God card, Obelisk the Tormentor, will belong to me! Kaiba could never comprehend that card's power! And as long as Odion continues to deceive everyone into believing he is me, my plan to obtain the two remaining Egyptian God cards and Yugi's Millennium Puzzle should be simple. I'll show Seto Kaiba what true power is all about.
Hey, Seto. If Marik really is the leader of the rare hunters, he must have, like, a ton of rare cards in his deck.
KKaiba
There's only one card in his deck I care about and that's his Egyptian God card, the Winged Dragon of Ra. And hopefully that hack, Joey Wheeler will last long enough in this duel for me to see how Marik's card works so I can win it for myself.
[thinking] Listen to me, Odion. If you can't defeat this pathetic fool, Joey Wheeler, then you don't stand a chance against the Pharaoh! So unless you'd like to take an unexpected journey to the Shadow Realm, I'd suggest you refrain from disappointing me.
[thinking] Yes, Master Marik. I pledge my word that I shall defeat this worthless opponent.
It's time to duel, and destroy you!
Gentlemen, let the duel begin!
Don't count on it, Marik! I'm not scared of you!
[The doctor checks Odion's symptoms after he fell in a state of unconsciousness from his duel with Joey, while Marik posed him as himself]
So, what's the diagnosis, Doc?
DDoctor
Well so far, Odion's heart rate is steady. His tests were fine. But I'm afraid all the mental stress he's gone through has left him unconscious.
Yeah, I could use a nap, too.
The doctor means he's been knocked out, Joey. You should be really thankful you're not in the same state.
You got a good point there. I mean, he and I were both standing right there when his Egyptian God monster went all kablooey. But I'm perfectly fine…
Aside from the brain damage you had going into it.
Duke
I guess that means we're not gonna find who this guy is until he's able to wake up.
That's right, but there is one thing we do know for sure… he was determined to protect Marik for as long as he could.
[The gang is in Mai's room as she lies down in her bed, after her duel with Marik when he trapped her mind in the Shadow Realm]
Joey, she's not waking up.
She can't hear you. Marik trapped her mind in the Shadow Realm.
This tournament's gotten way out of hand! You know why?
Duke
'Cause there's a mind-warping psycho on board? [everyone looks at him] (What?) Just being honest.
You know, I gotta hand it to her… She's about to get stomped, but that Ishizu's keeping her cool.
Yeah, I'm starting to think that maybe she does know something we don't.
Duke
No way, that's just an act.
Act or no act, she's in big trouble.
Yeah, thanks to Kaiba, most of her monsters are in the graveyard now.
Oh, no! [thinking] What if Ishizu does lose? Will the evil within Marik grow even stronger? She joined this tournament to help me defeat her brother and to uncover the good inside him. She has to win!
Your most powerful monsters are in the graveyard, and soon, the rest of your cards will join them!
I'm well aware of your plan, Kaiba.
[thinking] Seto Kaiba is so naive, believing that mere skill can lead to victory in this game. That fool must accept his ancient past in order to win!
[thinking] She has no idea what she's in for!
KKaiba
[shocked] But wait! It can't be!
You should have known we'd be back, Seto Kaiba… for revenge! Surprised to see us again, Kaiba?
So you know these five suits, man? what’s going on here?
Duke
Suddenly I feel really underdressed.
I can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys seems really familiar to me.
These are the five creeps that tried to get rid of Seto and take over KaibaCorp! This is Gansley, Crump, Johnson, Nezbitt, and Leichter, also known as The Big Five!
That's right, they trapped Kaiba in cyberland until we saved him.
KKaiba
Almost right. They were hired by my stepfather to serve as KaibaCorp's board of directors. But that wasn't enough power for them, so they tried to destroy me using my own virtual technology and take over my company.
Ta-ta, Virtual Kaiba. Soon that will happen to the real McCoy! You see, if your deck master is destroyed, you automatically lose the duel, regardless of life points. And when each of you loses a duel, one of us will take over your body!
I've heard enough! I've defeated you five white-collar has-beens once before and I can easily do it again! No matter what the rules are, I'll still take you down!
[Big Five evil laughing]
Let us out of here, you crotchety old cranks!
We've never even left this room, you fools!
But make no mistake, you kids aren't going anywhere for a long while.
You're trapped and your only chance of escape is to defeat each of us in a virtual duel.
There's no way you're gonna get away with this, you stuffed shirts!
Yeah! We'll kick your big-business butts!
Don't worry, Serenity. We can whip these five geezers one, two, tree. I promise we'll win. And I've never broken a promise to you.
Then promise you'll be careful, Okay.
If we stick together, they won't stand a chance!
Duke
Don't worry, I got your back, man.
Pass the jam, 'cause these guys are toast !
Hold on, guys. They never said which of us will actually have to duel.
[chucking] Good question, kid. Just to make sure that you all suffer equally, we'll be dueling against every one of you brats!
Remember, we need to take over five bodies. So the first five of you to lose will have the honor of gaining our minds while yours stay trapped here!
[all gasping]
Ever since you destroyed our bodies, all we've had are our dreams, Mr. Kaiba! Until now! The time has come to make our dreams a reality, by escaping from this virtual abyss and leaving you here in our place for all eternity! [The Big Five evil laughing]
Duke
All right, my Deck Master is gonna be Strike Ninja!
I pick… uh, Goddess with the Third Eye.
I choose Super Roboyarou.
And I'll be acting as my own Deck Master, Robotic Knight. And just to make this duel more interesting, we'll be battling above a sea of radioactive waste. Play by the rules and you won't fall in. There's one regulation in particular I'll be strictly enforcing. Under no circumstances are any of you to discuss your strategy with one another. Break this rule and you'll plummet into the toxic abyss below!
Tristan, wait! How can I duel without your advice?
You can do this! Just believe in yourself!
[Duel commences]
The female shall begin this battle. Engage!
Whatever you say. [draws] Here goes! Let's see. Which card should I play? Ahh, that's the one! Now, I'm going to summon Shadow Tamer, in attack mode!
[speechless] Wait! In attack mode?!
Oh, I didn't mess up already, did I?
[thinking] That monster is too weak to play in attack mode!
Nah, you did just fine. Really! You're a natural!
Duke
[thinking] Yeah, a natural disaster.
All right, Nezbitt! My move! [thinking] I've gotta lead this metal meathead away from Serenity's monster! [speaking] So now I play Cyber Commander! Come and get me, punk!
Duke
[thinking] Tristan played a weaker monster than Serenity so Nezbitt will attack him instead! [speaking] I guess it's up to me now! Let's see.
[thinking] Come on, Duke. Use your head for once! Just play a lame monster so Robo-Geek will attack you instead of blasting for Serenity!
Duke
I summon The 13th Grave now, in defense mode!
[thinking] Way to look out for your teammates, Duke.
Duke
I'll stop here.
It's time for me to accelerate into high gear, with this! Giga-Tech Wolf! Attack the female's Shadow Tamer!
Oh, no! He went after Serenity's monster!
[heartbroken over the loss of Tristan; thinking] I ruined everything! Thanks to me, Tristan is… who knows where?!
Duke
Serenity, we may be able to bring Tristan back, but we gotta play our best! Now it's time for you to get up, brush yourself off, and duel! Serenity! [Serenity doesn't respond back; thinking] It's no use. [speaking] All right, we'll skip her turn!
Very well. It makes no difference to me.
Duke
[draws a Dice Dungeon field spell card; thinking] Awesome! This is gonna be tricky, but if it works, it could pay off big time. I just need a little luck. [speaking] I activate Dimensionhole! This magic card removes a monster from the field for one turn and I'm using it on my own monster, Dark Assailant! So your Machine King loses 100 attack points since my Dark Assailant is no longer on the field to give him extra power. And it gets better… check out this magic card!
Play whatever you'd like. There's absolutely nothing that can save you now.
Duke
Is that so? Not even this?
A Dice Dungeon magic card?
Duke
You don't know me, but let's just say I know a thing or two about dice. And now it's time for me to roll you right out of this duel, 'cause I'm changing this card game into a dice game! Now, I activate Dimension Dice and Dice Dungeon! This transforms the playing field into a dice board.
What exactly do you plan to do with this dice game of yours?
Duke
You'll find out soon enough, Nezbitt, when my high rolling sends you back to the junkyard!
I'm afraid you'll need a lot more than a few dice to dismantle a super human machine like myself, so make your move!
Duke
For starters, I'll sacrifice Yaranzo and The 13th Grave. This allows me to summon a super human creature of my own. Meet Orgoth the Relentless! Now you longer have those two monsters to give power to your Machine King, which means old tinfoil pants loses 200 more attack points! And now that that's out of the way, it's time for us to start our dice game, and this is how it's gonna work. We'll each pick a monster to step onto the dice board and we'll take turns rolling the die.
As you wish, foolish boy. I'll choose my still-powerful Machine King.
Duke
And I'll place Orgoth on the board. All right, I roll first! The die will determine my monster's strength. [the dice lands on a six] Oh, yeah, six, baby! That roll doubles its attack points. Not bad at all. Let's see… that gives Orgoth a total of 5,000 points. Time to see what Machine King's power will be.
[The dice lands on a one]
Duke
Ha! You rolled a measly one! That means Machine King loses 1,000 attack points!
Are you making these regulations up as you go?
Duke
Check the rulebook. Now the fun starts! Orgoth, prepare for assault! Now attack his Machine King with Diamond Blade Strike! This one's for Tristan! Goodbye, Machine King. Hello, scrap pile!
[thinking] As Joey and Yugi would say, "I have to trust my cards."
Duke
Serenity, you already know everything you need to in order to beat this guy!
Right! [thinking] I just have to remember everything Tristan taught me that day… [Flashback to her and Tristan's Duel Monsters strategy talk on the train] So I have to sacrifice my weak monster to summon a stronger one! Well… That means if I want to summon the strong monster in my hand, I have to get rid of my weaker Lady Panther, first! Maybe this game isn't so tough after all! So here goes… [speaking] I sacrifice my Lady Panther so I can summon Marie the Fallen One! Good!
Duke
[thinking] I hope Serenity's getting the hang of this, 'cause if she messes this up now, Nezbitt will win the duel in his next turn!
[thinking] I've got the monsters I want… Now I need that Polymerization card so I can fuse them together!
GWGoddess with the Third Eye
Serenity.
GWGoddess with the Third Eye
Fear not, Serenity. As your Deck Master, I carry with me a very special ability. The power of fusion. I have the ability to combine two or more of your monsters together without the need for a Polymerization card. But, you must discard one magic card in order to activate my ability.
Okay, now feast your eyes on this little number, Nezbitt! First I'll dispose of this magic card, so then I can activate the special ability of my Deck Master!
GWGoddess with the Third Eye
Fusion vision…go!
Goddess with the Third Eye, fuse together Marie the Fallen One and The Forgiving Maiden to form… St. Joan!
Impressive. But I'm afraid your monster isn't powerful enough to take me on. [Tristan's Command Angel glows, raising St. Joan's attack points by 400] What's going on? This can't be!
Duke
Awesome! Command Angel's special power kicked in! It raised the strength of every fairy monster on the field, including St. Joan!
Thanks to Tristan's monster card, we can still do this!
Now her St. Joan has 3200 attack points.
Yeah, but his Perfect Machine King still has more points. St. Joan needs another power boost!
No way! It's four of the Big Five! We beat you freaks in nature fair and square!
But we still have some unfinished business to take care of.
Duke
What do you creeps what from us?
Simple the same thing we've always wanted your bodies!
Don't worry, Sis. This bunch-a-wackos couldn't duel their way out of a paper bag.
What makes you think we want to duel you?
My Associates and I have had enough games. Now it's time for us to take action!
Why duel you when we can take your bodies by force!
[Joey, Serenity and Duke had crashed after a harrowing chase from the four members of the Big Five]
[climbs out of the truck] Are you still in one piece, Duke?
Duke
[on the ground] I think so.
Serenity! [pulls his sister out of the truck]
For now, maybe. But soon, all of your bodies will belong to us! Now, which one of you two should I choose to take control of?
Hold on! I want to have first choice, Leichter!
We're going in size order, Crump, so you choose last.
That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! I'm choosing now!
[hovers down and grabs Crump by the coat] Keep your wings to yourself until I say so!
[arrives with Johnson, who tosses Duke to the ground] Stop it, fools! We don't have time for all this bickering! Choose a body and stick with it!
Enough! Calm yourself! We have to act quickly if we want to escape to the real world!
[looks up at Noah by light] What’s that!
[Johnson looks up at Noah by light so was Joey, Serenity, Tristan and Duke]
Attention fools! This game is over!
Master Noah! Is not what it looks like!
Really? So you’re not breaking my rules? What kind of fool do you take me for!?
Please! I can explain, Noah!
I gave you all the chance to win your freedom and you’re all failed! Now you’ll pay the price!
[looks back up] Why don't you worried about him instead.
[They spot up at the Fake Tristan]:
YYugi
Look guys, up there!
That's not Tristan, remember? [as Seto Kaiba leaves off alone to find Mokuba himself]
Duke
It's the techno geek of the Big Five, Nezbitt, even though he kicked his nerdy butt in that duel, he still took Tristan's body!
[Gansley laughs]
Today's special is-- five for one!
Our combined force will destroy you!
[The Big Five's Deck Masters appear]
They're all using Tristan's body!
Listen, Yugi! There's only one way we'll return your friend.
[laughs] But believe me, Junior, the odds are in our favor!
Hey, that's Crump! Sicko!
YYugi
All right! Tell us what we have to do to get Tristan back from your control!
Why duel us! Win, and he's yours!
Hold on! What's this about returning the body? We never discussed that! I'm the one who won this body and I won't give it up!
Nezbitt, it belongs to all of us now, and this was a group decision!
[chuckles] I can't believe you two are actually arguing as if we're going to keep our word.
[Pharaoh's spirit takes over]
Let's do this… for Tristan!
Hold it right there! Your man's a little off if you get in my drift. Five on one's are even, so count me in!
Yeah. No question. The two of us are a team, Yugi. Now, let's waste these five suits!
Yes, and together, we'll save Tristan.
Since there's five of us, we're going to rotate our deck master monster! So we'll start with this... You two remember me the name's Gansley. My Deepsea Warrior A strong investment! Now stand back! I'll begin! Ha! Hmm, First things first. I'll plaaaaaaaay this magic card! "A Legendary Ocean!"
Time to flood the market!
Duke
Run guys!
And now, I'll summon this monster... The Legendary Fisherman!
That's the card Mako Tsunami almost beat me with! Hey! Hold on, Gansley! You have to sacrifice Somethin' first to play that card! It's too powerful to summon to the field In your first move!
With his magic card he can!
Right. It's all true. A legendary ocean changes my five-star monsters to four! I'm afraid this simple fact allows me to summon them Directly to the field without sacrificing another monster!
Be careful Joey! As long as that card's in play He's at a dangerous advantage!
Don't worry Yugi. We'll dry up his ocean in no time!
You'll sink long before that!
You take the next move Joey. And remember these corporate tycoons can't be trusted!
Forget about it! You and I are gonna put these guys out of business Yugi! And it's all gonna start right now! Watch this... I summon Alligator's Sword! In defense mode! That's all for now you old geezer! But this is just the beginning! So don't get used to that body!
I know you can do this, guys.
[thinking] I don't know if that metal chimp's Tristan or not, But we're gonna reunite him with his body no matter what.
Well? Now it's time for you five to give Tristan his body back.
I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone who believes in playing fair!
[shocked] Say what?! All right, it's go time!
[The Big Five charge at Yami Yugi, Joey, Téa, Serenity and Duke]
Now to take five more bodies!
[But then suddenly The Big Five backs away to Tristan's body]
[voice-over] Breaking my rules again, are we?!
[voice-over] You five fools have failed me for the last time!
YYYami Yugi, Joey and Duke
[shocked] What's going on?!
TSTéa and Serenity
[shocked] What's happening?!
[The Big Five scream as they disappear]
Oh, no! They took Tristan's body away with them!
I don't believe it! I'll be stuck in this monkey suit for the rest of my life! And I'm feeling more like a monkey and less like me every second. This stinks!
[hugs Tristan] I'm here for you, Tristan.
On second thought, I can learn to live with this.
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