Mokuba Kaiba quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Mokuba

Seto, Noah's still inside!

Pegasus

Now, gentlemen, Let's see if I understand your proposition. Seto kaiba has abandoned his corporate station, And now you five wish to seize control of kaibacorp. You then want to merge with my company, And you'd like me to handle any messy details, yes?

Precisely, mr. Pegasus. With our money and your leadership, We will easily take control of kaibacorp.

Pegasus

Do tell.

For our plan to succeed, Kaiba must be taken out of the picture... Permanently.

However, there is one catch. As per the corporate by laws, Only a kaiba family member can legally control kaibacorp.

Pegasus

Hmm.

To that end, pegasus, We recommend kidnapping kaiba's brother mokuba. In name, he will control kaibacorp, But we will control him.

Do these things for us And we will lay all of kaibacorp's technology at your feet.

Pegasus

Agreed. The elder kaiba shall meet with an accident, And the younger kaiba will be captured.

Excellent. But we have one final condition.

The brat who beat kaiba Has tarnished kaibacorp's good name, And we must insist that you restore it.

Pegasus

Well, how fortuitous. Plans for me to duel Yugi are already under way. Now, to show that I truly am the man for this job-- Kemo, bring me young Kaiba, would you?

Mokuba

Noooo! Aah! Unh! Let me go, you creeps. I heard everything, and when I tell my big brother, you're gonna--

Pegasus

You see, gentlemen? This is how efficiently You can expect me to handle our business. Young Kaiba is captured, Yugi will be defeated, And Seto Kaiba will bother us no more. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Joey

[to Kemo] What gives! A bunch those star chips belongs to Yugi, You big jerk!

Mokuba

I am so sorry, Yugi.

Ha! You losers should keep a tighter grip on your valuables, don't you think? Then accidents like that wouldn't happen. [grabs Mokuba] Now... [Joey, Yami Yugi Tea and Tristan gasp] Let's go, you. Back to the cage. This little ingrate is a special guest of Mr. Maximillion Pegasus, And he's been invited to attend a special dinner in his honor back at the castle. Right, Mokuba?

Mokuba

Yugi!

Hold on!

Huh?

I still have of my star chips left. I challenge you to a duel, And if I win, Mokuba comes with us.

Hmm. I don't know why you'd risk your chips for this punk, But if that's how you want to waste your last star chips, Then meet me back at arena 146 In exactly hours. You'll have your duel.

[laughs] Yugi, you don't have a ghost of chance beating Kaiba because this time he is a ghost.

A ghost?

Mokuba

Stop it, Kemo!

It's a fact. two witnesses saw him fall to his doom.

Mokuba

Lair! Take back what you said!

Get used to it. All that's left of Kaiba are your memories. Plus, a very cranky ghost just looking for revenge.

It's not him!

Well, he's seen better days. It's time to duel with the ghoul.

It can't be! That guy's nothing but a fake, a trick by Pegasus. [Back at Pegasus' castle Pegasus watches him behind Joey, Téa and Tristan with Kemo, Mokuba and Ghost Kaiba on tv] Don't worry, Mokuba. I'll win your freedom. Then we'll find your brother.

Seto Kaiba

Mokuba!

Mokuba Kaiba

[weakly] Seto... [collapses and digitizes]

Seto Kaiba

No! NO! MOKUBA!

Mokuba

That's weird. Seto.

Hmm?

Mokuba

The tournament surveillance system just lost track of Yugi Muto! He's disappeared!

He's disappeared? Impossible! Make sure the satellite link is working, now. [thinking] Yugi's duel disk sends out a constant ID signal, so wherever he is, his signal's being blocked somehow. But I'll find him.

Joey

[under Marik's control; in distorted voice] Welcome.

Joey!

Not exactly. Joey is not present. He's gone away.

It's Marik!

That's correct. And if you want your friends back, you will listen to me.

Mokuba

What's going on? That sure doesn't sound like Joey.

It must be one of Marik's tricks.

Listen, Joey, you've got to be in there!

It's pointless. Now, you listen, Yugi. We are playing by my regulations. I'll release your pathetic friends as soon as I get what I want. Of course, since I want your Puzzle and Egyptian Gods card, there's only one way to do this. You and I are going to duel!

You're insane!

Refuse, and your friends are mine forever!

Release Joey from your control, Marik!

Mokuba

What's going on, bro?

Well, Mokuba, it appears that this Marik was somehow able to turn Joey Wheeler against Yugi. Now Wheeler wants to duel. This should be interesting to say the very least.

Mokuba

Interesting? But why?

Well, if Wheeler is fighting on the side of Marik and the Rare Hunters now, he may be holding the third Egyptian God card. [thinking] And I want that card in my deck, so if it's played, I want to be there.

It's time to seize the power that should have been mine all along!

[trying to get Joey to come to his senses] Joey, I know you can hear me! Your mind is under the control of Marik, and you must break free, understand?! The same Marik you vowed to help me crush! Think, Joey! You've got to remember your promise to me, when you gave me your Red-Eyes! Marik couldn't defeat me in a duel. So he decided to turn you against me, in order to win my Puzzle and my Egyptian God card. Joey, I know you're in there, and I'm going to set you free! Marik's power is feeble compared to the strength of our friendship. Please say something, Joey. Joey!

You'll never set him free, unless you follow me, Yugi.

Joey

[thinking] I'll make this wacko wish he never tried to control my noggin'! [speaking] Yo! Listen up, you bald-headed freak! According to my math, you're gonna be all washed up in nine turns! That's if you can count!

Duke

Where'd he come up with nine?

Tristan

Look, with Joey, you don't ask.

My brother's so awesome, he's got this whole duel calculated in his head already.

Mai

That's right, Serenity. You just keep believing everything he says.

Joey

[as Odion pulls out a replica of the Millennium Rod and holds it in front of him; shocked] That must be what he used to control me!

[thinking] The Millennium Rod! I knew Marik would use it to win this duel! That coward can't win on his own!

Joey

Point that thing somewhere else and duel like a man!

Very well.

Joey

Look, Marik… Did you say, "very well?"

[thinking] That's a relief. Marik must have realized that Joey's mind is too strong to be controlled. That's why the Millennium Rod didn't work last time.

[thinking] Little do they know that Odion's Millennium Rod is merely a replica of the original item held by me. These fools will never suspect that I am the one they fear and despise so greatly! And while I hide safely in the shadows, Odion will fight my battles for me. But something else concerns me. It's Seto Kaiba and his role in this struggle. Little Yugi isn't the only one standing between me and the power of the Pharaoh, for the ancient tablets also depict a sorcerer, who bears a striking resemblance to Kaiba. And what concerns me even more is what appears to be my Millennium Rod in the hands of this sorcerer! So I'll keep an eye on him as well. And before the finals are over, Kaiba's Egyptian God card, Obelisk the Tormentor, will belong to me! Kaiba could never comprehend that card's power! And as long as Odion continues to deceive everyone into believing he is me, my plan to obtain the two remaining Egyptian God cards and Yugi's Millennium Puzzle should be simple. I'll show Seto Kaiba what true power is all about.

Mokuba

Hey, Seto. If Marik really is the leader of the rare hunters, he must have, like, a ton of rare cards in his deck.

There's only one card in his deck I care about and that's his Egyptian God card, the Winged Dragon of Ra. And hopefully that hack, Joey Wheeler will last long enough in this duel for me to see how Marik's card works so I can win it for myself.

[thinking] Listen to me, Odion. If you can't defeat this pathetic fool, Joey Wheeler, then you don't stand a chance against the Pharaoh! So unless you'd like to take an unexpected journey to the Shadow Realm, I'd suggest you refrain from disappointing me.

[thinking] Yes, Master Marik. I pledge my word that I shall defeat this worthless opponent.

Joey

Let's do this, Marik!

It's time to duel, and destroy you!

Gentlemen, let the duel begin!

Prepare for defeat!

Joey

Don't count on it, Marik! I'm not scared of you!

Joey

Marik's almost down to 1,000 Life Points!

[laughs evilly] A small price to pay… to have you caught deep within my trap!

Mai

[shocked] Huh? A trap?!

That's right. Reveal Card of Last Will!

Mai

Card of Last Will?

Yes! It allows me to draw five new cards into my hand when one of my monster's attack points is decreased.

[thinking] Now Marik gets a brand-new hand! This could change everything!

[draws five new cards from his deck] I offer you my gratitude. Gaining five new cards isn't all you've allowed me to do. By destroying Makyura, you've activated its special ability. Now I'll play a card that will surely annihilate you! This shadow game's quite amusing. Now, prepare to live out your worst nightmare! By the way of the trap card: Nightmare Wheel! [activates Nightmare Wheel, trapping Mai's Amazon Fighter] Not only does it trap your Amazon Fighter… [laughs] but the Nightmare Wheel will also take 500 Life Points from you every turn.

Mai

I wasn't expecting something I couldn't handle.

Pardon?

Mai

I thought you'd try something like this Marik. So I play this card, [reveals her trap card] Rescue Operation! This trap card allows me to rescue my Amazon Fighter from your trap. It also let's me summon a new monster to the field now.

Mokuba

Do you know what this means?!

So, are you going to summon the Egyptian God Card you took from me?

Mai

Of course not, I paid attention the last time it was played. And I know if I summoned it now without sacrificing any monsters first, it would have zero attack points. But not to worry, I'll play that Winged Dragon by the end of my next turn.

Joey

She crazy? How's she ever gonna pull that off, Yugi?

Mai

But first things first… Amazon Fighter, return to my hand, now! And now to summon a new monster. Ah, this ought to do. I summon Cyber Harpie!

Joey

Yeah! Mai's favorite!

Mai

Now, I just need one card. Let's hope this is it. [thinking] If I draw the right card, I'll be able to summon the Winged Dragon of Ra! [draws] Come on… This'll help. [speaking] I play Graceful Charity! Now! A magic card that lets me draw three new cards from my deck, and then I discard two from my hand. [thinking] First I'll get rid of these… And now let's see if I drew the card I need! [speaking] Oh, I am so good.

Observe as I activate my Magic Card, Silent Doom… Which lets me summon a card from my graveyard. Gadget Soldier in Defense Mode!

Ishizu

[stunned; thinking] This isn't the future my Necklace predicted! Everything has changed!

Before I can summon my Blue-Eyes White Dragon, I must sacrifice two monsters. First this!

Ishizu

Oh, no!

That's right! It's my Egyptian God card!

Ridiculous!

Joey

No way, man!

What's he thinking?!

It can't be!

Hear me now! I won't be controlled! I decide my future! So now I sacrifice my monsters! You're so quiet, Ishizu. Where's your magic now? Or have you realized that there's no such thing as destiny?! Now observe as I summon my Blue-Eyes! [summons his Blue-Eyes White Dragon] Show yourself!

Ishizu

So somehow Kaiba was able to change the future, by summoning his Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

But how? What did he see?!

Ishizu, if you could foresee all my moves, how did Blue-Eyes surprise you? Unless of course, you're nothing but a fake, as I suspected!

Time to finish you off now! Blue-Eyes White Dragon, attack! Wipe out her Life Points, with White Lightning Attack! Farewell. [Blue-Eyes White Dragon attacks Ishizu directly, dropping her Life Points down to zero, winning him the duel] Victory is mine! That's it!

The winner of this duel is Seto Kaiba!

Mokuba

All right! I knew that you were gonna win this duel all along, big brother!

[thinking] That was insane! Marik's Millennium Rod must have shown Kaiba the secret to winning this duel! I bet it has something to do with the images on that ancient stone tablet. Kaiba's destiny is connected to the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and I bet that's why he had to play it! Maybe now he'll believe in destiny!

[shocked] But wait! It can't be!

You should have known we'd be back, Seto Kaiba… for revenge! Surprised to see us again, Kaiba?

Tristan

So you know these five suits, man? what’s going on here?

Duke

Suddenly I feel really underdressed.

I can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys seems really familiar to me.

Mokuba

These are the five creeps that tried to get rid of Seto and take over KaibaCorp! This is Gansley, Crump, Johnson, Nezbitt, and Leichter, also known as The Big Five!

Joey

That's right, they trapped Kaiba in cyberland until we saved him.

Almost right. They were hired by my stepfather to serve as KaibaCorp's board of directors. But that wasn't enough power for them, so they tried to destroy me using my own virtual technology and take over my company.

Ta-ta, Virtual Kaiba. Soon that will happen to the real McCoy! You see, if your deck master is destroyed, you automatically lose the duel, regardless of life points. And when each of you loses a duel, one of us will take over your body!

Seto Kaiba

I've heard enough! I've defeated you five white-collar has-beens once before and I can easily do it again! No matter what the rules are, I'll still take you down!

Joey

Let us out of here, you crotchety old cranks!

We've never even left this room, you fools!

But make no mistake, you kids aren't going anywhere for a long while.

Huh?

You're trapped and your only chance of escape is to defeat each of us in a virtual duel.

Mokuba

There's no way you're gonna get away with this, you stuffed shirts!

Joey

Yeah! We'll kick your big-business butts!

Joey, wait!

Joey

Don't worry, Serenity. We can whip these five geezers one, two, tree. I promise we'll win. And I've never broken a promise to you.

Then promise you'll be careful, Okay.

Joey

Deal.

If we stick together, they won't stand a chance!

Duke

Don't worry, I got your back, man.

Tristan

Me too!

Joey

Pass the jam, 'cause these guys are toast !

Hold on, guys. They never said which of us will actually have to duel.

[chucking] Good question, kid. Just to make sure that you all suffer equally, we'll be dueling against every one of you brats!

Remember, we need to take over five bodies. So the first five of you to lose will have the honor of gaining our minds while yours stay trapped here!

In your dreams!

Ever since you destroyed our bodies, all we've had are our dreams, Mr. Kaiba! Until now! The time has come to make our dreams a reality, by escaping from this virtual abyss and leaving you here in our place for all eternity! [The Big Five evil laughing]

Mokuba

[waking up] Where am I?

You're with me. [steps out of the shadows]

Mokuba

Noah! Stay away from me! Wait till Seto finds out!

Seto? Ha! He won't be rescuing you any time soon!

Mokuba

That's not true! My brother would never let anything happen to me!

He's got his hands tied… see for yourself!

Mokuba

Seto!

He'll have to make it past my associate to rescue you.

Mokuba

Is that one of the Big Five?

Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?

Well, now I do. It took me a minute, but I recognize your voice… Leichter. So let's get this duel over with.

[snaps fingers] My sentiments exactly. So go ahead and choose your deck from the virtual card database.

Gladly.

Now choose a monster to act as your Deck Master.

This is a no-brainer, Leichter. I choose Lord of Dragons!

And I have already taken the form of my Deck Master. Can you tell which monster I've become?

No and quite frankly, I don't care, Leichter! Because crushing you will be a simple task, regardless of your Deck Master! So let's begin!

It's time to duel, as they say! Don't expect any courtesy from me. I'll go first. I play one monster in defense mode. Then I'll place two cards facedown and end my turn.

With my help, you made ten times your money back in that one day. And you got all the credit!

Well, of course! It was my business skills that earned me that money, Leichter! All you did was follow orders. That's all you were good for. You never once had your own idea. You couldn't have run Kaiba Corp!

Not only could I, but I will… Once I escape to the real world in your body!

Not quite. When my Giant Germ was destroyed, its special ability was activated allowing me to summon another one!

You're just delaying your eventual destruction, Mr. Kaiba. Since I've assumed the form of Jinzo, all of your trap cards are useless! And you know as well as I do that no one wins a duel with monsters alone!

Leichter, I'll never lose this game to you!

Oh, you'll lose so much more than just this game! Let the onslaught continue! Remember, I get 500 extra Life Points each draw thanks to my Solemn Wishes trap card. And now, I'll place two cards facedown.

Whatever! [draws] Spear Dragon, attack his facedown monster with cyclone blast!

Nice try. But I'm afraid your attack is useless, because I activate Cyber Jar! Which destroys every monster on the field!

Oh, no!

It may have cost me a few Life Points, but it cost you all of your monsters! Now, we draw five cards and summon any monsters we pick.

Vorse Raider and Twin-Headed Behemoth!

Injection Fairy Lily!

So they both start over.

Mokuba

Go, Seto!

And since it's my turn again, I gain another 500 Life Points thanks to my Solemn Wishes trap card! And now, I activate-- Watch Tranquilizer! This magic card equips me with an electronic device, that lowers the attack strength of your offensive monsters, Mr. Kaiba. Let's give it a test run, shall we? [fires at Kaiba's Vorse Raider] My Watch Tranquilizer is about to weaken your Vorse Raider! Since it's a level four monster, it will lose 400 attack points, bringing it down to total of 1500!

[thinking] That doesn't matter. His Fairy Lily is still weaker than my monster!

Now it's time for you to experience my Fairy Lily's special ability. By giving up 2,000 Life Points, I can raise her power by 3,000, enough to wipe out your and then some! Lily, attack! And that's not all, Mr. Kaiba! Activate Sebek's Blessing! This magic card allows me to take the Life Points that you just lost, and add them to my own, reducing your chances of survival even more!

You seem a little stunned to me, Mr. Kaiba.

How can I stop a weapon that's… up there?!

You can't! Orbiting the Earth at an altitude of 240 miles, my Satellite Cannon is virtually unreachable!

It can't be beat!

Joey

I never heard of a Duel Monster that can attack from outer space!

Satellite Cannon is so high above the Earth's atmosphere that it's shielded from the attack of almost every monster!

Almost?! How do you know I don't have a monster in my deck that can reach it, Leichter?!

Trust me, Mr. Kaiba. By the time you summon a monster with the ability to attack my Satellite, it will be too powerful to destroy! That's because it gain 1,000 attack points with each turn! At last, the mighty Seto Kaiba is about to lose everything that he has! And it serves you right, after destroying your own stepfather and betraying the Big Five! Now it's time you paid the price for using others to get what you want! Even your own brother!

What's he talking about?

Mokuba

No way! Seto and I are a team!

Not all the time. Mokuba, it's time you learned the harsh truth about your brother. Listen to what Leichter has to say.

You'll stop at nothing to get what you want, Mr. Kaiba, even if it means deceiving those most loyal to you. Your treachery began when your stepfather, Gozaburo, gave you $10,000,000 to test your business skills. When you increased the cash by threatening a smaller company, he was impressed with your abilities and your cruelty. But that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You wanted more.