Kaiba quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

First, I'll activate my Pot of Greed card! This let me draw two more cards! And then, I'll summon the monster Possessed Dark Soul! Now, Dark Soul! Attack Leichter's facedown monster!

Stop right there! Reveal Dreamsprite! Attacking this activated its special power! It can redirect your attack to any of my other monsters! Just watch, Mr. Kaiba! So I'll transfer your attack to my Satellite Cannon!

Joey

Hold on! Kaiba's monster's not strong enough to reach that high!

I'm untouchable! Just one more turn and my Satellite Cannon's attack points will be raised to 2,000…enough to wipe out your remaining Life Points, Mr. Kaiba! I'll take a Life Point boost from my trap card and end my turn!

Who's this kid?

He's my latest acquisition. His name is Seto and he and his brother Will be coming to live with us. He's extremely intelligent. You could learn a lot from him! And that's my plan... Seto will be here to constantly challenge you. My hope is that having him around the house Will motivate you to improve your studies. After all, if I'm going to hand KaibaCorp over to you someday, Noah, You'll have to prove to me that you have the intellect It takes to run a company of this magnitude.

All right. You won't be disappointed father.

[shocked] What did he say!?

That's his dad!

[thinking] Yugi and his friends can deal with the Big Five… I've got bigger problems! [flashback to Noah]

Gozaburo Kaiba only had one son. That was me, Seto! [flashback ends]

[thinking] Noah's story has to be a lie! He claims that the man who adopted me is his father! But based on his story, that would make Noah the same age as me! And he's clearly just a snot-nosed little kid! I wonder if the Big Five put that kid up to all this. Those corporate slime balls would do anything to take over KaibaCorp. But they're too dim-witted to come up with a scheme like this! There's a piece to this virtual puzzle that I still need to find! And when I do, all of this nonsense will be clear! But the first thing I have to do, is find Mokuba, and rescue him from Noah's control before that little punk completely brainwashes my brother! Then I'll show Noah that no one disrespects my family and gets away with it!

You expect me to believe that? Noah, please. The only thing more ridiculous than that story is you outdueling me!

Then let's go. What better way to prove my power over you, than by defeating you at your own pathetic game, Seto?

I'VE HEARD ENOUGH! Is that clear?! I rebuilt KaibaCorp from the ground on my own terms with no help at all! That company is what it is because of me! No one else could run it! Especially not some kid!

Really?!

I'll show you REAL power! Let’s go!

All right. Then choose your cards, Seto.

I already have! And I've already chosen my deck master. Say hello to my friend, Kaiser Sea Horse!

You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this, Seto. Time to lose it all!

Let's duel!

You'll never get away with this, Noah! I'd rather see my company crumble to the ground then fall into your grubby little hands! KaibaCorp is mine! You got that, punk?!

You stole it! I'm just taking back what belongs to me!

Keep dreaming, kid.

So, you think I'm insane for wanting to claim what's rightfully mine?

No, I think you're insane for trapping me in a virtual computer program and forcing me to duel you! Just to prove to your daddy that you're not the failure he thinks you are! Well, I'm here to prove that you are!

Kaiba Corp is mine 'cause I earned it! And if you think you can take it all away, just by winning one duel, proves what I thought about you from the start.

And what's that?

You're nuts! You must have spent one too many years trapped in that bubble in the sky, Noah. I'm more fit to run that company than you'll ever be! And deep down your father always knew that.

Noah, I'm only gonna say this once: Release Mokuba now! This is our fight! Is that clear? He has nothing to do with this!

There you go disrespecting Mokuba again, acting like his opinion doesn't matter. Tell him, Mokie.

Mokuba

GIVE KAIBACORP TO NOAH NOW!

[Chuckles evilly] Well, someone's feeling a bit anxious. So feast your eyes on my cards. I have a strong feeling you've encountered them before! Take a close look. Do these five cards seem familiar to you??

It can't be! Not those cards! IT'S THE FIVE PIECES OF EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE!

Well, it looks like you have failed again. So, I guess there's one thing left to do.

Yes! I guess there is! Escape from this place!

How could I lose this?!

That's what happens when you challenge someone who's superior to youin every way.

I'll show you who's superior by taking over your body, Seto!

Wait! What about our agreement?

Sorry, but the agreement's off!

Huh? Yugi?

Jump, Kaiba!

Hurry! This place is gonna shut down any second!

It's about time.

We're back in the real world.

Mokuba?! He's still back there?

Joey

Noah may have been a spoiled brat when we met him, But he turned out to be all right.

Do you think his mind was deleted When the computer was destroyed?

Knowing him, he saved his mind on a back-up file.

Joey

yeah, I bet he'll be back.

Mokuba

Me, too. See you around, Noah!

All right! That little detour Was a complete waste of my time and effort. So, let's move on And pretend that nonsense never happened. It's time for us to continue the battle city finals. Set us back on course... To Kaiba-Corp Island.

yes, sir!

Our shadow game awaits. I hope you're prepared to be swallowed up by the darkness!

Joey

Keep dreaming, psycho!

[thinking] At last, I can defeat Yugi and reclaim my glory!

[thinking] I have to crush Kaiba to get to Marik! It's the only way I can save the world from destruction!

Attention, everyone! In accordance with tournament rules, Joey is disqualified! So, the winner of this duel is Marik Ishtar!

Joey!

Tristan

Are you alright, buddy?!

[devastated] MY BROTHER!

Mokuba

Let's get him downstairs right away! He needs to see a doctor now!

Yes, sir!

[thinking] I never thought Wheeler could withstand an attack but the most powerful Egyptian God card!

There goes another soul into the dark abyss of the Shadow Realm to wander the emptiness for eternity!

Tristan

WAKE UP!

Joey! Come on, you gotta open your eyes!

Joey! It's me, Serenity! Please! Tell me you can hear me!

Tristan

[shaking him in tears] YOU BETTER STOP KIDDING AROUND AND GET UP, MAN!