Seto Kaiba quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Seto

The second of my 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons. Just one more now, and then absolutely nothing will be able to keep me from victory. Soon, with one earth-shattering blast, I'll defeat Yugi for the last time. And once I've finished him, I'll go after Pegasus and rescue my brother from his demented grip.

Seto Kaiba

[wakes up] Gotta find Mokuba.

Seto

Wait. There is something familiar about this girl.

Mr. Kaiba. Uh Welcome back, sir.

What an unexpected surprise!

Seto Kaiba

Yes I’m sure it is, you traitorous snakes! You see I know you all about your partnership with Pegasus.

Seto Kaiba

Mokuba!

Mokuba Kaiba

[weakly] Seto... [collapses and digitizes]

Seto Kaiba

No! NO! MOKUBA!

Ta-ta, Virtual Kaiba. Soon that will happen to the real McCoy! You see, if your deck master is destroyed, you automatically lose the duel, regardless of life points. And when each of you loses a duel, one of us will take over your body!

Seto Kaiba

I've heard enough! I've defeated you five white-collar has-beens once before and I can easily do it again! No matter what the rules are, I'll still take you down!

Joey

Let us out of here, you crotchety old cranks!

We've never even left this room, you fools!

But make no mistake, you kids aren't going anywhere for a long while.

Huh?

You're trapped and your only chance of escape is to defeat each of us in a virtual duel.

Mokuba

There's no way you're gonna get away with this, you stuffed shirts!

Joey

Yeah! We'll kick your big-business butts!

Joey, wait!

Joey

Don't worry, Serenity. We can whip these five geezers one, two, tree. I promise we'll win. And I've never broken a promise to you.

Then promise you'll be careful, Okay.

Joey

Deal.

If we stick together, they won't stand a chance!

Duke

Don't worry, I got your back, man.

Tristan

Me too!

Joey

Pass the jam, 'cause these guys are toast !

Hold on, guys. They never said which of us will actually have to duel.

[chucking] Good question, kid. Just to make sure that you all suffer equally, we'll be dueling against every one of you brats!

Remember, we need to take over five bodies. So the first five of you to lose will have the honor of gaining our minds while yours stay trapped here!

In your dreams!

Ever since you destroyed our bodies, all we've had are our dreams, Mr. Kaiba! Until now! The time has come to make our dreams a reality, by escaping from this virtual abyss and leaving you here in our place for all eternity! [The Big Five evil laughing]

Seto Kaiba

[looks back up] Why don't you worried about him instead.

Look guys, up there!

Tristan!

Joey

That's not Tristan, remember? [as Seto Kaiba leaves off alone to find Mokuba himself]

Duke

It's the techno geek of the Big Five, Nezbitt, even though he kicked his nerdy butt in that duel, he still took Tristan's body!

I'm not alone in here!

Today's special is-- five for one!

And the verdict is in.

Our combined force will destroy you!

They're all using Tristan's body!

Give him back!

Listen, Yugi! There's only one way we'll return your friend.

[laughs] But believe me, Junior, the odds are in our favor!

Hey, that's Crump! Sicko!

All right! Tell us what we have to do to get Tristan back from your control!

Why duel us! Win, and he's yours!

Hold on! What's this about returning the body? We never discussed that! I'm the one who won this body and I won't give it up!

Nezbitt, it belongs to all of us now, and this was a group decision!

[chuckles] I can't believe you two are actually arguing as if we're going to keep our word.

Now, let's duel, Yugi!

You five are on!

Let's do this… for Tristan!

Joey

Hold it right there! Your man's a little off if you get in my drift. Five on one's are even, so count me in!

Are you sure?

Joey

Yeah. No question. The two of us are a team, Yugi. Now, let's waste these five suits!

Yes, and together, we'll save Tristan.

Fine, Yugi. Five on two.

Mokuba

Seto, We're approaching Duelist Kingdom.

Seto

I'll try to make this quick. The less time I spend here, the better.

Mokuba

Me, too. This place has nothing but bad memories.

Seto

Initiate the landing sequence now.

Mokuba

You got it.

Pegasus

What did I do to deserve such hatred?

Seto

It's a long list and I'm short on time.

Pegasus

I just haven't been myself lately. in fact... [in Alister's voice] I mean that quite literally!

Mokuba

What's going on?

Surprise! [chuckling, he rips himself off, revealing Alister] I've waited for this day for a long time, Kaiba-boy.

Seto

You're gonna pay for tricking me like that!

[as Pegasus' voice] Pretty good imitation, right?

Seto

Identify yourself.

[normal voice] Alister's the name, Kaiba boy! Now let's duel! [activates his chaos duel disk and draws a card] Hm. [holds up "The Seal of Orichalcos" card] This magic card is about to change everything. Activating the Seal of Orichalcos!

Seto

What's that?!

Mokuba

This is nuts!

Seto

Explain yourself now!

Oh, as if you're gonna believe me?

Seto

Try me.

We're trapped in here till the duel's over. Then once I crush you, I'll be able to get out. Hmm. Of course, you on the other hand won't be quite as lucky as myself Kaiba boy.

Seto

What do you mean, Alister?

When you lose, your soul will be locked away for all eternity... But this time, you won't be set free!

Let's get on with this. I summon Gorlag in attack mode! And here's a little bonus.

Seto

Your monster just got stronger! But how?!

Remember the Seal of Orichalcos? As long as it stays active on the field, every one of my monsters gets 500 attack point boost.

Seto

What?!

You heard me. Plus, my Gorlag gets another 500 points for every fire monster on the field.

Seto

There are none!

Oh, no? What do you think my Gorlag's made of? Ready, Gorlag? Attack his Versago the Destroyer, now! [Gorlag attacks Seto's monster and it reappears on his side of the field]

Seto

[thinking] What's that?!

Did I forget to mention my Gorlag's other special ability? Every time he destroys one of my opponent's monsters, that very same monster reappears on my side of the field-- only this time, it becomes a creature of fire! And you remember what happens when a creature of fire is on the field, right? My Gorlag gets even stronger! It's over for you!

Seto Kaiba

No way! My mind must be playing tricks on me!

Joey Wheeler

I doubt that. My card seens to be doing the same thing, Kaiba!

It feels as though these three dragons are calling out to us.

Uhh!

I was told that fate had chosen three modern-day warriors to release these legendary beasts.

Chosen by fate? Get real. I'm the one who decides my fate, Yugi! Not some fairy tale about mythical dragons and giant man-eating monsters.

Be reasonable for once! The world needs us! We do this as a team!

Sorry... I don't do the teamwork thing.

Listen!

You geeks have wasted enough of my time already. I have a multi-million dollar company to run. Playtime's over.

Kaiba!

Mokuba

Seto.... wait up!

Joey

We don't need him weighing us down anyway. With good old Hermos over here those hoodlums won't stand a chance.

Tristan

Someone's back to their old self again. About time.

Joey

It took me a while, but I realized being bummed out about Mai's not gonna bring her back.

Mokuba Kaiba

Uh, Seto, I'm not so sure it's Pegasus who's doing this.

Seto Kaiba

So?

Mokuba

I mean, couldn't it be Alister? He was pretty upset. He blames Kaiba-Corp for what happened to his brother. And if I were Alister, I'd probably blame this company, too. Besides, Yugi said the real Pegasus had his soul captured, So he can't be behind this, Seto.

Seto Kaiba

Mokuba, I don't know About all that Pegasus nonsense, But you do bring up a good point about Alister.

Mokuba

So you agree?

Seto Kaiba

Maybe.

Mokuba Kaiba

You think it’s true, Seto? I mean, could Yugi really have lost to one of Alister's partners in a duel? And does that mean he’s trapped somewhere now?

Seto Kaiba

It just means Yugi’s not as perfect as everyone thinks he is, and he’s not worth my time. We’ve got more important things to do.

As the challenger, I'll start! And I'll summon my Science Soldier in defense mode! That's all for now.

Seto

How pathetic. My move! I summon X-Head Cannon in attack mode! Now, X-Head Cannon, attack! Looks like you're defenseless.

Mokuba

[worried; thinking] If Alister plays that Seal of Orichalcos, Seto's in big trouble!

No big deal. Watch this! I play Cyber Soldier of Dark World. And next, I'll place one card facedown and end my turn.

Seto

What a joke! My move! I summon Y-Dragon Head in attack mode! Attack his Cyber Soldier of Dark World, now! And now, X-Head Cannon, attack his Life Points directly!

Mokuba

[thinking] Alister's making this too easy.

Seto

I think that's just about enough punishment for now. I end my turn. [sets a card facedown]

You sound pretty confident, Kaiba, but you'll change your tune. You've been so pretty occupied with your own monsters, you forgot what I have waiting in my deck. I guess I'll have to remind you. It's the card I used on you last time and it changes the entire playing field!

Seto

[realizes] Hold it! Did you just draw what I think you did, Alister?! [turns to Mokuba] Mokuba, GET BACK!

[raises the card up in his hand which is The Seal of Orichalcos] I activate the Seal of Orichalcos! [laughs as the Seal of Orichalcos grows the circle which engulfs the room and knocks Mokuba away from it's boundary]

Seto

Mokuba! [beams of green light shoot out of the plane and as Alister screams, the plane's controls end up being sabotaged, including the autopilot] This can't be real! [The Seal of Orichalcos rises Kaiba and Alister up to the top of the plane] What's going on, Alister?

[with his eyes glowing red] I just needed some air, that's all.