Now, gentlemen, Let's see if I understand your proposition. Seto kaiba has abandoned his corporate station, And now you five wish to seize control of kaibacorp. You then want to merge with my company, And you'd like me to handle any messy details, yes?
GGansley
Precisely, mr. Pegasus. With our money and your leadership, We will easily take control of kaibacorp.
For our plan to succeed, Kaiba must be taken out of the picture... Permanently.
However, there is one catch. As per the corporate by laws, Only a kaiba family member can legally control kaibacorp.
To that end, pegasus, We recommend kidnapping kaiba's brother mokuba. In name, he will control kaibacorp, But we will control him.
Do these things for us And we will lay all of kaibacorp's technology at your feet.
Agreed. The elder kaiba shall meet with an accident, And the younger kaiba will be captured.
GGansley
Excellent. But we have one final condition.
The brat who beat kaiba Has tarnished kaibacorp's good name, And we must insist that you restore it.
Well, how fortuitous. Plans for me to duel Yugi are already under way. Now, to show that I truly am the man for this job-- Kemo, bring me young Kaiba, would you?
Noooo! Aah! Unh! Let me go, you creeps. I heard everything, and when I tell my big brother, you're gonna--
You see, gentlemen? This is how efficiently You can expect me to handle our business. Young Kaiba is captured, Yugi will be defeated, And Seto Kaiba will bother us no more. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
KKaiba
[shocked] But wait! It can't be!
GGansley
You should have known we'd be back, Seto Kaiba… for revenge! Surprised to see us again, Kaiba?
So you know these five suits, man? what’s going on here?
Suddenly I feel really underdressed.
I can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys seems really familiar to me.
These are the five creeps that tried to get rid of Seto and take over KaibaCorp! This is Gansley, Crump, Johnson, Nezbitt, and Leichter, also known as The Big Five!
That's right, they trapped Kaiba in cyberland until we saved him.
KKaiba
Almost right. They were hired by my stepfather to serve as KaibaCorp's board of directors. But that wasn't enough power for them, so they tried to destroy me using my own virtual technology and take over my company.
GGansley
Ta-ta, Virtual Kaiba. Soon that will happen to the real McCoy! You see, if your deck master is destroyed, you automatically lose the duel, regardless of life points. And when each of you loses a duel, one of us will take over your body!
I've heard enough! I've defeated you five white-collar has-beens once before and I can easily do it again! No matter what the rules are, I'll still take you down!
[Big Five evil laughing]
Let us out of here, you crotchety old cranks!
GGansley
We've never even left this room, you fools!
But make no mistake, you kids aren't going anywhere for a long while.
You're trapped and your only chance of escape is to defeat each of us in a virtual duel.
There's no way you're gonna get away with this, you stuffed shirts!
Yeah! We'll kick your big-business butts!
Don't worry, Serenity. We can whip these five geezers one, two, tree. I promise we'll win. And I've never broken a promise to you.
Then promise you'll be careful, Okay.
If we stick together, they won't stand a chance!
Don't worry, I got your back, man.
Pass the jam, 'cause these guys are toast !
Hold on, guys. They never said which of us will actually have to duel.
[chucking] Good question, kid. Just to make sure that you all suffer equally, we'll be dueling against every one of you brats!
Remember, we need to take over five bodies. So the first five of you to lose will have the honor of gaining our minds while yours stay trapped here!
[all gasping]
GGansley
Ever since you destroyed our bodies, all we've had are our dreams, Mr. Kaiba! Until now! The time has come to make our dreams a reality, by escaping from this virtual abyss and leaving you here in our place for all eternity! [The Big Five evil laughing]
All this stuff looks pretty real. It's hard to believe that everything here is virtual.
GGansley
[voice-over] Well, you'd better get used to this place, because I'm going to make sure you never leave! [rises out from under the water in the form of Deepsea Warrior] Are you familiar with the phrase, "It's time to duel?" Well, this is the last time you're ever going to hear it! Why, you look as though you don't recognize me, boy. Now you've gone and hurt my feelings. Well, I'm Gansley! Former Vice President of Business Strategy at Kaiba Corp and a proud founding member of the Big Five! But for now, I've taken the form of the Deepsea Warrior.
Big deal, Gansley! You don't scare me! I know that behind your virtual disguise is nothing but a feeble old man! You wouldn't stand a chance in a duel against me if your life depended on it!
GGansley
Did you say "my life?" Yugi… once I defeat you, I'll finally have a life again!
Listen, Gansley, you and your partners won't succeed in trapping my friends here. Mark my words!
GGansley
Really? That's if you can keep up with the new rules.
GGansley
Very well. You remember my demonstration of our patented Deck Master System of dueling, don't you? It begins with each upon us picking a monster to serve as our Deck Master for the duration of the duel. And since I've already taken the form of a monster, lucky me… I will serve as both the duelist and the Deck Master! Now, it's time for you to build your virtual deck.
GGansley
With these. Your cards aren't valid in this world, so you'll have to build a new deck from our card database. When you see a card you desire, simply touch it. Choose wisely, for once you make contact with a card image, it's yours for the entire length of the duel. Careful. Don't let any gems slip by.
All right, let's begin this duel.
GGansley
How quickly we forget. You still have to choose your Deck Master. Each monster card has its own Deck Master ability under our new system. Of course, I won't tell you what those abilities are. You'll have to figure that out for yourself.
YYugi
[thinking] What card should I choose to be my Deck Master? Without knowing all the new rules, it's hard to say. Well, my Dark Magician's never let me down!
[As Yami Yugi is about to choose Dark Magician, Kuriboh appears, accidentally being chosen as his Deck Master]
GGansley
Interesting choice.
Hold on! I didn't choose him!
GGansley
Sorry, the rules state once a Deck Master is chosen, it cannot be changed.
Great. I didn't choose you, but now we must win this together. Kuriboh is now my Deck Master!
GGansley
Suit yourself. As you know, I've chosen Deepsea Warrior. He's powerful and ruthless, like me. But enough chatting...let's get down to business! [Duel commences] I think I'll go first, if you don't mind. I summon a monster facedown in defense mode. And that's all for now. What fun would it be if I wiped out everything you own so soon? [thinking] Now, let's see if this slacker takes my bait. [speaking] It's your move. But realize it's only a matter of time before I eliminate all your Life Points! Poor Yugi. You haven't the business skills necessary to wheel-and-deal with a mogul like me!
Listen, Gansley… Duel Monsters is about honor, trust and respect. Not about business skills and making deals. So save your corporate speeches for the boardroom and stop wasting my time.
GGansley
Why worry about time? Once I defeat you, you'll have nothing but time, as you spend all of eternity trapped right here!
GGansley
You've lost more than half your Life Points, Yugi. Soon I'll take over your body, leaving your mind trapped in this virtual abyss!
You'll never get away with this, Gansley!
GGansley
Just watch me! [draws; thinking] Ah, this will do nicely. [speaking] I summon Yowie in attack mode! Of course, Yowie's arrival forbids you from drawing a card next turn-- making him a valuable asset! Now I'll play the magic card-- Premature Burial! All I have to do is invest a mere of my Life Points. This allows me to revive one of my former monsters! Ipiria, return! I told you I've employed an unlimited team of monsters, Yugi! My workforce already outnumbers your monsters to two, And my staff will continue to grow! So, why don't you go ahead and launch your attack. With my monsters on the front line, you'll never get to me!
GGansley
Let me guess, you've had enough suffering and you want to give up.
GGansley
Fine. You're only 500 Life Points away from annihilation, anyway.
I've been in tougher spots, before. Now make your move.
GGansley
Very well. [draws; thinking] Excellent! Rainbow Snake Eingana. It could wipe him out right now with one strike, but what fun would that be? I need to drag this duel out a bit longer. So let's see… Ah, yes. [speaking] I summon Melchid the Four-Face Beast in attack mode! My first order of business is to take down your Obnoxious Celtic Guardian. My Four-Face Beast should have enough power to crush it and take a bite out of your Life Points in the process! NOW! Melchid the Four-Face Beast, eliminate his Obnoxious Celtic Guardian with quadruple smash attack!
No way! It's four of the Big Five! We beat you freaks in nature fair and square!
GGansley
But we still have some unfinished business to take care of.
What do you creeps what from us?
GGansley
Simple the same thing we've always wanted your bodies!
Don't worry, Sis. This bunch-a-wackos couldn't duel their way out of a paper bag.
What makes you think we want to duel you?
GGansley
My Associates and I have had enough games. Now it's time for us to take action!
GGansley
Why duel you when we can take your bodies by force!
[Joey, Serenity and Duke had crashed after a harrowing chase from the four members of the Big Five]
[climbs out of the truck] Are you still in one piece, Duke?
[on the ground] I think so.
Serenity! [pulls his sister out of the truck]
For now, maybe. But soon, all of your bodies will belong to us! Now, which one of you two should I choose to take control of?
Hold on! I want to have first choice, Leichter!
We're going in size order, Crump, so you choose last.
That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! I'm choosing now!
[hovers down and grabs Crump by the coat] Keep your wings to yourself until I say so!
GGansley
[arrives with Johnson, who tosses Duke to the ground] Stop it, fools! We don't have time for all this bickering! Choose a body and stick with it!
GGansley
Enough! Calm yourself! We have to act quickly if we want to escape to the real world!
[looks up at Noah by light] What’s that!
GGansley
[looks up at Noah] Huh?
[Johnson looks up at Noah by light so was Joey, Serenity, Tristan and Duke]
Attention fools! This game is over!
GGansley
Master Noah! Is not what it looks like!
Really? So you’re not breaking my rules? What kind of fool do you take me for!?
GGansley
Please! I can explain, Noah!
I gave you all the chance to win your freedom and you’re all failed! Now you’ll pay the price!
You four are absolutely pathetic! You lost your duels, So you decided to just take what you wanted by force. Which is something I won't tolerate! Is that clear!? I hired you fools to duel for me. So by losing and then cheating you make me look weak!
GGansley
Let us explain, Please...sir!
We understand that you have laws But we must escape from this place!
And to do that we need bodies!
You already have one. That Tristan kid!
One won't do! Sir...we need five bodies so we can all escape!
Greetings. I just came to say farewell before I go. Now that I have a body of my own I'm ready to escape to the real world!
Technically, my robots and I are the only ones that won a duel. So Tristan's body belongs to me now. A deal's a deal, right gentlemen!?
Crump is right, those kids defeated you Nezbitt!
Therefore that body isn't your property! You're guilty of seizing control of somebody else's personal possession!
I'm the one calling all the shots here So I'll decide what's wrong and right.
Not yet, I have a much better idea, So listen up.
All five of you will share Tristan's body in a duel against Seto's strongest rival, Yugi Muto. Defeat him and I'll prove once and for all That I deserve control of Seto's empire! And you'll get five bodies.
GGansley
We won't fail you... Master.
We can't. The odds of us disappointing you are zero percent.
[looks back up] Why don't you worried about him instead.
[They spot up at the Fake Tristan]:
YYugi
Look guys, up there!
That's not Tristan, remember? [as Seto Kaiba leaves off alone to find Mokuba himself]
It's the techno geek of the Big Five, Nezbitt, even though he kicked his nerdy butt in that duel, he still took Tristan's body!
[Gansley laughs]
Today's special is-- five for one!
Our combined force will destroy you!
[The Big Five's Deck Masters appear]
They're all using Tristan's body!
GGansley
Listen, Yugi! There's only one way we'll return your friend.
[laughs] But believe me, Junior, the odds are in our favor!
Hey, that's Crump! Sicko!
YYugi
All right! Tell us what we have to do to get Tristan back from your control!
Why duel us! Win, and he's yours!
Hold on! What's this about returning the body? We never discussed that! I'm the one who won this body and I won't give it up!
Nezbitt, it belongs to all of us now, and this was a group decision!
[chuckles] I can't believe you two are actually arguing as if we're going to keep our word.
GGansley
Now, let's duel, Yugi!
[Pharaoh's spirit takes over]
Let's do this… for Tristan!
Hold it right there! Your man's a little off if you get in my drift. Five on one's are even, so count me in!
Yeah. No question. The two of us are a team, Yugi. Now, let's waste these five suits!
Yes, and together, we'll save Tristan.
GGansley
Since there's five of us, we're going to rotate our deck master monster! So we'll start with this... You two remember me the name's Gansley. My Deepsea Warrior A strong investment! Now stand back! I'll begin! Ha! Hmm, First things first. I'll plaaaaaaaay this magic card! "A Legendary Ocean!"
GGansley
Time to flood the market!
GGansley
And now, I'll summon this monster... The Legendary Fisherman!
That's the card Mako Tsunami almost beat me with! Hey! Hold on, Gansley! You have to sacrifice Somethin' first to play that card! It's too powerful to summon to the field In your first move!
With his magic card he can!
GGansley
Right. It's all true. A legendary ocean changes my five-star monsters to four! I'm afraid this simple fact allows me to summon them Directly to the field without sacrificing another monster!
Be careful Joey! As long as that card's in play He's at a dangerous advantage!
Don't worry Yugi. We'll dry up his ocean in no time!
GGansley
You'll sink long before that!
You take the next move Joey. And remember these corporate tycoons can't be trusted!
Forget about it! You and I are gonna put these guys out of business Yugi! And it's all gonna start right now! Watch this... I summon Alligator's Sword! In defense mode! That's all for now you old geezer! But this is just the beginning! So don't get used to that body!
I know you can do this, guys.
[thinking] I don't know if that metal chimp's Tristan or not, But we're gonna reunite him with his body no matter what.
All right, Gansley, It's my move now!! And I summon Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts... in defense mode!
Gansley And that's all? Nooow...
Hold on! [Chuckling] Let me try, Gansley! Because all the numbers seem to point in my favor right now!
GGansley
Crump, can't you see that I'm busy crushing the competition?!?
GGrump
You be a fool not to let me take charge of this duel now! Did you forget the special ability of my Nightmare Penguin!? Now get out of my way! Ready!?
Yes, they've switched control!
Correct! I'm Crump, the big five's accountant... And I'm an expert in crunching numbers and crushing my rivals! [Chuckles] Now meet my good friend Nightmare Penguin, The last deck master you two will ever see!
Come on guys! Crush this bird brain! I already beat this flipper-footed freak and so can you!
[thinking] These kids don't realize that the countdown To their destruction has begun! And with me doing the counting, They'll be out of life points Before they can say "Antarctic annihilation!" [speaking] For my deck master's special ability Raises the attack points of all underwater monsters! Here goes! Legendary fisherman, attack Yugi's mythical beast now! Thanks to the special ability of my Nightmare Penguin, My fisherman gets a -attack-point bonus! It's all about the numbers boys! And your number's up! And next, I summon catapult turtle! In defense mode!
He played another five-star monster! And danks ta that magic card of his He didn't hafta make a sacrifice!! Not good! We gotta get rid 'a his legendary ocean card Or we can say good bye to our bodies forever Yug!
My five Deck Masters, come forth! I call you all to the field! First, the unstoppable Jinzo!
GGansley
Then, I summon the almighty Deepsea Warrior!
Followed by the cunning Nightmare Penguin!
Next, I'll call Judge Man to the stand.
And finally, I'll summon the superior Robotic Knight.
Now listen to me, my five Deck Masters. I command all of you to join together to form a creature of unparalleled strength and supreme power! Behold, the ultimate monster, my Five-Headed Dragon!
We've faced this beast, before!
I know! How could I forget?! It was the last time we fought the Cyber Creeps! That super dragon took out my monster, and me with it! Let's just hope my luck is better than it was last time.
Well, the good news it, Leichter's dragon can't attack until his next turn.
That's a relief. We have one turn to stop it.
Hold on, I forgot to mention... my dragon destroys every one of your magic, trap and monster cards as soon as it's summoned!
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