Noah quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Don’t you remember? [Flashback to Nezbitt on Tristan's body took Mokuba away.] It was your ex employee Nezbitt disguised as Tristan who took Mokuba. [Flashback ends to the present] Maybe you should have been a better boss Seto… Anyway it was me who saved Mokuba from the Big Five. You should be thanking me.

So much for the Big Five. I should never have hired those corporate clowns!

[on virtual screen] Excellent dueling, Téa!

[on virtual screen] Thanks, Yugi.

How could they be out-dueled by these two in a virtual world where I make all the rules? If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself, so perhaps it's time for me to step in. I'll make sure they never leave this place!

On behalf of myself and the Big Five, I want to offer your our most sincere apologies, Noah.

Johnson, please.

Let me explain!

There's nothing to explain! You five failed me for the last time! Now you're all fired!

Just hear me out, sir.

Your slick lawyer talk won't get you out of this one, Johnson, so don't even try it. So far your partners Gansley and Crump each suffered an embarrassing defeat. So why should I believe the rest of you won't fail? I have no choice, Johnson. I must dispose of you all!

Please, Noah! Don't do it! We've analyzed our attack patterns and we come up with a solid dueling strategy that is guaranteed to bring success, sir! Understand our position. The Big Five are desperate to defeat these brats. It's the only way we can take over their bodies and leave the cyber world behind! We can't let them win!

Very well. I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself. Don't let me down.

You won't be sorry.

No. 'Cause if they fail me again, he will be the sorry one. Their failures are a reflection of me. And I can't allow Yugi and his friends to make me look like a failure.

[calling out to Noah] Noah, I don't know who you are, kid, but I'll find out! I know you can hear everything I say and no matter what you're after and who's helping you, you'll never succeed! Never. So if you're so powerful, why don't you come down here and face me, you coward!

All in good time, Seto. All in good time.

TIME OUT! Stop the duel!

What's the deal?

Noah! You can't, sir, please! I'm only a few moves away from taking over this fool's body!

You don't deserve that prize, Johnson! Not after what you just pulled!

Joey

So, he is a cheater.

Sad to say it's true. The honorable Judge Man is nothing but a fraud who's been cheating you from the very beginning. He's been using my virtual technology to tamper with your dice rolls.

Joey

[to Johnson; enraged] How 'bout I tamper with your face?! Mr. So-Called-Man-Of-Justice, you big, fat fake!

But, Noah, I couldn't risk losing this! Please, you must understand me! I can't take living in this virtual prison for one moment longer! It's torture!

Your excuses bore me! I brought you five into my virtual world with the understanding that under my leadership, you would defeat Seto Kaiba and his little friends. But if you cheat, I can't prove that I'm truly more deserving than him!

Than me?! More deserving of what?

For years, I've lived in Seto's shadow, always trying to prove that I'm the better one! I should be the president of Kaiba Corp, not him! And it's about time I've proven to Gozaburo Kaiba that he should have left the company to me!

What?! [thinking] But my stepfather, Gozaburo, has been missing without a trace for over five years! And why would Noah want to prove something to him, anyway?! This kid is not who he seems to be! But who is he?

Joey

Excuse me, boys. If I may interrupt this little quarrel for just a second, the defendant would like to speak. [thinking] If Johnson plays by the rules, I may still be able to win this!

Sorry, but this doesn't concern you. Johnson, it's time for me to do something that I should have done the day I met you!

Noah, please, don't!

Mokuba

[waking up] Where am I?

You're with me. [steps out of the shadows]

Mokuba

Noah! Stay away from me! Wait till Seto finds out!

Seto? Ha! He won't be rescuing you any time soon!

Mokuba

That's not true! My brother would never let anything happen to me!

He's got his hands tied… see for yourself!

Mokuba

Seto!

He'll have to make it past my associate to rescue you.

Mokuba

Is that one of the Big Five?

Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?

Well, now I do. It took me a minute, but I recognize your voice… Leichter. So let's get this duel over with.

[snaps fingers] My sentiments exactly. So go ahead and choose your deck from the virtual card database.

Gladly.

Now choose a monster to act as your Deck Master.

This is a no-brainer, Leichter. I choose Lord of Dragons!

And I have already taken the form of my Deck Master. Can you tell which monster I've become?

No and quite frankly, I don't care, Leichter! Because crushing you will be a simple task, regardless of your Deck Master! So let's begin!

It's time to duel, as they say! Don't expect any courtesy from me. I'll go first. I play one monster in defense mode. Then I'll place two cards facedown and end my turn.

With my help, you made ten times your money back in that one day. And you got all the credit!

Well, of course! It was my business skills that earned me that money, Leichter! All you did was follow orders. That's all you were good for. You never once had your own idea. You couldn't have run Kaiba Corp!

Not only could I, but I will… Once I escape to the real world in your body!

Not quite. When my Giant Germ was destroyed, its special ability was activated allowing me to summon another one!

You're just delaying your eventual destruction, Mr. Kaiba. Since I've assumed the form of Jinzo, all of your trap cards are useless! And you know as well as I do that no one wins a duel with monsters alone!

Leichter, I'll never lose this game to you!

Oh, you'll lose so much more than just this game! Let the onslaught continue! Remember, I get 500 extra Life Points each draw thanks to my Solemn Wishes trap card. And now, I'll place two cards facedown.

Whatever! [draws] Spear Dragon, attack his facedown monster with cyclone blast!

Nice try. But I'm afraid your attack is useless, because I activate Cyber Jar! Which destroys every monster on the field!

Oh, no!

It may have cost me a few Life Points, but it cost you all of your monsters! Now, we draw five cards and summon any monsters we pick.

Vorse Raider and Twin-Headed Behemoth!

Injection Fairy Lily!

So they both start over.

Mokuba

Go, Seto!

And since it's my turn again, I gain another 500 Life Points thanks to my Solemn Wishes trap card! And now, I activate-- Watch Tranquilizer! This magic card equips me with an electronic device, that lowers the attack strength of your offensive monsters, Mr. Kaiba. Let's give it a test run, shall we? [fires at Kaiba's Vorse Raider] My Watch Tranquilizer is about to weaken your Vorse Raider! Since it's a level four monster, it will lose 400 attack points, bringing it down to total of 1500!

[thinking] That doesn't matter. His Fairy Lily is still weaker than my monster!

Now it's time for you to experience my Fairy Lily's special ability. By giving up 2,000 Life Points, I can raise her power by 3,000, enough to wipe out your and then some! Lily, attack! And that's not all, Mr. Kaiba! Activate Sebek's Blessing! This magic card allows me to take the Life Points that you just lost, and add them to my own, reducing your chances of survival even more!

You seem a little stunned to me, Mr. Kaiba.

How can I stop a weapon that's… up there?!

You can't! Orbiting the Earth at an altitude of 240 miles, my Satellite Cannon is virtually unreachable!

It can't be beat!

Joey

I never heard of a Duel Monster that can attack from outer space!

Satellite Cannon is so high above the Earth's atmosphere that it's shielded from the attack of almost every monster!

Almost?! How do you know I don't have a monster in my deck that can reach it, Leichter?!

Trust me, Mr. Kaiba. By the time you summon a monster with the ability to attack my Satellite, it will be too powerful to destroy! That's because it gain 1,000 attack points with each turn! At last, the mighty Seto Kaiba is about to lose everything that he has! And it serves you right, after destroying your own stepfather and betraying the Big Five! Now it's time you paid the price for using others to get what you want! Even your own brother!

What's he talking about?

Mokuba

No way! Seto and I are a team!

Not all the time. Mokuba, it's time you learned the harsh truth about your brother. Listen to what Leichter has to say.

You'll stop at nothing to get what you want, Mr. Kaiba, even if it means deceiving those most loyal to you. Your treachery began when your stepfather, Gozaburo, gave you $10,000,000 to test your business skills. When you increased the cash by threatening a smaller company, he was impressed with your abilities and your cruelty. But that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You wanted more.

Who's this kid?

He's my latest acquisition. His name is Seto and he and his brother Will be coming to live with us. He's extremely intelligent. You could learn a lot from him! And that's my plan... Seto will be here to constantly challenge you. My hope is that having him around the house Will motivate you to improve your studies. After all, if I'm going to hand KaibaCorp over to you someday, Noah, You'll have to prove to me that you have the intellect It takes to run a company of this magnitude.

All right. You won't be disappointed father.

[shocked] What did he say!?

That's his dad!

Joey

[climbs out of the truck] Are you still in one piece, Duke?

Duke

[on the ground] I think so.

Joey

Serenity! [pulls his sister out of the truck]

I'm okay.

For now, maybe. But soon, all of your bodies will belong to us! Now, which one of you two should I choose to take control of?

Hold on! I want to have first choice, Leichter!

We're going in size order, Crump, so you choose last.

That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! I'm choosing now!

[hovers down and grabs Crump by the coat] Keep your wings to yourself until I say so!

[arrives with Johnson, who tosses Duke to the ground] Stop it, fools! We don't have time for all this bickering! Choose a body and stick with it!

Then let me go first!

Enough! Calm yourself! We have to act quickly if we want to escape to the real world!

[looks up at Noah by light] What’s that!

[looks up at Noah] Huh?

[looks up at Noah] Huh?

Attention fools! This game is over!

Master Noah! Is not what it looks like!

Really? So you’re not breaking my rules? What kind of fool do you take me for!?

Please! I can explain, Noah!

I gave you all the chance to win your freedom and you’re all failed! Now you’ll pay the price!

You four are absolutely pathetic! You lost your duels, So you decided to just take what you wanted by force. Which is something I won't tolerate! Is that clear!? I hired you fools to duel for me. So by losing and then cheating you make me look weak!

Let us explain, Please...sir!

We understand that you have laws But we must escape from this place!

And to do that we need bodies!

You already have one. That Tristan kid!

One won't do! Sir...we need five bodies so we can all escape!

Greetings. I just came to say farewell before I go. Now that I have a body of my own I'm ready to escape to the real world!

Nezbitt!

Technically, my robots and I are the only ones that won a duel. So Tristan's body belongs to me now. A deal's a deal, right gentlemen!?

You lost that duel!

Crump is right, those kids defeated you Nezbitt!

Therefore that body isn't your property! You're guilty of seizing control of somebody else's personal possession!

Not quite.

I'm the one calling all the shots here So I'll decide what's wrong and right.

So can I go?

Not yet, I have a much better idea, So listen up.

Huh?

All five of you will share Tristan's body in a duel against Seto's strongest rival, Yugi Muto. Defeat him and I'll prove once and for all That I deserve control of Seto's empire! And you'll get five bodies.

We won't fail you... Master.

We can't. The odds of us disappointing you are zero percent.

Thank you sir. Good day.

[Thinking] It better be!

[thinking] Yugi and his friends can deal with the Big Five… I've got bigger problems! [flashback to Noah]

Gozaburo Kaiba only had one son. That was me, Seto! [flashback ends]

[thinking] Noah's story has to be a lie! He claims that the man who adopted me is his father! But based on his story, that would make Noah the same age as me! And he's clearly just a snot-nosed little kid! I wonder if the Big Five put that kid up to all this. Those corporate slime balls would do anything to take over KaibaCorp. But they're too dim-witted to come up with a scheme like this! There's a piece to this virtual puzzle that I still need to find! And when I do, all of this nonsense will be clear! But the first thing I have to do, is find Mokuba, and rescue him from Noah's control before that little punk completely brainwashes my brother! Then I'll show Noah that no one disrespects my family and gets away with it!

Well? Now it's time for you five to give Tristan his body back.

I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone who believes in playing fair!

Joey

[shocked] Say what?! All right, it's go time!

As you wish!

Oh no!

Now to take five more bodies!

Hey! What's going on?!

[voice-over] Breaking my rules again, are we?!

[looks up] Noah!

[voice-over] You five fools have failed me for the last time!

[shocked] What's going on?!

[shocked] What's happening?!

Joey

They disappeared!

Oh, no! They took Tristan's body away with them!

Tristan

I don't believe it! I'll be stuck in this monkey suit for the rest of my life! And I'm feeling more like a monkey and less like me every second. This stinks!

[hugs Tristan] I'm here for you, Tristan.

Tristan

On second thought, I can learn to live with this.

Master Noah!

The five of you are pathetic! Right, Mokuba? I hired you to defeat Seto and his friends!

Give us another chance! We'll put them out of business!

Too late for that, Gansley!

Please, Noah! Help us! We need these bodies to escape!

[last words] We've been stuck in this virtual abyss for what seems like forever!

[last words] You can save us. Give us those bodies and we'll help you take over Kaiba Corp!

[laughs] You help me? I’d be better off with five baboons than you fools. It’s time for you to leave for good! Is that clear?

[last words] "Leave for good?!" Please reconsider, sir!

As my father would say… Your work is unacceptable and therefore you must be eliminated now. [laughing] I think I’ll imprison each of you in a different corner of my world… forever!

Now it’s time I challenge Seto personally. [laughing] I'll prove once and for all that I'm the true heir to the Kaiba empire!

You expect me to believe that? Noah, please. The only thing more ridiculous than that story is you outdueling me!

Then let's go. What better way to prove my power over you, than by defeating you at your own pathetic game, Seto?

I'VE HEARD ENOUGH! Is that clear?! I rebuilt KaibaCorp from the ground on my own terms with no help at all! That company is what it is because of me! No one else could run it! Especially not some kid!

Really?!

I'll show you REAL power! Let’s go!

All right. Then choose your cards, Seto.

I already have! And I've already chosen my deck master. Say hello to my friend, Kaiser Sea Horse!

You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this, Seto. Time to lose it all!

Let's duel!

You'll never get away with this, Noah! I'd rather see my company crumble to the ground then fall into your grubby little hands! KaibaCorp is mine! You got that, punk?!

You stole it! I'm just taking back what belongs to me!

Keep dreaming, kid.