Tristan Taylor quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Tristan

In another few hours, the sun will rise!

Tristan

Oh, no! They made a monkey out of me!

Tristan

We’ll keep an eye out on Rex and Weevil, I don’t trust those two.

Tristan

That jerk!

Tristan Taylor

Hey, Yugi, check this out: according to this card, the tournament winner takes the grand prize of three million dollars!

Joey Wheeler

Three mil?

So what, Tristan? Who cares about money at a time like this?

Joey Wheeler

Hey, give me that! [Snatches the card from Tristan] Aah, three million...

Guess Joey does...

We'll both do our best, Joey. You, for your sister. And me, for my grandpa.

That's right. We'll do this together.

Tristan

Look, the island!

That's the Duelist Kingdom. That's it. We're almost there.

Yami Bakura

[coldly] You waste your time and your turns rescuing these foolish mortals.

My friends are never a waste of time. Make your move.

Yami Bakura

[chuckles] Oh, I'll move and you will lose. This is the play that will end the match and win me your Millenium Puzzle. First, I will play "The Lady of Faith" in attack mode and then the card that will turn your friends against one another... "The Change of Heart".

"The Change of Heart"? Isn't that Bakura's favourite card?

Yami Bakura

And a very magical card it is. With this card I can turn you against your comrades. The very friends you sought to protect you will now destroy.

No, I refuse!

Yami Bakura

You won't have a choice in the matter. "The Change of Heart" card allows me to control any opposing monster and I choose you, little Yugi.

Leave the young one out of this!

Yami Bakura

Why should I? By simply destroying him might defeat you as well. You're here to die and PROTECT HIM! THEN PROTECT HIM AGAINST THIS!

Uhh!

Tristan

YUGI!

Joey

YUGI!

YUGI!

Uhh! Huh?

Joey

It's Bakura!

The real Bakura!

Bakura! So your soul was sealed into your favorite card, too!

Bakura

[sighs] I want to help, but we must act quickly, Yugi.

Bakura

I've taken over one of his cards instead of yours.

Huh?

Yami Bakura

Uhh!

Bakura

I'll control her while you attack me. You can win against the evil Bakura.

I can't! I'd be destroying you, sending you to the graveyard.

Bakura

I don't care it's better than being enslaved by an evil spirit. Do it!

Yami Bakura

BE QUIET!

I have a better idea. If the evil power of Bakura's Millennium Ring can pull souls from people, perhaps the power of my Millennium Puzzle can put them back.

Joey

All right! Our Bakura's back where he belongs.

Tristan

But where's the evil dude?

Yami Bakura

Uhh! This can't be!

Listen closely, Yugi. Use the power of the Dark Magician sent him to the graveyard now!

You got it, Dark magic attack!

Yami Bakura

Uhh! The Millenium Puzzle was almost mine!

Yami Bakura

[screams in horror]

I almost couldn't control it! This other presence inside me! He was willing to go all the way against Kaiba!

Joey

Another presence inside you?

Tristan

What do ya mean? What are you talkin' about, buddy?

Bakura

Like me, Yugi has some ancient spirit inside him. It has something to do with our Millennium Items.

I'm afraid of this spirit inside me! So afraid, that I can never duel again!

This duel doesn't count!

Joey Wheeler

Huh?

Tristan Taylor

Doesn't count?

Keith just doesn't know when to give up!

[points at Joey] The entry card that Joey showed to play in this match wasn't even his! Therefore, the duel shouldn't count, and he ought to be disqualified right here!

Joey Wheeler

He's right. My card was missin', so Mai gave me hers, but tell me, Keith, how could you have known that this wasn't my card?

Huh? Eh...

Maximillion Pegasus

He doesn't need to. It's clear that Keith stole Joey's card. That's why he was so certain that you would never be able to find it.

Joey Wheeler

You snake! I knew it!

That big cheat!

Tristan Taylor

Then Keith ought to be disqualified, not Joey!

Maximillion Pegasus

Oh, Keith ought to be disqualified, all right, but not simply for misdeeds outside of the dueling ring. There was quite a bit of improper conduct taking place *during* the match that I observed too.

Joey Wheeler

Is that so, Keith?

Maximillion Pegasus

Oh, yes. Keith kept his set of Seven Completed cards beneath his wristband! That way, he could power up his Slot Machine monster whenever he chose.

Joey Wheeler

Man, Keith, that's low!

Maximillion Pegasus

Take the scoundrel away, far away! [two guards drag Keith out of the room]

[struggling unsuccessfully to break free] No! Let go! Let me go! Nobody makes a monkey out of Bandit Keith! Nobody!

Maximillion Pegasus

[claps for Joey] Well done, Joseph. You should be quite proud. You dueled admirably.

Joey Wheeler

Aah, Keith!

[echoing] PEGASUS!

Joey Wheeler

Whoa!

Maximillion Pegasus

You truly are a stubborn one, Aren't you?

Can it! You ain't talkin' your way out of this one. Now hand over that prize money or else!

Maximillion Pegasus

Oh, certainly, Keith! I'll do whatever you say. Just give my body a moment to recover From the complete paralysis That your terrifying demands have shocked me into!

OK, wise guy. I'll give you till three.

Maximillion Pegasus

Hmm... fine. One, Two, Three. [his foot push the button trap door opens sending Bandit Keith down out the castle and with screaming and falling down to the ocean]

Ouch!

Yami Bakura

As you can see, there isn't a particle of those fools left in this dimension. I've no patience for obstacles that get in my way! Remember that!

Tristan

Huh? I don't know how you did that and I probably don't wanna know. Just tell me who you are, what you want. I know you're not really our friend Bakura. You're the one Yugi beat. He banished you to the graveyard. And in the process, he released Bakura from your control.

Yami Bakura

Yes. But that wouldn't have happened if Bakura hadn't betrayed me. I've decided I need a new host.

Tristan

You won't take me without a fight!

Yami Bakura

Not yours. I want a vessel with a mind or spirit of its own.

Tristan

You want Mokuba.

Yami Bakura

Now turn him over or face the same fate as those guards!

Yami Bakura

So what will it be, Mortal? Are you going to hand Mokuba over willingly or do I have to conjure something to consume your soul?

Tristan

Forget it. No way.

Yami Bakura

You know that I have the power to back up my threats. Hand him over this instant, or I'll dispatch you to the graveyard, too.

Tristan

Yeah, I remember. Your evil power comes from that, the Millennium Ring.

Yami Bakura

That's right. The Millennium Ring not only allows me to control your friend Bakura, it gives me many other magical abilities as well. So unless you want a more personal demonstration of my power, you'd stop resisting me since you know any attempt would be pointless. Why sacrifice yourself when you know I'll still wind up possession of him in the end?

Yugi. Joey.

Croquet.

Due to his illness, Mr. Pegasus will be unable to attend.

Joey

You ask me, it's just a lame excuse to avoid payin' off on the prizes!

all prizes are still to be awarded. Yugi has already received his agreed-upon award of freed souls. But... In addition, There's this.

Huh? what is it?

It's a card called the Ties of Friendship. It's the only one of its kind, hand-painted by Pegasus himself. I was instructed to deliver it Personally to Yugi Muto. You are now, officially, king of games. This contains a check for the prize money won by Yugi in his duel with Joey Wheeler.

It's all yours, Joey, Just like I promised.

Joey

You're the best, Yug!

$ Million, Joey.

Tristan

For your sister's operation.

Joey

Yeah... We've been apart for so long, But now I can save her from goin' blind.

That's great, joey.

Joey

Yeah, you bet it is.

Now...we'd like you all to leave. [walks away]

Yugi! I just realized, If Mokuba's soul has been returned, Then maybe...

Yeah! It should mean that grandpa is recovering, too! I can't wait to get him out of that hospital.

Solomon

[wakes up] Yugi, you saved me.

Solomon

[chuckles] So, you saved me, and became champion of the Duelist Kingdom, Yugi?

Well, I didn't do it alone, Grandpa. Everyone helped.

Joey

That's right, everybody pitched in, but he couldn't have done it without me! [laughing]

Solomon

Well, then you've obviously improved since I last saw you duel.

Tristan

Uh, not that much.

Yeah, a little!

Joey

a lot.

Grandpa, maybe you should go home and rest. You did just get out of the hospital, you know.

Solomon

Don't be silly. I feel great! One, two, there, four. One, two... [?] Ohh!

[stocked] Grandpa!

Tristan

Are you okay, Mr. Muto?

Solomon

Just a little stiff, that's all.

Joey Wheeler

I'll take it. Put it on my tab, Gramps!

Your tab's past due, Joey.

Joey Wheeler

Then put it on Tristan's.

Tristan Taylor

Hey!

Joey Wheeler

Didn't you catch any of my moves in the Duelist Kingdom, you numbskull?

Tristan Taylor

Now you're adding "lucky" to your list of talents?

Joey Wheeler

You're lucky I don't rearrange your face, wise guy.