Leichter quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

By turning on your little brother, you forced Mokuba to run to your stepfather, Gozaburo, for comfort. Of course, Gozaburo had his own agenda. You see, Mokuba owned 2% of KaibaCorp, exactly what Gozaburo needed to stay in control.

[defeated after Kaiba's Blue Eyes White Dragon destroyed his Satellite Cannon] No! I was so close to finally escaping from this digital dungeon!

Pegasus

Now, gentlemen, Let's see if I understand your proposition. Seto kaiba has abandoned his corporate station, And now you five wish to seize control of kaibacorp. You then want to merge with my company, And you'd like me to handle any messy details, yes?

Precisely, mr. Pegasus. With our money and your leadership, We will easily take control of kaibacorp.

Pegasus

Do tell.

For our plan to succeed, Kaiba must be taken out of the picture... Permanently.

However, there is one catch. As per the corporate by laws, Only a kaiba family member can legally control kaibacorp.

Pegasus

Hmm.

To that end, pegasus, We recommend kidnapping kaiba's brother mokuba. In name, he will control kaibacorp, But we will control him.

Do these things for us And we will lay all of kaibacorp's technology at your feet.

Pegasus

Agreed. The elder kaiba shall meet with an accident, And the younger kaiba will be captured.

Excellent. But we have one final condition.

The brat who beat kaiba Has tarnished kaibacorp's good name, And we must insist that you restore it.

Pegasus

Well, how fortuitous. Plans for me to duel Yugi are already under way. Now, to show that I truly am the man for this job-- Kemo, bring me young Kaiba, would you?

Mokuba

Noooo! Aah! Unh! Let me go, you creeps. I heard everything, and when I tell my big brother, you're gonna--

Pegasus

You see, gentlemen? This is how efficiently You can expect me to handle our business. Young Kaiba is captured, Yugi will be defeated, And Seto Kaiba will bother us no more. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mokuba

[waking up] Where am I?

You're with me. [steps out of the shadows]

Mokuba

Noah! Stay away from me! Wait till Seto finds out!

Seto? Ha! He won't be rescuing you any time soon!

Mokuba

That's not true! My brother would never let anything happen to me!

He's got his hands tied… see for yourself!

Mokuba

Seto!

He'll have to make it past my associate to rescue you.

Mokuba

Is that one of the Big Five?

Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?

Well, now I do. It took me a minute, but I recognize your voice… Leichter. So let's get this duel over with.

[snaps fingers] My sentiments exactly. So go ahead and choose your deck from the virtual card database.

Gladly.

Now choose a monster to act as your Deck Master.

This is a no-brainer, Leichter. I choose Lord of Dragons!

And I have already taken the form of my Deck Master. Can you tell which monster I've become?

No and quite frankly, I don't care, Leichter! Because crushing you will be a simple task, regardless of your Deck Master! So let's begin!

It's time to duel, as they say! Don't expect any courtesy from me. I'll go first. I play one monster in defense mode. Then I'll place two cards facedown and end my turn.

Before I take my turn, I'll activate my trap card-- Solemn Wishes! Now, I'll draw. [draws; laughs] And since my turn has officially begun, my Life Points will increase. That's because my Solemn Wishes trap card boosts my power by 500 points with every card I draw.

[thinking] Enjoy it while you can, because your next turn will be your last. Then you'll all pay for taking my little brother!

[as Leichter destroys his Crush Card trap] It's destroyed! But how?! You have the power to destroy traps?! Now I know what monster you are, Leichter! The only monster I know with the power to destroy trap cards!

Yes! I am Jinzo! And with a monster this powerful as my Deck Master, you don't stand a chance! So prepare to lose your body to me… FOREVER! I've been waiting for this moment for quite some time Mr. Kaiba. For years, I stood by and watched you rise to power, a power that should have been mine! As you stepfather's right hand man, I not only helped you run Kaiba Corp, I helped raise you. And how did you repay me?! By taking away every I worked so hard to gain!

How did I do that, Leichter?!

I was next in line to run the company until you forced your way to the top! I'll never forgive you for that!

With my help, you made ten times your money back in that one day. And you got all the credit!

Well, of course! It was my business skills that earned me that money, Leichter! All you did was follow orders. That's all you were good for. You never once had your own idea. You couldn't have run Kaiba Corp!

Not only could I, but I will… Once I escape to the real world in your body!

Not quite. When my Giant Germ was destroyed, its special ability was activated allowing me to summon another one!

You're just delaying your eventual destruction, Mr. Kaiba. Since I've assumed the form of Jinzo, all of your trap cards are useless! And you know as well as I do that no one wins a duel with monsters alone!

Leichter, I'll never lose this game to you!

Oh, you'll lose so much more than just this game! Let the onslaught continue! Remember, I get 500 extra Life Points each draw thanks to my Solemn Wishes trap card. And now, I'll place two cards facedown.

Whatever! [draws] Spear Dragon, attack his facedown monster with cyclone blast!

Nice try. But I'm afraid your attack is useless, because I activate Cyber Jar! Which destroys every monster on the field!

Oh, no!

It may have cost me a few Life Points, but it cost you all of your monsters! Now, we draw five cards and summon any monsters we pick.

Vorse Raider and Twin-Headed Behemoth!

Injection Fairy Lily!

So they both start over.

Mokuba

Go, Seto!

And since it's my turn again, I gain another 500 Life Points thanks to my Solemn Wishes trap card! And now, I activate-- Watch Tranquilizer! This magic card equips me with an electronic device, that lowers the attack strength of your offensive monsters, Mr. Kaiba. Let's give it a test run, shall we? [fires at Kaiba's Vorse Raider] My Watch Tranquilizer is about to weaken your Vorse Raider! Since it's a level four monster, it will lose 400 attack points, bringing it down to total of 1500!

[thinking] That doesn't matter. His Fairy Lily is still weaker than my monster!

Now it's time for you to experience my Fairy Lily's special ability. By giving up 2,000 Life Points, I can raise her power by 3,000, enough to wipe out your and then some! Lily, attack! And that's not all, Mr. Kaiba! Activate Sebek's Blessing! This magic card allows me to take the Life Points that you just lost, and add them to my own, reducing your chances of survival even more!

First, I'll activate my Fairy Lily's special ability. You remember… I give up 2,000 of my Life Points to boost her attack points by 3,000. Lily, attack and destroy his Behemoth!

You've overlooked my monster's special ability! It makes a quick recovery!

Too bad I'm always one step ahead of you, Mr. Kaiba. First, I'll place this card facedown. Then I'll activate the magic card-- Emergency Provisions! By destroying my own facedown card, the Emergency Provisions magic card boosts my Life Points by 1,000! At this rate, wiping you out will be simple! And seizing control of your body will be even simpler!

[thinking] Leichter thinks he has me backed into a corner. But that old fool is in for quite a surprise! [speaking] My move! [draws] Oh, well… it looks like there's bad weather ahead! 'Cause I activate this-- my Heavy Storm magic card! Time for my storm to blow away all of your magic and trap cards, Leichter! Which means you're done powering up your Life Points!

As your stepfather's right hand man, I learned to anticipate his every move. And that's exactly what I've just done to you! For I activate Imperial Order!

Oh, no!

Oh, yes, Mr. Kaiba! For a mere 700 Life Points per turn, this card cancels out all your magic cards. And you know what that means, don't you? Now you can't use any trap or magic cards for the duration of the duel!

That's not good!

Joey

Oh, man! Talk about not playing with a full deck.

You seem a little stunned to me, Mr. Kaiba.

How can I stop a weapon that's… up there?!

You can't! Orbiting the Earth at an altitude of 240 miles, my Satellite Cannon is virtually unreachable!

It can't be beat!

Joey

I never heard of a Duel Monster that can attack from outer space!

Satellite Cannon is so high above the Earth's atmosphere that it's shielded from the attack of almost every monster!

Almost?! How do you know I don't have a monster in my deck that can reach it, Leichter?!

Trust me, Mr. Kaiba. By the time you summon a monster with the ability to attack my Satellite, it will be too powerful to destroy! That's because it gain 1,000 attack points with each turn! At last, the mighty Seto Kaiba is about to lose everything that he has! And it serves you right, after destroying your own stepfather and betraying the Big Five! Now it's time you paid the price for using others to get what you want! Even your own brother!

What's he talking about?

Mokuba

No way! Seto and I are a team!

Not all the time. Mokuba, it's time you learned the harsh truth about your brother. Listen to what Leichter has to say.

You'll stop at nothing to get what you want, Mr. Kaiba, even if it means deceiving those most loyal to you. Your treachery began when your stepfather, Gozaburo, gave you $10,000,000 to test your business skills. When you increased the cash by threatening a smaller company, he was impressed with your abilities and your cruelty. But that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You wanted more.

Gozaburo was so ashamed that he ran away, no one's heard from him since. So your cruel plan worked.

What's your point, Leichter?

You played us like fools! Mokuba wasn't the snitch, now was he?! It was you, wasn't it, Mr. Kaiba?!

Mokuba

I don't believe it!

You knew that your stepfather liked people to think they were winning, so when he beat them, they'd feel that much worse. So you used Mokuba as a pawn. You began leaking information about your plan to Gozaburo and made everyone, including him, think it was Mokuba. So your stepfather let you gain 49% of his company, thinking Mokuba would give him the 2% he needed to stay in control. But you know better didn't you, Mr. Kaiba? You knew that your little brother would be loyal to you…no matter how poorly you treated him!

You're wrong! Mokuba was the only one I trusted! I knew that together, he and I could take our stepfather down!

You used him…to achieve your own selfish goals. You toyed with your brother's emotions and took advantage of his trust for you! Then you destroyed the very man who rescued you from that orphanage!

Mokuba

[snapping] I'VE HEARD ENOUGH! Seto would NEVER hurt me on purpose!

You never intended to run KaibaCorp with us as a team, like you promised. When you became president, you took away our responsibilities! You used me, just like you used everyone, including your little brother!

Look, Leichter, life is a game and if you can't win it, then don't play! Now, let's duel!

First, I'll activate my Pot of Greed card! This let me draw two more cards! And then, I'll summon the monster Possessed Dark Soul! Now, Dark Soul! Attack Leichter's facedown monster!

Stop right there! Reveal Dreamsprite! Attacking this activated its special power! It can redirect your attack to any of my other monsters! Just watch, Mr. Kaiba! So I'll transfer your attack to my Satellite Cannon!

Joey

Hold on! Kaiba's monster's not strong enough to reach that high!

I'm untouchable! Just one more turn and my Satellite Cannon's attack points will be raised to 2,000…enough to wipe out your remaining Life Points, Mr. Kaiba! I'll take a Life Point boost from my trap card and end my turn!

Joey

No way! It's four of the Big Five! We beat you freaks in nature fair and square!

But we still have some unfinished business to take care of.

Duke

What do you creeps what from us?

Simple the same thing we've always wanted your bodies!

Now what, Joey?

Joey

Don't worry, Sis. This bunch-a-wackos couldn't duel their way out of a paper bag.

What makes you think we want to duel you?

My Associates and I have had enough games. Now it's time for us to take action!

Joey

How’s that?

Why duel you when we can take your bodies by force!

Joey

[climbs out of the truck] Are you still in one piece, Duke?

Duke

[on the ground] I think so.

Joey

Serenity! [pulls his sister out of the truck]

I'm okay.

For now, maybe. But soon, all of your bodies will belong to us! Now, which one of you two should I choose to take control of?

Hold on! I want to have first choice, Leichter!

We're going in size order, Crump, so you choose last.

That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! I'm choosing now!

[hovers down and grabs Crump by the coat] Keep your wings to yourself until I say so!

[arrives with Johnson, who tosses Duke to the ground] Stop it, fools! We don't have time for all this bickering! Choose a body and stick with it!

Then let me go first!

Enough! Calm yourself! We have to act quickly if we want to escape to the real world!

[looks up at Noah by light] What’s that!

[looks up at Noah] Huh?

[looks up at Noah] Huh?

Attention fools! This game is over!

Master Noah! Is not what it looks like!

Really? So you’re not breaking my rules? What kind of fool do you take me for!?

Please! I can explain, Noah!

I gave you all the chance to win your freedom and you’re all failed! Now you’ll pay the price!

You four are absolutely pathetic! You lost your duels, So you decided to just take what you wanted by force. Which is something I won't tolerate! Is that clear!? I hired you fools to duel for me. So by losing and then cheating you make me look weak!

Let us explain, Please...sir!

We understand that you have laws But we must escape from this place!

And to do that we need bodies!

You already have one. That Tristan kid!

One won't do! Sir...we need five bodies so we can all escape!

Greetings. I just came to say farewell before I go. Now that I have a body of my own I'm ready to escape to the real world!

Nezbitt!

Technically, my robots and I are the only ones that won a duel. So Tristan's body belongs to me now. A deal's a deal, right gentlemen!?

You lost that duel!

Crump is right, those kids defeated you Nezbitt!

Therefore that body isn't your property! You're guilty of seizing control of somebody else's personal possession!

Not quite.

I'm the one calling all the shots here So I'll decide what's wrong and right.

So can I go?

Not yet, I have a much better idea, So listen up.

Huh?

All five of you will share Tristan's body in a duel against Seto's strongest rival, Yugi Muto. Defeat him and I'll prove once and for all That I deserve control of Seto's empire! And you'll get five bodies.

We won't fail you... Master.

We can't. The odds of us disappointing you are zero percent.

Thank you sir. Good day.

[Thinking] It better be!