Raimundo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Omi

YAAH! MY LITTLE FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE DARK FORCES OF EVIL! [to the game] Po-chi are you in there?!Can you hear the sound of my voice?!

Kimiko

Don't mess with the monk!

Raimundo

[Grimacing] Girl, you hit hard!

Raimundo

It’s a what now?

A Xiaolin Showdown. It’s what happens when two warriors reach a stalemate over a Shen Gong Wu. Two words: Freak-y.

Omi

Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! I wager my Two-Ton Tunic against your Mantis Flip Coin. Whoever reaches the last stone first wins the Eye of Dashi. And the other Shen Gong Wu as well.

Accept the challenge. Accept it!

Jack

I accept your challenge, Omi.

Omi

Let’s go! Xiaolin Showdown!

Raimundo

You knew you couldn't beat us with your old man kung fu.

Omi

[laughing hysterically] Raimundo mocks Clay's Tai Chi by calling it "old man kung fu!" He implies Clay is like an old man doing kung fu!

Omi

I foolishly and shamefully lost a quarter second on the sandbags. As you might say, I smell bad.

Raimundo

I stink, not I smell bad.

Omi

I stink?

Raimundo

Yeah, and you smell bad, too. [laughs]

Raimundo

Dibs on the Eye of Dashi!

Omi

No! You cannot have it! You do not know what it will do!

Raimundo

Sure I do, it's supposed to shoot lightning or something. Besides, I called it.

Omi

But I won it in the showdown! I should be the first to use it!

Fighting over a Shen Gong Wu? Are you two trying to start a Xiaolin Showdown?

Omi

Master Fung, please decide which (one) of us should take the Eye of Dashi.

Hmm. It should go to the winner of the obstacle course challenge

Omi

In your head, Raimundo!

Raimundo

In your face.

Omi

Talk to my fingers!

I didn't mean you, Omi. Clay was the fastest.

Omi

[not believing it; shocked] WHAT?! But he…

Use it well.

Clay

Much obliged, Master Fung, sir.

The Mantis Flip Coin and the Two-Ton Tunic.

Raimundo

Yeah, yeah, all right.

Kimiko

Thank you, Master Fung.

Omi

[upset] I get no Shen Gong Wu?

Omi

The battle is over, Spicer! You lost.

Jack

Whatever shall we do?

Perhaps they should meet our new friend, Le Mime.

Kimiko

[chuckles] You brought a mime?

Raimundo

What are you gonna do, annoy us to death?

Kimiko

[believing the box is imaginary] Look at him, he's pretending to put us inside a box. [laughs] So lame. [sarcastically] Oh, no! We are trapped! We can not get out!

Omi

Very silly. I- [hits his head on an invisible solid wall] Hey.

Raimundo

[hits his head as well] Oh! There is a wall here.

Kimiko

Uh, guys? We really are trapped!

Jack

You kids have fun. We're off to get the Fist of Tebigong.

Omi

He cannot hear us.

Kimiko

He thinks we're playing charades.

Raimundo

Fine. I got a charade for him.

Raimundo

There has gotta be some way outta here. Okay. Those walls are solid.

Kimiko

Let me try. [she throws Raimundo on a mime wall] You're right. Those walls are solid.

Jack

Clay, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!

Clay

Name your game, Jack.

Jack

[spots an Indian blue robin bird] That robin. First one to catch it wins.

Omi

Ohh! Catch a robin?

Clay

Okay, Jack, I accept your challenge.

Ohh!

Jack

Sucker!

Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!

Kimiko

[clutching her stomach; dizzily] Still not used to that.

Jack

Ready, cowboy?

Clay

Ready as I'll ever be.

GONG YI TANPAI!

Raimundo

So, Clay? Can I give the Eye of Dashi a try?

Clay

Sure thing, Raimundo.

Omi

What? Why? I should try it before you. I found it.

Raimundo

Your snooze, your lose!

Omi

Then perhaps, I'll try the Fist of Tebigong on your head!

Kimiko

Guys, knock it off! Or I'll Third Arm Sash your mouths shut!

Omi

Yuck! This candy tastes most unpleasant!

Raimundo

That 'cause it's lipstick.

Omi

The Golden Tiger Claws are inside that palace?

That's what this rash is telling me. Ohhh. Wonder if there's an ointment for this? Ahhhh-hhhh!

Raimundo

How do we get in there?

Clay

Maybe if we knock on the door and ask real nice like?

That's the Emperor Palace. They don't just let anybody in there. We need connections!

Kimiko

Oh, no worries. I'll call my dad.

[with a stuffy red nose; nasally] I got good news and bad news. [unveils the Shen Gong Wu Scroll] The good news is another Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself. The bad news is… [sneezes] The bad news is this is what makes me sneeze.

Raimundo

[wipes the soot off his pants] No, the bad news is I don't have fireproof pants.

[aggrivated] Oh, thanks. Very supportive. [sneezes again]

Omi

Ah, the Sword of the Storm. I've studied this particular Shen Gong Wu for many years. There are things of which you must be aware when using this wind Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo

[thinking] Oh, man. This dude can talk. Get to the point already.

Omi

Once, a knowledgeable warrior can blah the Sword of the blah, blah, blah. It is all blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Kimiko

You found the Sword of the Storm?

Raimundo

Yeah.

Clay

But you lost it?

Raimundo

It wasn't my fault. That sword didn't even work.

Omi

Did you not remember what I said about this Shen Gong Wu?

Raimundo

Well, yeah, of course I did. I… [notices everyone glaring at him] What?

Kimiko

You didn't hear a word about the Sword of the Storm, did you?

Raimundo

I, uh… might have missed the middle part.

Clay

Raimundo was defeated by a wind Shen Gong Wu? But ain't wind your dragon element?

Raimundo

[admitting] Yeah, yeah. I get the point. I messed up. Like you guys never make mistakes.

You must choose. Drop the Sword of the Storm or fall.

Raimundo

'Kay, I choose fall.