Poor little guy is like a fish outta water! [evilly laughing]
Hannibal
Xiaolin Showdown · 327 quotes
10th most-quoted character in Xiaolin Showdown: in 8 of its 327 quotes
Most scenes with: Chase Young (5), Kimiko (4), Raimundo (3)
Lines by Hannibal 1
Scenes with Hannibal 7
So it appears that it was not Jack who acted so stupid as to free Hannibal Bean, it was [realizing] ME?!
You got it sweet pea. Moby Morpher! [turns back into his real form]
Enough chat chit! Today, victory is mine, Hannibal Bean!
This hardly seems like a fair fight.
True. Perhaps I should fight with my eyes closed.
[It then cuts to Kimiko and Omi who look very ticked-off]
Uhh... what in tarnation are you doin’?
I’m ending what I should have ended years ago.
Nooooooooo!
Hyah! Unh! Hyah!
Moby Morpher! [turns back into his real form again] Nice to see you again, Chase. Hey, thanks for the assistance. Maybe one day I’ll return the favor. [Continues sinister laughter]
[Muffled] I’m afraid we got big problems, pardner.
I know. You ripped the words from inside my mouth.
You fools! You don’t know what you’ve done. You have unleashed the greatest evil the world has ever seen.
Hmmph! Sounds like end of the world time...again.
No. it is far worse than that.
You're talkin' to Hannibal Roy Bean.
Oh, yeah! Well listen mister musical fruit I eat beans for lunch.
[Kimiko uses the Mind Reader Conch and the Eye of Dashi into her PDA to listen to the thoughts of Wuya, Chase, Jack, and Hannibal]
[looking into the mirror; thinking] Hmm. What evil beauty! Not bad for 1500 years old.
[thinking] She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.
[thinking] Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple! [laughs and pulls a lever, dropping an anvil on the bubble-bot and crushes his foot; painfully] OOF! I truly am the Evil Emperor of Darkness.
[thinking] Mm-mmm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.
Way too much info.
[showing up the Shen Gong Wu Scroll; panting] Kids, big news!
[also showing up along with Omi and Clay] Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.
[looks at her PDA] According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu: Ants In The Pants.
What?! Give me that scroll! The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants that will make your opponent scratch like a…
A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.
It's a blast at parties, but a pretty lame Wu in a battle, so if we don't get it, no biggie.
Looks like we got competition already on their way. [her PDA shows Jack Spicer and his Bubble-Bots trying to get to the Ants In The Pants Wu first]
Dojo, you think you can fly?
[rubbing his stomach; stuffed] Sorry, but I've spent too many cookies.
We gotta hurry. Silver Manta Ray!
I see you've brought your kittens to do your fighting.
[referring to Wuya] And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours.
I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio!
I'll wager my Moby Morpher against your Mind Reader Conch and Chase's Serpent's Tail.
I will fight without Shen Gong Wu.
The game is Last To Drop Wins.
[all in unison] Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!
Mind Reader Conch!
[thinking] I locked away that foolish vegetable once, I can do it again.
You cross the wrong bean, WHEN YOU CROSSED HANNIBAL ROY BEAN! [throws a big chunk of rock at him]
Mind Reader Conch!
[thinking] That Chase has girly hair, a real warrior shaves his head like me.
Hah! You could pour fertilizer on your head and nothing would grow! [smirking]
[growls] MOBY MORPHER!
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