Clay quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Clay

[after Tubbimura wins the Tongue of Saiping; shivering] I don't suppose you got a blanket you could spare.

Clay

Get a move on! They're gaining on us!

Omi, I would like you to meet Raimundo.

Raimundo

‘Sup?

Kimiko.

Kimiko

He said that? [gasped] Hey. No way!

And Clay.

Clay

Howdy.

Omi

Master, where are the new students?

Right in front of you, Omi.

Omi

They are not what I expected.

The best things in life rarely are.

Omi

You are right, master. Welcome, my new and strangely-attired friends.

I must be going, young ones. I can see there is much teaching to be done here.

Omi

Yes, master. Much teaching indeed.

Omi

What is that? Is it magic?

Kimiko

It's a PDA. I'm sending a message to a friend in Tokyo.

Omi

A secret message?

Kimiko

Nah. I'm just telling her I met a very strange kid who apparently doesn't know about personal space issues.

Omi

Really? Who? [Points at Clay] Is it that guy?

Clay

Not me, partner.

Raimundo

It's you, chrome dome.

You have all done exceptionally well. Wouldn’t you agree, Dojo?

Not bad, for amateurs.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step.

Where do you get this stuff?

I have a desk calendar.

Omi

Master Fung, there are so many Shen Gong Wu left to be found.

Your new friends will help.

Omi

Oh, yes, master. I have already taught much to Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay.

But, Omi, they are here to teach you.

Omi

But I am the chosen one.

You aren’t the only chosen one, Omi. Someday your new friends may become Dragons, as well. Kimiko, the Dragon of Fire. Clay, the Dragon of Earth. And Raimundo, the Dragon of the Wind.

Omi

Is this true, master?

Yes, but I didn’t want to tell you until you were ready.

Clay

I don’t think he was ready.

Raimundo

Dibs on the Eye of Dashi!

Omi

No! You cannot have it! You do not know what it will do!

Raimundo

Sure I do, it's supposed to shoot lightning or something. Besides, I called it.

Omi

But I won it in the showdown! I should be the first to use it!

Fighting over a Shen Gong Wu? Are you two trying to start a Xiaolin Showdown?

Omi

Master Fung, please decide which (one) of us should take the Eye of Dashi.

Hmm. It should go to the winner of the obstacle course challenge

Omi

In your head, Raimundo!

Raimundo

In your face.

Omi

Talk to my fingers!

I didn't mean you, Omi. Clay was the fastest.

Omi

[not believing it; shocked] WHAT?! But he…

Use it well.

Clay

Much obliged, Master Fung, sir.

The Mantis Flip Coin and the Two-Ton Tunic.

Raimundo

Yeah, yeah, all right.

Kimiko

Thank you, Master Fung.

Omi

[upset] I get no Shen Gong Wu?

Jack

Clay, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!

Clay

Name your game, Jack.

Jack

[spots an Indian blue robin bird] That robin. First one to catch it wins.

Omi

Ohh! Catch a robin?

Clay

Okay, Jack, I accept your challenge.

Ohh!

Jack

Sucker!

Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!

Kimiko

[clutching her stomach; dizzily] Still not used to that.

Jack

Ready, cowboy?

Clay

Ready as I'll ever be.

GONG YI TANPAI!

Raimundo

So, Clay? Can I give the Eye of Dashi a try?

Clay

Sure thing, Raimundo.

Omi

What? Why? I should try it before you. I found it.

Raimundo

Your snooze, your lose!

Omi

Then perhaps, I'll try the Fist of Tebigong on your head!

Kimiko

Guys, knock it off! Or I'll Third Arm Sash your mouths shut!

Omi

The Golden Tiger Claws are inside that palace?

That's what this rash is telling me. Ohhh. Wonder if there's an ointment for this? Ahhhh-hhhh!

Raimundo

How do we get in there?

Clay

Maybe if we knock on the door and ask real nice like?

That's the Emperor Palace. They don't just let anybody in there. We need connections!

Kimiko

Oh, no worries. I'll call my dad.

Kimiko

You found the Sword of the Storm?

Raimundo

Yeah.

Clay

But you lost it?

Raimundo

It wasn't my fault. That sword didn't even work.

Omi

Did you not remember what I said about this Shen Gong Wu?

Raimundo

Well, yeah, of course I did. I… [notices everyone glaring at him] What?

Kimiko

You didn't hear a word about the Sword of the Storm, did you?

Raimundo

I, uh… might have missed the middle part.

Clay

Raimundo was defeated by a wind Shen Gong Wu? But ain't wind your dragon element?

Raimundo

[admitting] Yeah, yeah. I get the point. I messed up. Like you guys never make mistakes.

Clay

I hope Raimundo knows what he's doing.

Kimiko

How can he? Even Omi doesn't know what he's doing, and he's an expert.

Clay

Face it, Raimundo. He's all over you like stink on a skunk.

Raimundo

Ah-ah! The master isn't through yet. Gotcha, don't I?

Omi

No, the Ace is in your sleeve. I only hesitate because I'm thinking of Kimiko again. Or perhaps I should say, the one who calls herself Kimiko.

Raimundo

You're tiger instincts are keen, bro. But your theory about Kim is… I don't know, it's-

Clay

Buggier than a June bug?

Raimundo

Yeah, it's buggier than a June bug.

Omi

No. I am sure of myself on this matter. But if you will not listen, perhaps Master Fung will.

Omi

[points at Chameleonbot (in the form of Kimiko) stealing all the Shen Gong Wu; to Clay and Raimundo] See? You see, you see, you see?!

Clay

I see but…I do not wanna believe.

Raimundo

NIFTY! I should've caught it at NIFTY!

Omi

Imposter, show your true form!

How about if I show you this instead?

Clay

[as the Eye of Dashi's lightning blast strikes through his hat] Aw, man! That's the second hat this week. Now I'm mad! [starts huffing and puffing in fury]

Raimundo

Let's get in the game, my man!

Raimundo

Hey, Dojo. What's shakin'?

Me! A new Shen Gong Wu just activated!

The Ring of the Nine Dragons makes one warrior into as many as nine.

Omi

Nine different places at one time? Ooh, that would be most helpful!

Kimiko

At this point, any Shen Gong Wu would be helpful.

Raimundo

True. We've only got one left.

Clay

Thanks to that dirty snake, Jack Spicer.