Jack Spicer quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Jack

First order of business when I rule the world: vaporize all mimes.

Jack

[after Dojo sneezes on him, burned up] Gesundheit.

Jack

Kimiko, meet Kimiko. Or should I say, meet your match.

Jack Spicer

Okay, got the Shen Gong Wu. Now, a little vaporizing of our enemies, and we'll call it a day.

Jack

You know this trap would never have worked if I hadn't lost my Xiaolin Showdown in the first place. Wait, that didn't come out right.

Jack Spicer

[To Pandabubba] All you want is Hong Kong?! Can't I at least get double-crossed by somebody with some vision?

Jack

He's wrecking my lair. Do you know how hard it is to come by a decent lair these days?

Jack

Yes! I get this makes me queen!

Jack

...King.

Jack

Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she? I just wanna get my pronouns straight!

Jack

Hey, usually, I'm the one who messes up a Xiaolin Showdown. Looks like the shoe's on a different foot...if you had a foot. [chuckles; Wuya gets really angry, she flies through his face, creeping him out]

Jack Spicer

H-hey, hey! H-how'd you get all the way over here when...I...left you...over there?

Jack

Worm-Bots, get your worm-butts back in line!

Jack

[lying his head down on the ground] I'd say they can't be more than a half-day's ride ahead. [accidentally gets cactus thorns on his face and screams in pain]

Jack Spicer

Oh, yeah, did I mention I got the Shadow Slicer, too? [uses the Shadow Slicer to make four holograms of himself] Shadow Slicer. Shadow Slicer. Shadow Slicer. Shadow Slicer. [Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay dive at the hologram Jacks, and hit each other's heads] Jack is on his game. Smell you later, losers! [laughing while he flies off with their Shen Gong Wu]

Jack

I want to rule the whole world! All of it! Not some of it. Not just Iceland or Fiji. I wanna rule the whole world!

Pardon me, sir.

Jack

What? Can’t you see I’m on an evil rant here?

Yes, sir, but your father sent you a gift from Hong Kong.

Jack

Oh, a puzzle box. Oh, let’s see. And my prize is...[Opens up the puzzle box revealing to be a mask] a mask? Lame. [Throws the box away] All right, back to world conquest. My favorite pastime. Now, let’s see. Europe might not be a bad place to start. Or is that too obvious? Could go in for the unexpected, like Paraguay. But is that enough of an attention grabber? Could go down through Africa, over to South America and...

Onward to Asia.

Jack

[screamed in shock] Spooky ghost lady! Attack!

Plans for world conquest? My dear boy, we have much in common. What’s your name?

Jack

Jack Spicer. Who are you? What are you?

Me? I’m your new best friend.