Omi quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Omi

And so our grand quest begins. Follow me, TO VICTORY! [From off-screen] I have no idea where I'm going.

Omi

[sneaks into the Shen Gong Wu vault and steals the Ring of the Nine Dragons] I do not wish to be overwhelmed by the ring's power. Nine Omis may be too many. I'll start with three. [puts the ring on his finger; quietly] Ring of the Nine Dragons. [magically divided into three clones of himself]

Omi

Oh, no! My friends are lost in New York City! How will they survive without ME?!

Omi

The Lotus Twister has the power to turn your limbs into stretchable rubber.

Omi

[appearing on the field of a football game] Oh, missed again! Hey, what a pleasant setting. [a football lands in his hands] Huh! [screams in terror as some football players charge towards him] Serpent's Tail!

Omi

[impatiently] Hello, I'm ready to showdown here!

Omi

You made your bed, Spicer. Now you'll have to eat it!

Omi

Very clever, using the Changing Chopsticks to shrink down our Wu and hide them in the cactus.

Omi

We will always listen to you...no matter how stupid your excuse may be.

Omi

No! It appears you have taught me too well!

Omi

MY LAST NAME IS CRUD?! OMI CRUD?!

Omi

Solution is most simple! Raimundo must never sleep again!

Omi

[To the Xiaolin monks] Monks, double your efforts....Raimundo...Triple yours.

Omi

This is my HOME!?

Omi, I would like you to meet Raimundo.

Raimundo

‘Sup?

Kimiko.

Kimiko

He said that? [gasped] Hey. No way!

And Clay.

Clay

Howdy.

Omi

Master, where are the new students?

Right in front of you, Omi.

Omi

They are not what I expected.

The best things in life rarely are.

Omi

You are right, master. Welcome, my new and strangely-attired friends.

I must be going, young ones. I can see there is much teaching to be done here.

Omi

Yes, master. Much teaching indeed.