Two-Headed Dojo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Wuya! Wow, the years have not been kind to you.

Can't believe I went from Temple Guardian to babysitter in less than a day!

That’s a Xiaolin Showdown for ya. Always keeps you guessing. Gong Yi Tanpai! That means “go”.

[after Omi's defeat] What happened? I blinked and missed it.

Alright then, just remember, you asked for it! [panicking whimpering]

Good luck. The Serpent's Tail is always moving.

The Wings of Tinabi lets you fly like an eagle, leaving a cool rainbow vapor trail.

Hate to eat and run, but we're sensing a new Wu! But don't worry, we'll be back for some stir-fried Omi!

[as his Shen Gong Wu senses tingles] Sorry to break up this downer fest, but I'm sensing another Shen Gong Wu! [unveils the scroll] The Crouching Cougar. An excellent ground vehicle for jungle travel will all the power and handling any young warrior could ask for.

Come on, kid, we gotta burn rubber! The Monarch Wings has revealed itself.

Hey, gang, got a live one incoming. It's the Shen Gong Wu called the Lunar Locket. Whoever possesses it, can control the phases of the moon.

No winner!? What a rip-off! You wouldn't see this in the old days!

It maybe be time use our secret weapon: The Sweet Baby Among Us!

I hate the AWAY games. The crowd's always against you.

Whoa! I wonder what my Great-Great-Great-Great Uncle Tiamat sent me? [he unwrapped the present] His bones. How thoughtful.