Raimundo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

You weren't defeated by your opponent Raimundo.

Raimundo

Oh, no? Would you like to see the impression of his boot on my butt?

[Hurriedly] Oh, that won't be necessary. You were defeated by your lack of knowledge. Remember, a drop of knowledge is more powerful than a sea of force.

Raimundo

[Sighs] Can't anyone speak normally around here?

Reflect on these things. As for me, I think I shall try my hand at Goo Zombies 2.

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Face it, Raimundo. He's all over you like stink on a skunk.

Raimundo

Ah-ah! The master isn't through yet. Gotcha, don't I?

No, the Ace is in your sleeve. I only hesitate because I'm thinking of Kimiko again. Or perhaps I should say, the one who calls herself Kimiko.

Raimundo

You're tiger instincts are keen, bro. But your theory about Kim is… I don't know, it's-

Buggier than a June bug?

Raimundo

Yeah, it's buggier than a June bug.

No. I am sure of myself on this matter. But if you will not listen, perhaps Master Fung will.

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[points at Chameleonbot (in the form of Kimiko) stealing all the Shen Gong Wu; to Clay and Raimundo] See? You see, you see, you see?!

I see but…I do not wanna believe.

Raimundo

NIFTY! I should've caught it at NIFTY!

Imposter, show your true form!

CChameleonbot (as Kimiko)

How about if I show you this instead?

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[as the Eye of Dashi's lightning blast strikes through his hat] Aw, man! That's the second hat this week. Now I'm mad! [starts huffing and puffing in fury]

Raimundo

Let's get in the game, my man!

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Raimundo

Hey, Dojo. What's shakin'?

Me! A new Shen Gong Wu just activated!

The Ring of the Nine Dragons makes one warrior into as many as nine.

Nine different places at one time? Ooh, that would be most helpful!

At this point, any Shen Gong Wu would be helpful.

Raimundo

True. We've only got one left.

Thanks to that dirty snake, Jack Spicer.

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The Falcon's Eye gives one the ability to see through solid objects.

Raimundo

Even through Clay?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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[Back at the Xiaolin temple, Omi is punished to clean a huge pile of dirty dishes for disobeying Master Fung's order of using the Ring of the Nine Dragons]

I want them spotless, Omi. Spotless. [holds up a brush and gives him a sharped scowl]

[sadly understanding] Yes, Master. [takes the brush] Spotless.

[Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay watch from outside the kitchen]

I will inspect your work in one hour. [leaves the kitchen, slamming the door shut]

[Omi looks at his reflection in all the dishes with sadness, representing his clones]

Wow, I've never seen Master Fung so upset.

He looked as mad as a beaver in a petrified forest.

Master Fung is right to be angry (with me). [starts getting to work] I have acted most shamefully. Because of my disobedience, we still only have one Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo

Yeah, true. [Kimiko angrily nudges him in the arm] Ow! What?! I'm just agreeing with what he said. Besides, maybe it's better this way.

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[Dojo and the Xiaolin monks arrive at an Indonesian volcano]

Raimundo

[disgusted by the smell] Ohh! That's rank, yo!

The volcano's odor is most stinky. [to Dojo] Are you sure you smell a Shen Gong Wu?

Pssh. Does Clay wear his boots to bed?

Eww.

Raimundo

[sees the black dragon Wu through binoculars] There it is! But what is it?

We would already know…

Raimundo

[glares at Kimiko] If someone didn't forget to bring the Ancient Scroll of the Shen Gong Wu.

I told you I was sorry.

You allowed the painting of smiley faces on your fingernails to distract you from your duties!

Panda faces, hello?

Raimundo

Meanwhile, back at the volcano, are we gonna bag this Wu or what?

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[Dojo, Omi, and Raimundo look through the Shen Gong Wu scroll and find the Sapphire Dragon]

Ha! Right there!

Raimundo

The Sapphire Dragon.

The most dangerous Shen Gong Wu. It is only to be used as an absolute last resort. It will turn your enemy into a sapphire statue.

Raimundo

And a guy next door, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground.

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Maybe I can be the dragon of…FIRE!

Sorry, position's filled.

Then how 'bout soot?

Raimundo

Soot? Not impressive.

And this is comin' from the wind guy? Ooh! How 'bout gas, huh? I eat a few cans o' beans and BAM! I'm in, baby!

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[holding Clay's hat as Raimundo fills it up with milk] Are you sure Clay wants us to do this?

Raimundo

Of course. Remember, if the hat doesn't hold ten gallons, he gets to return it for a free one.

But why does it have to be milk?

Raimundo

Cowboys, cow milk.

Milk comes from cows, too? We get ours from mountain goats here.

Hey, fellas. [shocked in outrage when he sees what's going on] Huh?!

Only a nine-and-a-half gallons. You get a free hat!

[angrily] Raimundo!

Raimundo

Think fast! [tosses the filled hat of milk at a furious Clay who then chases him around the room] Hey, what's one hat compared to your best friend Raimundo's life?

[enraged] You are Texas toast, Rai!

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Raimundo

[cringing] What... did I just land in?

That would be a cow pie.

Raimundo

No! I know pies! Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb! THIS IS NO PIE!