Blind Old Man quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

[As he's being kidnapped] Hey! Who is that? Where am I? I need to use the bathroom.

[To Jack] What about the treasure chest?

What?! That's disgusting! [Pauses] You- you were talking to me?

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio!

Raimundo

Come on, let's take 'em!

Omi

No, we cannot dishonor his challenge.

Jack

Our Thorn of Thunderbolt and Silk Spitter against your Mantis Flip Coin and the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman.

The game is Emperor of the Train. Last man standing wins.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

Perhaps you I'd like to surrender now.

Jack

Perhaps you I'd like to keep your disses to yourself, four-eyes!

He's blind!

Jack

Even better! Time to double-team, Mr. No-eyes! Ha ha! Jack's on an evil rant now! Thorn of Thunderbolt!

Silk Spitter!

Mantis Flip Coin!

Raimundo

Way to kick butt! Especially when you can't see butt.

Omi

I do not understand. How can someone without sight fight so well?

[Sighs] Again with the questions. It is quite simple. I use my mind to see rather than my eyes. [loudly] DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE?! That is the secret to the treasure chest. The answers to all your questions lie inside. You just have to look.

Raimundo

The treasure chest! We left it back on the trail!

Kimiko

Uh, you left it back on the trail!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I really must find the bathroom.