Tubbimura quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Jack

Uh-huh, hmm. So, Mr. Tubbimura, tell us about yourself. Why should Jack Spicer, evil incorporated, hire you?

[Bowing] Hai. Well, er, I have, as you can see, extensive experience wreaking havoc and destruction.

Jack

Yeah not really looking for H and D.

Er, I also have solid grasp of mayhem.

Mayhem is good.

Jack

There's always a need for mayhem.

You must choose. Drop the Sword of the Storm or fall.

Raimundo

'Kay, I choose fall.

Jack

Hey, I want my stuff back.

No, I will keep everything.

Jack

Think again, bubba. I press enter and doggy breath is a UFM. Unidentified flying Muffinface!

No! Not my Muffinface! Ok, ok, I will return your stuff.