Chase Young quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Chase Young

Tongue of Saiping! Monkeys of the jungle, I summon your presence!

Chase

[to Kimiko (disguised as Jack)] You surprised me, Spicer. I'm rarely surprised, but never fooled. [sniffs] By the way, love the perfume.

Chase Young

It will be up to you, Dojo. Your stay here can be a pleasant or an unpleasant experience.

[Quickly] I choose pleasant, how about pleasant, pleasant would be nice.

Chase Young

I thought you might.

Chase Young

You have learned well, Omi.

Omi

Well, I WAS taught by the best!

Chase Young

Thank you.

Omi

I was speaking of Master Fung!

Omi

Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, I was ready to humiliate you in battle, but I have no idea why.

Kimiko

It’s OK, Omi. It’s just good to have you back.

Jack

Omi, I missed you so.

Omi

OK, now I am most confused.

Jack brought the Reversing Mirror into the Ying Yang World. Instead of coming out whole, he must have left behind all of his evil.

Chase Young

I hate to interrupt such a nauseating moment, but we have some serious evil left on the agenda.

Clay

You have got no hold on Omi. He’s got his Chi back, and you ain’t getting your grubby hands on it.

Chase Young

Omi swore his loyalty to me.

Kimiko

He wasn’t himself back then.

Raimundo

Omi is going nowhere. Except back home with us.

Heylin Memory Recall!

Omi

[In recall] I do swear my loyalty to you. [End of recall] Wait. Chase Young is right. As a Xiaolin Monk, I am bound by my word.

Omi

I have no choice but to stay.

Sparrow Eating Hot Dog! [jumps off the rock]

[surprised] Sparrow Eating Hot Dog?

Chase Young

I think the evil inside you is stronger than you think.

Omi

The good in you may be stronger then you know.

Kimiko

Wuya, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! The game is Meteor Shower. The first to reach the Moby Morpher wins!

And to make it interesting, my Ying Yo-Yo against your Yang Yo-Yo!

Chase Young

You never mention you have the Ying Yo-Yo.

Oh. Didn't I? Must've slipped my mind.

Omi

Kimiko, remember, if you enter the Ying-Yang World without both Wu, you will come out evil!

And if you enter evil, you come out good. We may need a score card for this one.

[in unison] LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

Uhh... what in tarnation are you doin’?

Chase Young

I’m ending what I should have ended years ago.

Omi

Nooooooooo!

Hyah! Unh! Hyah!

Moby Morpher! [turns back into his real form again] Nice to see you again, Chase. Hey, thanks for the assistance. Maybe one day I’ll return the favor. [Continues sinister laughter]

Clay

[Muffled] I’m afraid we got big problems, pardner.

Omi

I know. You ripped the words from inside my mouth.

Chase Young

You fools! You don’t know what you’ve done. You have unleashed the greatest evil the world has ever seen.

Raimundo

Hmmph! Sounds like end of the world time...again.

Chase Young

No. it is far worse than that.

Chase Young

Good morning, little monk. I'm not here to fight you, little monk, but to warn you.

Omi

Warn me?

Chase Young

Do you know where the other monks are?

Omi

Asleep?

Chase Young

They're in trouble and will your help.

Omi

I do not believe you.

Chase Young

Look, into the crow's eyes.

Omi

Why are you telling me this?

Chase Young

Just something I thought you ought to know, in case you wanted to do anything about it.

Omi

You want me to leave my parents and forfeit my honor. But I will not even they are old, fat and smelly. They need me and tonight I have to clean their teeth.

[looking into the mirror; thinking] Hmm. What evil beauty! Not bad for 1500 years old.

Chase

[thinking] She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.

Jack

[thinking] Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple! [laughs and pulls a lever, dropping an anvil on the bubble-bot and crushes his foot; painfully] OOF! I truly am the Evil Emperor of Darkness.

[thinking] Mm-mmm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.

Kimiko

Way too much info.

[showing up the Shen Gong Wu Scroll; panting] Kids, big news!

Raimundo

[also showing up along with Omi and Clay] Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.

Kimiko

[looks at her PDA] According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu: Ants In The Pants.

Raimundo

What?! Give me that scroll! The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants that will make your opponent scratch like a…

Clay

A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.

It's a blast at parties, but a pretty lame Wu in a battle, so if we don't get it, no biggie.

Kimiko

Looks like we got competition already on their way. [her PDA shows Jack Spicer and his Bubble-Bots trying to get to the Ants In The Pants Wu first]

Clay

Dojo, you think you can fly?

[rubbing his stomach; stuffed] Sorry, but I've spent too many cookies.

Kimiko

We gotta hurry. Silver Manta Ray!

I see you've brought your kittens to do your fighting.

Chase

[referring to Wuya] And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours.

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio!

I'll wager my Moby Morpher against your Mind Reader Conch and Chase's Serpent's Tail.

Chase

I will fight without Shen Gong Wu.

The game is Last To Drop Wins.

[all in unison] Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!

Mind Reader Conch!

Chase

[thinking] I locked away that foolish vegetable once, I can do it again.

You cross the wrong bean, WHEN YOU CROSSED HANNIBAL ROY BEAN! [throws a big chunk of rock at him]

Mind Reader Conch!

[thinking] That Chase has girly hair, a real warrior shaves his head like me.

Chase

Hah! You could pour fertilizer on your head and nothing would grow! [smirking]

[growls] MOBY MORPHER!