[with a stuffy red nose; nasally] I got good news and bad news. [unveils the Shen Gong Wu Scroll] The good news is another Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself. The bad news is… [sneezes] The bad news is this is what makes me sneeze.
[wipes the soot off his pants] No, the bad news is I don't have fireproof pants.
[aggrivated] Oh, thanks. Very supportive. [sneezes again]
Ah, the Sword of the Storm. I've studied this particular Shen Gong Wu for many years. There are things of which you must be aware when using this wind Shen Gong Wu.
[thinking] Oh, man. This dude can talk. Get to the point already.
Once, a knowledgeable warrior can blah the Sword of the blah, blah, blah. It is all blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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