Kimiko quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Kimiko

Here's how it's going down, cow. I roped you, you get roped. Nobody gets hurt, nobody sues. Ready...Go!

Kimiko

Can't stand the heat? Then get off the mountain, tin man.

Kimiko

Maybe we should save the hugs until after we find you what's going on.

Kimiko

Check out the spring in my step! Wudai Mars, Fire!

Omi, I would like you to meet Raimundo.

Raimundo

‘Sup?

Kimiko.

Kimiko

He said that? [gasped] Hey. No way!

And Clay.

Clay

Howdy.

Omi

Master, where are the new students?

Right in front of you, Omi.

Omi

They are not what I expected.

The best things in life rarely are.

Omi

You are right, master. Welcome, my new and strangely-attired friends.

I must be going, young ones. I can see there is much teaching to be done here.

Omi

Yes, master. Much teaching indeed.

Omi

What is that? Is it magic?

Kimiko

It's a PDA. I'm sending a message to a friend in Tokyo.

Omi

A secret message?

Kimiko

Nah. I'm just telling her I met a very strange kid who apparently doesn't know about personal space issues.

Omi

Really? Who? [Points at Clay] Is it that guy?

Clay

Not me, partner.

Raimundo

It's you, chrome dome.

Omi

YAAH! MY LITTLE FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE DARK FORCES OF EVIL! [to the game] Po-chi are you in there?!Can you hear the sound of my voice?!

Kimiko

Don't mess with the monk!

Raimundo

[Grimacing] Girl, you hit hard!

Raimundo

Dibs on the Eye of Dashi!

Omi

No! You cannot have it! You do not know what it will do!

Raimundo

Sure I do, it's supposed to shoot lightning or something. Besides, I called it.

Omi

But I won it in the showdown! I should be the first to use it!

Fighting over a Shen Gong Wu? Are you two trying to start a Xiaolin Showdown?

Omi

Master Fung, please decide which (one) of us should take the Eye of Dashi.

Hmm. It should go to the winner of the obstacle course challenge

Omi

In your head, Raimundo!

Raimundo

In your face.

Omi

Talk to my fingers!

I didn't mean you, Omi. Clay was the fastest.

Omi

[not believing it; shocked] WHAT?! But he…

Use it well.

Clay

Much obliged, Master Fung, sir.

The Mantis Flip Coin and the Two-Ton Tunic.

Raimundo

Yeah, yeah, all right.

Kimiko

Thank you, Master Fung.

Omi

[upset] I get no Shen Gong Wu?

Omi

The battle is over, Spicer! You lost.

Jack

Whatever shall we do?

Perhaps they should meet our new friend, Le Mime.

Kimiko

[chuckles] You brought a mime?

Raimundo

What are you gonna do, annoy us to death?

Kimiko

[believing the box is imaginary] Look at him, he's pretending to put us inside a box. [laughs] So lame. [sarcastically] Oh, no! We are trapped! We can not get out!

Omi

Very silly. I- [hits his head on an invisible solid wall] Hey.

Raimundo

[hits his head as well] Oh! There is a wall here.

Kimiko

Uh, guys? We really are trapped!

Jack

You kids have fun. We're off to get the Fist of Tebigong.

Omi

He cannot hear us.

Kimiko

He thinks we're playing charades.

Raimundo

Fine. I got a charade for him.

Ooh, that Fist of Tebigong must be close, 'cause I'm getting a wicked case of Shen Gong Wu rash! Yeah, it kinda itches here, but it's more burny down there, and behind the my tail I've got this unsightly cracking. I mean it, it's ooh.

Kimiko

I meant with the location of the Shen Gong Wu!

Raimundo

There has gotta be some way outta here. Okay. Those walls are solid.

Kimiko

Let me try. [she throws Raimundo on a mime wall] You're right. Those walls are solid.

Jack

Clay, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!

Clay

Name your game, Jack.

Jack

[spots an Indian blue robin bird] That robin. First one to catch it wins.

Omi

Ohh! Catch a robin?

Clay

Okay, Jack, I accept your challenge.

Ohh!

Jack

Sucker!

Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!

Kimiko

[clutching her stomach; dizzily] Still not used to that.

Jack

Ready, cowboy?

Clay

Ready as I'll ever be.

GONG YI TANPAI!

Raimundo

So, Clay? Can I give the Eye of Dashi a try?

Clay

Sure thing, Raimundo.

Omi

What? Why? I should try it before you. I found it.

Raimundo

Your snooze, your lose!

Omi

Then perhaps, I'll try the Fist of Tebigong on your head!

Kimiko

Guys, knock it off! Or I'll Third Arm Sash your mouths shut!

Jack

[using the Jetbootsu to walk up the mountain] You know this a showdown, right, Kimiko?

Kimiko

You maybe those boots make you look like a dweeb, right, Jack?