Raimundo quotes from Xiaolin Showdown

Raimundo

Well, this is nice, eh? The three of us friends having a few laughs together. But where's our fourth friend, Mr. Clay? Oh, that's right. HE'S LOSING THE FIST OF TEBIGONG TO JACK SPICER! DID YOU GUYS FORGET THAT?!

Raimundo

Being a lucky guesser, guess which cup the candy is under. [places a piece of candy on the table and covers it with one of the three cups] If you're right, you keep it. If you're wrong, you owe me.

Raimundo

You think he'd be grateful we rescued him from the volcano.

Raimundo

Come on, guys. You're making this too easy for me.

Raimundo

The Fearsome Four sound like they could use some anger management.

Raimundo

Whoo! C'est la vie, Salad-Breath!

Raimundo

Yeah, but I'm not sure, they're exactly what Omi's expecting.

Raimundo

Whoa! My boom box is possessed!

Raimundo

You know, if it weren't for Chase, we'd be so much further along in our fight against evil.

Raimundo

So, we need to stop Omi from freezing himself into the future, so he won't go into the past, where he did what he did which resulted in what happened. Simple!

Raimundo

No, I didn't come this far to lose. We will find a way to win. It's our destiny.

Omi, I would like you to meet Raimundo.

Raimundo

‘Sup?

Kimiko.

Kimiko

He said that? [gasped] Hey. No way!

And Clay.

Clay

Howdy.

Omi

Master, where are the new students?

Right in front of you, Omi.

Omi

They are not what I expected.

The best things in life rarely are.

Omi

You are right, master. Welcome, my new and strangely-attired friends.

I must be going, young ones. I can see there is much teaching to be done here.

Omi

Yes, master. Much teaching indeed.

Omi

What is that? Is it magic?

Kimiko

It's a PDA. I'm sending a message to a friend in Tokyo.

Omi

A secret message?

Kimiko

Nah. I'm just telling her I met a very strange kid who apparently doesn't know about personal space issues.

Omi

Really? Who? [Points at Clay] Is it that guy?

Clay

Not me, partner.

Raimundo

It's you, chrome dome.

Raimundo

Right. Like we're gonna take directions from a gecko.

Gecko!? Don't ever call me gecko!

Raimundo

Eh, my mistakes.

It is your most solemn duty as Xiaolin Warriors to find all the Shen Gong Wu before Wuya does.

Raimundo

[raises hand] I have a question.

Yes, Raimundo?

Raimundo

I saw my room, and no bed. Just a mat. What the dealy? [Everyone stares at him] Um, we can talk later...