Will & Grace · Season 11
I say this with love, but sometimes living with you is like being stuck in an episode of I Love Lucy.
Well yeah, because I'm the kooky redhead everyone loves, and you're the guy who overreacts to every little thing I do.
If you're comparing me to Ricky, I'll take that as a compliment. He was always my favorite.
That's because you had a crush on him.
Look at me! I went as Lucy last year for Halloween.
So did I.
Grace also attempted a "Slutty Lucy" in college that ended in tears.
So did I.
You know, Blattsville Creamery named a flavor of ice cream after Karen.
Ooh, does it taste like gin, or blood?
Both. It's a swirl.
[Will and Grace have decided to buy a house together]
Wait, wait - what if one of us meets someone?
We'll figure that out. And then, y'know, I'll move in with him.
Why are you the one who meets someone?
It's not me, it's society. I mean, you're a gassy woman over 40 with a kid. The odds aren't great.
This is Upstate New York - I'm, like, a 9 here! People don't even think I'm pregnant!
My dream of taking a bow on a Broadway stage is only a car accident, a death in the family, and a respiratory infection away from coming true!
[embracing Jack] There he is, our Broadway star!
Jack, you were awesome! And Karen, you and Stan - are you happy?
I am. There are a hundred reasons Stan and I shouldn't be together, and 7.3 billion reasons why we should.
Aww, I love love. C'mon, everybody, shift it. It's time to get to the cast party I'm hosting.
[suddenly serious] It's time.
Yeah, I just said that. Everyone has to bring a bag of chips, whatever they want to drink, an entrée, and a barbecue if you have one.
No - It's time.
Honey, I think our girl's getting ready to have her litter.
You're sure?
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh my God, I'm gonna be an uncle!
I'm gonna be an aunt!
I'm gonna be richer!
[the three of them embrace]
Hey, let me in. It's kinda my moment.
[they all embrace her]
[to Jack and Karen] Okay, you guys get the elevator. [to Grace] Are you ready for this?
One hundred percent, no.
You're gonna be great. We are gonna be great.
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