Have another drink.
Have another donut.
Fag!
Hag!
Screw you.
You wish.
You couldn't!
Not because I'm gay. Because you're hideous!
S8 E23Part 1
[Karen and Jack are talking to each other on the phone.]
Hey, Jackie.
Hey, Kare. What's the story, drunken whorey?
Well, we need to do something to get Will and Grace back together. Honey, it's been almost two years.
Well, why does it always fall on us to help those two?
I know, poodle. Ya know, sometimes it seems like our sole purpose in life is just to serve Will and Grace.
Right! It's like all people see when they look at us are the supporting players on the Will and Grace Show!
Though, to be fair, we couldn't have our own show. We're good for poops and giggles, but it'd get silly after awhile.
S8 E24Part 2
Oh, Will, Ben is so adorable. I can't wait to meet him.
He's clearly Will's child: Fat, bald, and clinging to Vince like it's the only man who'll ever love him.
And may I say, your knockers look especially full tonight.
Thank you. And may I say, you have the balls of a 30-year-old.
S9 E111 Years Later
You're not still living together, are you?
No! Well, she's living here right now...
Staying here. For just a couple of weeks until the dust settles.
On your genitals?
On my divorce.
Because of your genitals?
You are so woke. I used to be woke... now I use my pussy hat to smuggle candy into movies.
S9 E2Who's Your Daddy?
BBridget
Rosario sent me up. I'm here to represent the staff. We'd like a raise.
Gimme a break, Mrs. Potato Head!
BBridget
Rosario said, "Don't leave until the woman pays us what we're worth."
Did she call me the A-word, the B-word, or the C-word?
BBridget
Yes, ma'am.
For me, my coming out was pretty typical. My mom cried, my dad drank, and my grandmother got rabies. Unrelated, but just a rough weekend all around.
S9 E3Emergency Contact
I don’t work today! It’s so expected. You’re my lawyer - get me out of this.
In the case of McFarland v. Reality, the Supreme Court ruled: Grow Up.
TTasha
Why is your friend at the lady doctor?
Why does anyone go to any doctor? Fear and pills.
S9 E4Grandpa Jack
Wow, Elliot, look at you. You're a real Texan.
EElliot
Yeah. I drink Kool-Aid and I don't separate church and state.
[to Skip] This place can't fix you, because you aren't broken.
S9 E5How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying
Well, well, well. I must have died during surgery, because the Devil herself is before me.
Why, Beverly Leslie. I thought they'd torn down all the corroded, old Confederate statues.
You know what hurts more than the money? Although, make no mistake, the money hurt a great deal! I thought you were a good person!
TTheodore
Well, that's entirely on you, because I have given you absolutely no reason to think well of me.
S9 E6Rosario's Quinceanera
Sorry I'm late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to.
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