Grace Adler quotes from Will & Grace

Grace

So I repeated the joke. When you discovered "Hold me closer, Tony Danza," you rode that till the wheels fell off.

Grace

Bill just said 2002 was the last palindrome year of our lifetime, and I laughed, and he looked at me weird. A palindrome is some kind of elephant, right?

Grace

Oh God, two guys are already lined up for the next Star Wars movie. I'm gonna show up there in two years and cut right in front of them.

Grace

There was a bar...in the pool! I swear, swimming any other way but drunk is just stupid.

Grace

I don't really have a lot of girlfriends. Well, I do, but they're men.

Grace

[Laying out dresses] This one's slitty, this one's slutty, this one's titty, this one's butty.

Grace

I think I know what I may have heard, and I may have heard "I love you"...I think.

Grace

I am not homophobic, you mincing little squirrel!

Grace

I am not a snob. Every guy has a chance with me. The unattractive, the unemployed, the lives with mom - everyone's welcome!

Grace

This auction looks great. Oh, a gay cruise to Key West! I want that. [pause] Who am I kidding? A boat full of hot gay guys and an open bar... I might as well put on a bathing suit and start crying now.

Grace

You two belong together. If not for love, then for the simple fact that no one else is gonna take you!

Grace

Will, you're not the President. Get out of my uterus!

Grace

You are so woke. I used to be woke... now I use my pussy hat to smuggle candy into movies.

Grace

I'm being nice. Pretending to care about something when you want to kill yourself is what a human being does.

Grace

Why are the hot ones always gay or Nazis?