Grace Adler quotes from Will & Grace

Karen

Hey, J. Hey, WAG.

Grace

Huh?

Karen

Will and Grace - WAG.

Will

Just glad my name isn't Frank.

Karen

Malcolm?

Malcolm

Yes?

Karen

[sadly] Sailboats and sunsets.

Malcolm

Sailboats and sunsets, baby. [leaves]

Grace

That's so romantic. What did that mean?

Karen

Oh, it's too complicated to explain... He nailed me on a Windjammer at 6:17 PM.

Will

Grace, it doesn't matter how you look. He cares about you, not about your clothes.

Grace

Are you kidding?

Will

I know, even as I said it I didn't believe it.

Jack

The ratings for "Jack Talk" came in. We got a 17 rating and a 10 share.

Grace

Wow.

Will

In this case, that means 17 people watched, and 10 of them were dressed as Cher.

Will

Well, I did it. Today I stuck it to The Man!

Grace

Finally. That was a long dry spell.

Jack

[to Will] I can't wait to meet your gay nephew.

Grace

You guys think everyone is gay. Jordy's only nine. It's no big deal that he went as Wonder Woman on Halloween.

Will

He didn't go as Wonder Woman, Grace. He went as Lynda Carter.

Will

[on the phone with Grace] I think I met someone.

Grace

I don't see how that's possible, because every gay man in the city is in this theater. There's so much lisping going on it's like someone poked a hole in the lobby.

Grace

You know what I hear when you talk? "Duh Duh Blah Blah Blah"!

Jack

You know what I see when you talk? William Hurt in a wig!

Will

Now, back to my office. I want it to look more masculine.

Grace

Then stay out of it.

Will

James' green card marriage fell through. He has to go back to Canada.

Grace

How awful for him! Those Canadians are so smug with their health care and their gay rights. It's easy to be like that when you're not a real country.

Grace

Man, that was a great nap. What did I miss?

Will

Tuesday.

Karen

Smoking in the office...how inappropriate! Hey, does anyone mind if I take my boob out for a second?

Grace

It's one thing at dinner, Karen, but work is where I draw the line.

Grace

Thanks for interrupting my sex dream just as Ang Lee and I were getting out of the pool.

Will

A sex dream about Ang Lee? What was that like?

Grace

Slow-paced, but visually stunning.

Grace

Have another drink.

Will

Have another donut.

Grace

Fag!

Will

Hag!

Grace

Screw you.

Will

You wish.

Grace

You couldn't!

Will

Not because I'm gay. Because you're hideous!

Grace

Oh, Will, Ben is so adorable. I can't wait to meet him.

Jack

He's clearly Will's child: Fat, bald, and clinging to Vince like it's the only man who'll ever love him.