A character in Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?
Fjord!
FJORD!
Viking!
VIKING!
"Viking".
Scandanavia!
SCANDANAVIA!
"Scandanavia". Thanks, guys.
(Rockapella parodies The Temptations "My Girl")
There's a salmon ladder... Oh, yeah...
On the Bonneville Dam.
Oh-oh.
Look for Patty there. Hmm-hmm.
Cause that's where she am.
Whoa-whoa
Well...
Maybe at the Ashland Shakespeare Festival
In the Beaver State where she's arrestable.
Bad girl!
Bad girl!
Bad girl!
Oh, Patty's one bad girl.
P-P-Patty!
Ooh-be-do. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
The Warrant!
Oh, yeah.
Rockapella, everybody! Let's hear it! Come on!
Patty, those ACME agents have found you. Head for Hobart. It's the second oldest European settlement in Australia.
Gee, Carmen, isn't that where they sent British convicts?
(laughs) Only the worst ones, Patty, but that was long ago. Now, it's the capital of one of Australia's best nature regions.
A nature region, huh? Sounds like a good place to hide the stone.
Of course it is, Patty. That's why I do the thinking. Go to Freycinet National Park. A henchman will be there to guide you.
Carmen, I'm on my way!
Now, guys, it's time for us to turn to the Paula Abdul of the geriatrics set. Please welcome Nana Rap!
(applause)
(laughs) You're such a nice young man. I'd be happy to do some chill slammin' and jammin' for ya. Hit it! (rock music plays)
Just north of Kalimantan.
Is where 2 states lie.
Is where the rest of the nation.
It borders the tides.
You got rubber production.
Those plantations are sight,
But when it's time to relax,
People love flying kites.
The curtock, a drum makes it sound like its name.
And top-spinning contests are a popular game.
Now, go capture Patty, 'cause I've told you enough.
And show Carmen Sandiego your crime-bustin' stuff!
You got the Nana! Na-ah-ah Nana! Get down with the Nana! Na-ah-ah--
Let's hear it! Nana Rap! Come on!
(Barry enters the room dressed as Santa Claus followed by Scott dressed as an elf)
Jingle bells! Jingle, jingle bells, jingle bells...
Looks like we have Special Agent Claus with us today.
I'm really T'd off this time. I'm really T'd off! That Robo creep is gonna get coal for Christmas this year! First, he stole the North Pole, and then he's in my summer house in Turku, on the shores of the Gulf of Bothnia. First, he scared the reindeer, and then he turned off the northern lights. Ooooooh... I'm mad! (he and his elf return to the alley)
Okay, okay. Ooh! I'd hate to rile that guy! Not a good idea.
Hey, guys. What's the Word on the Street?
The word is "49,000".
Hey! That's not a word. That's a number!
There's a 49,000-year-old meteor crater near the city of Flagstaff, and it's in the 49th state, Greg.
Hey! No, it's not. It's in the 48th!
Guys, guys, guys.
Sorry, Greg.
It's okay. (exits)
Bye.
Gumshoes, Carmen Sandiego and her slew of smarmy smugglers have struck again. This time, they burgled a batch of brains in Russia. Moscow's Academy of Medical Sciences is home to a unique group of laboratories, the Brain Institute. For nearly 70 years, scientists there have collected the brains of deceased poets, painters, physicists, and presidents. That grey matter has been sliced, diced, pickled, and tickled, all in an effort to determine whether great minds are anatomically different from the average brain on the street. The lists of noggins in a jar reads like a who's who of the former Soviet union. There's Vladimir Lenin, founder of the Soviet state, tyrannical dictator Joseph Stalin, writer Maxim Gorky, and poet Vladimir Mayakovsky to name a few. There are even animal brains including those of an Indian elephant and a Mississippi alligator. If you're a fan of frontal lobes, if you crave cortex, if you're serious about cerebellum, this is a place to be. Or it was until Robocrook, that pilfering pile of artificial stupidity, raided the institute and cribbed crania. Gumshoes, your mission is to bring in Robocrook, bring back the brains, and then bring down Carmen Sandiego.
You guys are great. You know what else I like? I like every day, (to Greg) when you come into the office here, (to the Chief) and you tell him (Greg) to...
Greg and The Chief: "Go away.". (they all laugh, and the contractor heads back to work)
Well, he really likes that part.
You, too.
Yes, ma'am. (he exits the office)
I tell ya, Norm Abram would be proud! (laughter)
(Rockapella parodies "The Brady Bunch" theme song)
Here's the story of the Florida city...
That was founded back in 1824.
As the capital of the territory.
Who could ask for more?
It's a college town, and Robo's got the brains.
At FSU and ANM, he stopped for lunch.
Then he did a little fishing at Lake Jackson.
And that's where Robo stashed the Brainy Bunch.
Oh, the Brainy Bunch.
Scott and Elliot: Brainy Bunch.
The Brainy Bunch.
Scott and Elliot: Brainy Bunch.
That is where Robo stashed the Brainy Bunch!
Oh, yeah!
Ba-da ba-da ba-ba-da-bop!
Rockapella, ladies and gentlemen!
(about Robo during The Chase round) He hid out in the capital of Georgia. Name it. (Kristyna buzzes in)
Kristyna?
What is Atlanta? (laughter)
Atlanta's right! Welcome to Jeopardy! and Carmen Sandiego.
(imitates Alex Trebek's voice) Hi. I'm Alex Trebek, and now it's time for final clue of this round (normal voice) which means you have to decide how much you wanna to risk.
Goin' out of my head over you!
Gumshoes, Carmen Sandiego's ring of rabble-rousing rapscallions has struck again. This time, they burgled bones from the National Museum of Ethiopia in Addis Ababa. In 1974, paleoanthropologists digging in Ethiopia uncovered uncovered the oldest and most complete skeleton of an early human. It was a female about three and a half feet tall and 25 years old if you don't count the 3 million years she's been dead. Her discoverer has called her Lucy because they we're listening to the Beatles song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" when they found her. But now, Lucy's skeleton hangs in Top Grunge's closet. That skid marked scallywag cycled onto the site, disguised Lucy as a biker, then drove her away. Your mission, gumshoes: fracture Top Grunge's evil plans, bring back Lucy's bones, and then capture Carmen Sandiego.
(Rockapella parodies the "I Love Lucy" theme song)
Tres! Cuatro!
Grunge loves Lucy, and there they went.
Dinosaur National Monument.
That's where the creep took the skelly-ton.
He's such a VILE, nasty smelly-ton.
He wants to take her to ski at Vale.
Toss that big, wheezing crook in jail.
Check Pueblo out for the Grunge path!
And please...
Oh, won't you please?
Oh, won't you give...
Oh, won't you please give ol' Lucy a great, big, beautiful sponge...
BATH!!!
Rockapella, ladies and gentlemen, if you will, please!
Hello?
Hello. Greg, Dennis Miller. Look, I've got a little message for you and your puttyboots, pal.
They're Gumshoes.
I don't care if their horseshoes, cha-cha. Okay? Listen. There's a pan-global kleptomaniac in a slouch hat running around out there, and it's time you did something about it. I know trilobytes who are closer to... catching Carmen Sandiego than you. You're lurals are creasing, Greggo. It's time to stop resting on them, pal. (hangs up)
Nice guy. Dennis Miller, my good buddy. (hangs up the phone)
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