A character in Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?
Fjord!
FJORD!
Viking!
VIKING!
"Viking".
Scandanavia!
SCANDANAVIA!
"Scandanavia". Thanks, guys.
(Rockapella parodies The Temptations "My Girl")
There's a salmon ladder... Oh, yeah...
On the Bonneville Dam.
Oh-oh.
Look for Patty there. Hmm-hmm.
Cause that's where she am.
Whoa-whoa
Well...
Maybe at the Ashland Shakespeare Festival
In the Beaver State where she's arrestable.
Bad girl!
Bad girl!
Bad girl!
Oh, Patty's one bad girl.
P-P-Patty!
Ooh-be-do. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
The Warrant!
Oh, yeah.
Rockapella, everybody! Let's hear it! Come on!
Patty, those ACME agents have found you. Head for Hobart. It's the second oldest European settlement in Australia.
Gee, Carmen, isn't that where they sent British convicts?
(laughs) Only the worst ones, Patty, but that was long ago. Now, it's the capital of one of Australia's best nature regions.
A nature region, huh? Sounds like a good place to hide the stone.
Of course it is, Patty. That's why I do the thinking. Go to Freycinet National Park. A henchman will be there to guide you.
Carmen, I'm on my way!
Now, guys, it's time for us to turn to the Paula Abdul of the geriatrics set. Please welcome Nana Rap!
(applause)
(laughs) You're such a nice young man. I'd be happy to do some chill slammin' and jammin' for ya. Hit it! (rock music plays)
Just north of Kalimantan.
Is where 2 states lie.
Is where the rest of the nation.
It borders the tides.
You got rubber production.
Those plantations are sight,
But when it's time to relax,
People love flying kites.
The curtock, a drum makes it sound like its name.
And top-spinning contests are a popular game.
Now, go capture Patty, 'cause I've told you enough.
And show Carmen Sandiego your crime-bustin' stuff!
You got the Nana! Na-ah-ah Nana! Get down with the Nana! Na-ah-ah--
Let's hear it! Nana Rap! Come on!
(Barry enters the room dressed as Santa Claus followed by Scott dressed as an elf)
Jingle bells! Jingle, jingle bells, jingle bells...
Looks like we have Special Agent Claus with us today.
I'm really T'd off this time. I'm really T'd off! That Robo creep is gonna get coal for Christmas this year! First, he stole the North Pole, and then he's in my summer house in Turku, on the shores of the Gulf of Bothnia. First, he scared the reindeer, and then he turned off the northern lights. Ooooooh... I'm mad! (he and his elf return to the alley)
Okay, okay. Ooh! I'd hate to rile that guy! Not a good idea.
Hey, guys. What's the Word on the Street?
The word is "49,000".
Hey! That's not a word. That's a number!
There's a 49,000-year-old meteor crater near the city of Flagstaff, and it's in the 49th state, Greg.
Hey! No, it's not. It's in the 48th!
Guys, guys, guys.
Sorry, Greg.
It's okay. (exits)
Bye.
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