Gumshoes, Carmen Sandiego and her slew of smarmy smugglers have struck again. This time, they burgled a batch of brains in Russia. Moscow's Academy of Medical Sciences is home to a unique group of laboratories, the Brain Institute. For nearly 70 years, scientists there have collected the brains of deceased poets, painters, physicists, and presidents. That grey matter has been sliced, diced, pickled, and tickled, all in an effort to determine whether great minds are anatomically different from the average brain on the street. The lists of noggins in a jar reads like a who's who of the former Soviet union. There's Vladimir Lenin, founder of the Soviet state, tyrannical dictator Joseph Stalin, writer Maxim Gorky, and poet Vladimir Mayakovsky to name a few. There are even animal brains including those of an Indian elephant and a Mississippi alligator. If you're a fan of frontal lobes, if you crave cortex, if you're serious about cerebellum, this is a place to be. Or it was until Robocrook, that pilfering pile of artificial stupidity, raided the institute and cribbed crania. Gumshoes, your mission is to bring in Robocrook, bring back the brains, and then bring down Carmen Sandiego.
You guys are great. You know what else I like? I like every day, (to Greg) when you come into the office here, (to the Chief) and you tell him (Greg) to...
Greg and The Chief: "Go away.". (they all laugh, and the contractor heads back to work)
Well, he really likes that part.
You, too.
Yes, ma'am. (he exits the office)
I tell ya, Norm Abram would be proud! (laughter)
(Rockapella parodies "The Brady Bunch" theme song)
Here's the story of the Florida city...
That was founded back in 1824.
As the capital of the territory.
Who could ask for more?
It's a college town, and Robo's got the brains.
At FSU and ANM, he stopped for lunch.
Then he did a little fishing at Lake Jackson.
And that's where Robo stashed the Brainy Bunch.
Oh, the Brainy Bunch.
Scott and Elliot: Brainy Bunch.
The Brainy Bunch.
Scott and Elliot: Brainy Bunch.
That is where Robo stashed the Brainy Bunch!
Oh, yeah!
Ba-da ba-da ba-ba-da-bop!
Rockapella, ladies and gentlemen!
(about Robo during The Chase round) He hid out in the capital of Georgia. Name it. (Kristyna buzzes in)
Kristyna?
What is Atlanta? (laughter)
Atlanta's right! Welcome to Jeopardy! and Carmen Sandiego.
(imitates Alex Trebek's voice) Hi. I'm Alex Trebek, and now it's time for final clue of this round (normal voice) which means you have to decide how much you wanna to risk.
Goin' out of my head over you!
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