You totally said that you were going after my man!
RRobyn
No, actually, you did.
Twister! Twister! She is twisting all my words.
S4Your Money or Your Wife
All right, fantastic four, back together again.
(Holly and Vince walk away, and both Tina & Gary's cell phones ring)
Aww Holly!
Viiiiiiiiince!
Where... where is Val? And what are you doing here?
Well, after your big fight, I came over here to calm her down. And eat your romantic dinner - shrimp has a very small window.
MMarcus
Nope, bunk's empty. Awww... look how nice he makes it, just like my mommy.
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry. I don't want to be right anymore. I just want to be right here in your arms.
Good, because this is exactly where I want you to be.
What the hell was that?
We're the one millionth customer... that's a fire alarm! Okay, I'll see you in the morning, baby...
Okay, just listen, be careful... be careful with your pelvis... and your feet and your legs and your head and your ears-
-I know
-and your nose - be careful!
Thank you... Where's my stuff?
I think that we're done.
Done thinking?
No.. just done.
(Holly walks into her apartment)
Holly!
(The door to his apartment opens)
Oh my damn! Hold me!
S4Garden State
Oh my god, the Elvis impersonator who married us is actually an impersonator impersonator.
Huh, yeah, well, that's kind of funny. Huh, we thought we were married, but we're really not.
No, that's not funny. We thought we were married, but we're not married. What's that mean?
Well, it means we've been living in sin, but without the sin.
Okay, c'mere.
Oh wait, what are you doing? Put me down.
What now?
It's the night before our wedding - it's bad luck for the bride and groom to see each other. (runs upstairs)
We'll do it in the dark!
So I was thinking that maybe I broke up with Vince too fast. So what if he doesn't believe Robyn is Satan? I mean, I can see how he might have thought I was being a little crazy and insecure.
(Holly meets Vic's three brothers)
Excuse me, do you guys know a Vic Meladeo?
TTony
Who's asking?
I'm Holly Tyler, I'm looking for my sister. She's married to Vic... well, sorta.
MMichael
Hey, we're Vic's brothers. Val's a little tied up with Vic right now, but perhaps we can help.
Oh, well... we're kinda family. And two of you [points to Michael and Jay] look a little like Vic.
Excuse me, I'm looking for Holly Tyler.
Cute purse.
Oh, thank you, ma'am, but it's not mine, it belongs to Holly Tyler.
Oh my god, is that the purse the mugger stole?
Um yes. No sign of the lip gloss, but we have our best men on it.
Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't, okay. See, this is what I've been trying to tell you. I can't compromise. I can't go with the flow. I can't leave the DVD player running if nobody's watching it. (nervous laughter) I'm a mess! I don't even know why you would want to marry me. Oh, I was soooo happy for you when I found out we weren't married, because I thought "Yay! Vic has an out! Ha hah!" But you wouldn't go! No! I even showed you my crazy! But that didn't work either, you still wanted to marry me. You want to have six kids with me - are you insane? Can you imagine six me's running around?
Less and less.
Do you think I can change other things? Ooh, like um, like my pre-martial break-up fears? Or my post-marital break-up fears? Ooh, maybe I can have three kids... or maybe even four.
Uh, well, I'm thinking two of you running around is plenty.
S4Friends & Lovers
Do you know what I like best about Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Ross?
That they're friends?
Yes!
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