How great is it that Ben got a gig at the diner?
So great. Now I get to see even more of that guy. All Ben, all the time.
S3Split Ends
(Covering her wrist) You'll never guess what Rick got me as a wedding present!
(gasps) A pony!?
A diamond bracelet!
It's a letter to Rick with a heart. I don't do hearts, I do smiley faces. (Lauren takes it) What are you doing?
(Opening the letter) A little open heart surgery.
(singing off key) You make me feel like a natural woman..
You're gonna wear something low cut, right?
What do you think, Ben?
I think you could use a little more rehearsal.
Vince?
You're awesome. Sing it again.
Holly: Tina stole my sheet music! (Storms out)
Lauren: If they could only steal her voice.
Tina: I know you weren't lying to me. We never lie to each other.
Holly: So you really think my voice sucks?
Tina: Yeah..
Holly: Hey! Where have you been?
Ben: Out being your knight in shining armor.
Vince: (mocking) Knight in shining armor.
S3Three Little Words
Holly: (about Ben's song) Ohmygod, isn't it the worst song ever?
Val: He's from the same country as the Beatles?
Vince: (about Ben) What's Queen Elizabeth so excited about?
Holly: It's gonna ruin his career! What should I do?
Vince: Dump him.
Holly: What?
Vince: What? Go after him! What'd you hear? GOD!
Vince: Fiona, this is my friend Holly. Ben's girlfriend. Holly, this is Fiona. Ben's wife.
Holly: What!?
Vince: You should dump him.
Holly: What?
Vince: What!? I said you should work it out! What'd you hear? GOD!
Holly: Who knows what else he's lied about? Maybe he's not even British! (Faking accent) 'Ello mate! (Normal voice) How hard was that!
Gary: What if she and Ben didn't break up?
Vince: Wife, Gary, wife! She's never gonna forgive him for this.
Holly: When you love someone, you forgive them.
Ben: When you love someone?
Holly: Yeah, I've been waiting for the perfect moment. I love you. I know its only been two months and its okay if you want to wait to tell me but--
Ben: I love you, too.
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