What I Like About You · Season 4
So once Vince's head gets big from seeing his big old head on that bench, do think they're going to have to make a bigger bench to fit his bigger head?
Someone a little jealous?
I think you've got it the other way around. (puts down a mug with his face on it loudly) BAM! It's hot chocolate, served by hot chocolate.
Oh my god, Lauren, all I wanted to do was get her to like me and look what happened!
Yeah, I know, you guys are besties!
That's because she's an alcoholic and I just pushed her off her wagon! Oh, this is such a mess, I was going to charm her, you know, take her Uptown, buy her a scarf, a brooch, maybe some Gina Tae splash. You know, mom stuff.
Honey, believe me, things could be worse.
How could things be worse, Lauren?
Hey, baby.
That would be your example.
Did you see the atrocity?
I know, how could you miss it? Vince and that Robyn are plastered all over the city.
Okay, so we gotta get us some giant Sharpes. I'm thinking black teeth and her original nose.
Oh, come on Holly, you're better than that.
Huh... I know, how about Dumbo ears and a Hitler mustasche?
Oh my god, that guy is cute. I should ask him out for a drink. I mean, pie.
Are you coming in, Mrs. Meladeo?
Uh, hello? It's anonymous.
I'm sorry. Eileen.
So it's decided then?
We're... thinking.
Guess I shouldn't wear this while we're thinking. (hands Vince her bracelet)
Val gave you that.
Oh. (puts her bracelet back on) Then we're good.
Oh, the guys at AA are so much hotter than they are at Overeaters Anonymous.
Tina: Ok, how stupid are we?
Gary: Well, I know how stupid you are.
(To Marcus) Would you like a muffin? (turns to get one, and Lauren stands in front of Marcus)
Me llamo Muffin.
(about all the fireman in the bakery) It's like a gay bar. With hope.
(A mugger comes up behind Vince and grabs him)
Don't say a word.
(back turned, thinking its Vince) Oh, I won't--
Holly.
Ohh!
Just give me all your money.
Yes, and our valuables.
Yeh-yeah. Thanks!
They're not being firemen, they're being firebabies!
You know what? I would ask you for the strawberries but you'd probably charge me for them. That's a burn!
Okay, if that what you want to believe, that's fine. But I know something you don't know.
What do you know?
I can't tell you. I promised Robyn that I wouldn't tell.
What are you talking about?
If I tell you what I promised, then I would be telling you.
Tell me.
I can't.
Can you tell me?
Well, if Robyn never said that I couldn't tell you. So, Robyn fired him, remember?
She had every-
Remember how you were rehired five minutes later? Did you ever wonder why?
Why?
Because I went back that day to beg for Robyn to give you your job back. (to Rubin) And instead I struck a deal with the Devil.
Oh my god!
I know, right?
I can't believe it - why didn't you ever tell me?
Uh, she promised!
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