Oh, it's my boyfriend, Officer Rubin - one of New York's hottest. Hey, sweetie!
There's something sleazy about that police guy.
Maybe it's the way he puts his neck on the line every day to protect the citizens of this great city.
S4Friends & Lovers
The second she started dating Rubin, Gary started walking around with his shirt off!
Huh? No way! How come you didn't tell me?
We weren't friends then.
Awww... I'm so glad we are now.
I know.
So, what else you got?
The only crime here is takin' a picture of me from that angle. I'm goin' to look like Nick Nolte! Now, c'mon, you're going to take it again!
I'm sorry for ruining your night, and your night last night, and for all the nights I will ruin in the future.
S4Now and Zen (1)
V-vic, we can't. Star Wars?
Okay, honey, I know it's not how you pictured it, but nothing about our relationship is how you pictured it.
Baby, it's just that you get married once, you know?
You don't.
(Vic turns away to avoid laughing. Lauren and Tina start laughing.)
Okay, okay... we got married by Elvis the first time, so what the hell? Why not Spock?
Spock was on Star Trek.
You know what I love, Tina? Everyone doing everything for me.
I can't believe I trusted you. God, I'm so stupid!
RRobin
Yeah, you are! And you know what would really make me mad? If you made out with me right now!
What?
RRobin
Eh, it was worth a shot
(to Val, who is being pessimistic about her Star Wars-themed wedding) Stop looking for the "Dark Side," Ms Darth Vader!
I can choose to be happy, it's so simple. Oh my god, I lived my whole life - oh, no, Lauren, do you think I made Holly this way?
Oh, no, hell no. She's the exact opposite. She acts happy when she's really sad.
Well, that's sick.
You're both totally screwed up. Hey, now that I've cured you, maybe should pay it forward and help Holly.
S4Finally...
Lauren, do you think you can get the SWAT guys away from the side doors?
Oh, honey. I can get them to move away the door and buy me a Cadillac.
My god, you're still crying...
(crying) Nah, I'm good...
Listen, Gary, I know what you're going through, okay? But man up!
Hey, what's up guys?
Vince...
Gary... we talked about this. We're going to email. We bought the video chat.
Vic, where are my daughters?
We don't know, Daddy!
Nobody move! Everyone sit back down! This time there is going to be a wedding, I swear it. MUSIC! Oh, hi Daddy.
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