Listen, what if I go live with Nana?
TMr. Tyler
Your grandmother? She's a terrible influence! I mean, c'mon, you know she doesn't use that stuff for glaucoma.
S1 E1Pilot
TMr. Tyler
All right, I'll talk to Val.
No, let me do it. You're not that great a salesman.
TMr. Tyler
Have you seen my plaque? (turns on a light above a plaque on the wall)
Yeah. And the picture of the plaque.
[About a fashion designer] Man, if I could snag a client like her my career would take off like a rocket, bang!
I think you want whoosh. When you're talking rockets, bang is bad.
Are we dead?
If we are, do I still have to watch "Riding in Cars with Boys"?
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm just playing a little game. It's called getting killed by the elevator while Gary does nothing! Help me.
Oh, sure. Anything for the cause. I mean, I don't want you moving to Japan. Have you seen their trees? They're like yea big!
Your life is fascinating . Its fascinating. You're fascinating!
I have a situation.
What kind of situation?
This mattress is kicking my butt situation!
I'm going to stay with Nana until Dad gets back.
You don't have to stay with Nana.
No, Val, it's a good thing. I should spend time with her while I still can.
What does that mean?
Oh, no! Did Nana get busted?
She uses it for glaucoma.
Aww, you're so cute...
Look, Dad got another promotion at work. They're moving him. Us. To Japan.
VJVal and Jeff
Japan!?
That sucks!
That's what I said. Well, in my head. I still have to pay Dad a dollar every time I say suck.
This is unacceptable...
Wait a minute - what about if you were to say "Hey, kid, don't suck your thumb?" Do you still got to pay him?
S1 E2Spa Day
Don't feel bad. I grew up with this stuff. A lot of people your age have problems with the technology.
My age? Dude, I'm only ten years older than you!
You mean like a decade?
So you think I'm old?
No...sir!
S1 E3Roommates
What were you guys doing in there, man?
I went in to get my movie!
You like this movie?
I love that movie! I'm like obsessed with it! It's one of those movies where I'm like, man, I would love to be one of those characters!
You wanna be one of the Ya-Ya Sisters?
No, no! I went in to get "The Matrix," man...this must be Val's.
You want free cheesecake for a year?
Sure!
Make it disappear!
You guys aren't fighting, are you? I know how sisters can be.
You have two brothers.
But I have seen "Ya-Ya Sisterhood"!
That's about a mother and a daughter! Weren't you paying attention at all?
Yeah... Please don't make me watch it again!
Stupid "Palm Pirate."
Isn't it called "Palm Pilot?"
Not if you buy it off a guy in a van.
Same guy who sold you the "Rulex?"
Hey, what's that?
It's the "Good Roommate Chart." The GRC.
Oh, yeah. She gave me the GBC - the "Good Boyfriend Chart." It was issued to me after a very unfortunate pull-my-finger incident.
... I heard.
S1 E4The Teddy Bear
(to Gary, on the phone) Don't worry! I'll just tell Jeff you missed the bus. (hangs up, to Jeff) Gary's running late. He's watching "SpongeBob SquarePants".
What a loser! It's a repeat!
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