Where are you going?
I'm going to take a cold... ocean.
Val (looking at her ringing phone): Oh my god, it's Holly.
It's Holly? Oh, hey, she's going to be so excited we got married. Let me say 'hi'.
No! And I can't say 'hi' either because she will sense in my 'hi' that something is wrong, terribly terribly wrong, like we got married!
Oh, look at you, you're all feisty in the morning! I like that.
Stop liking me!
Oh, thank god she's okay!
Why wouldn't she be okay? Nothing crazy at all happened while you were gone.
Because, I just got home and there's a prowler in the loft and I might have killed him.
Hey, good news Val, Holly might have just killed your husband!
What?!
Nothing! Bye-bye!
C'mon, let's go.
No, not 'til Vic leaves.
When will that be?
Very soon. I turned the electricity off. I'm sweatin' him out!
Val, he's a fireman. He's good with heat!
Right...
Oh god, oh god, what if Vic never leaves?
What is happening to you? Will you calm down? There are other ways to get him out.
No, Holly, I have tried everything. I begged, I reasoned, I even called the police, but they all know him and they congratulated me. Holly, we are legally married. That sonofabitch fireman is never going to leave.
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