What I Like About You · Season 3
(Holly calls into a radio show for advice)
Tell me, have you had any serious relationships?
Oh, tons. I just broke up with this British guy named Ben... I mean... Smen... Because he said I still like this guy... Smince.
Vince (hearing from the radio): Smen? Smence?
Val (hearing from another radio): Smen? Smince? Oh! That's my smister!
Well, where is she?
Uh, well, she's not in Princeton visiting Henry.
What? Why would she go there? The radio guy told her to talk to her boyfriend, listen to his side!
Well, you know, Henry was her first love and... and he's known her the longest and you know, well, he's really really smart and dude was an excellent boyfriend.
... Oh, god, do you think they'll get back together? They can't get back together. Gary, don't let them get back together!
Calm down, girl!
Henry, you look so college-y. You even grew a soul patch?
I was going for a beard, but this was all that came in.
Hey, I remember when we first met - you didn't even have facial hair.
Neither did you.
True.
Uh, excuse me, do you happen to have a pen?
Uh, yeah, yeah... here you go.
Thank you.
Your welcome.
(Henry and the girl kiss)
Wow... wonder what she'd do for a highlighter?
That's my girlfriend.
Henry, my god, she's so cute! How long have you guys been going out?
Like six months.
Henry, how come you didn't tell us about her?
(bluntly) No one called me.
...Oh, what's her name?
Her name's Holly and that's not sick.
I didn't say it was sick. Her last name's not Tyler, is it?
Hahaha.... no.
So, out of curiosity, why did you come out all this way to talk about Vince. Wouldn't it be easier to talk to Vince?
I love him. I can't talk to him. You know, with you and me, our feelings don't get in the way. We're basically brother and sister!
Awww... just what you want to hear from the girl you were in love with.
I guess the best way to put this is would be... you suck at relationships.
Mmm hmm, mmm hmm. Go on.
Don't you see, Holly? When things get not perfect, you start looking for other guys. With me, it was Vince. With Ben, it was Vince. Do you see a pattern?
The pattern is Vince! Wow, just sitting in Princeton is making me smart?
Don't you see, Holly? Vince is the guy who keep going back to.
And then I keep running away from him. Why do I keep running away from him? Why, Princeton, why?!
(During Holly's fantasy)
Vince speaks French?
Hey, it's my fantasy!
Did I tell you they're publishing my novel based on our love?
C'mon, Vince speaks French and he wrote a novel?
And he has a castle in Ireland.
Henry, you're so smart! Oh my god, if I didn't date you and break up with you, and then date you and break up with you, I'd so date you again!
Well, sorry, kid. I'm not available - remember I got myself another Holly.
Well, she's a lucky girl. Awww, Henry, you're the best!
(They hug)
Hey, Henry.
Hey, dude. (darkly) Thanks for all the calls.
(About Vince) Look at this guy. He loves you. He'll always love you.. Even when I loved you, he loved you. (Vince gives him a dirty look) But I digress.
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