Holly quotes from What I Like About You

Vince

Got any tools?

Holly

Oh, yeah. (hands Vince small pink tool box)

Vince

(takes it and pulls out a small red hammer) Could take a while!

Lauren

Sweet mother of God!

Val

Holy crap!

Damn!

Holly

Can you still get girls?

Vince

Isn't that our whole problem?

Holly

How great is it that Ben got a gig at the diner?

Vince

So great. Now I get to see even more of that guy. All Ben, all the time.

Val

(Covering her wrist) You'll never guess what Rick got me as a wedding present!

Holly

(gasps) A pony!?

Val

A diamond bracelet!

Holly

(singing off key) You make me feel like a natural woman..

Gary

You're gonna wear something low cut, right?

Holly

What do you think, Ben?

Ben

I think you could use a little more rehearsal.

Holly

Vince?

Vince

You're awesome. Sing it again.

Val

Don't go.

Holly

What?

Val

Nothing. I need you.

Holly

Huh?

Val

How come you heard all the mean stuff I said under my breath and none of the nice stuff?

Holly

I heard it. I was just double checking because... I couldn't believe you still liked me.

Val

You still like me?

Holly

Of course. I love you.

Val

I love you, too.

Holly

Aww... wanna get married?

Holly

(to Tina, about the invitations to Vince's "surprise" party) Oh my God. I told you. I sent you both an e vite. Tina got hers, didn't you, Tina?

Tina

(playing along) Totally got it.

Ben

(muttering) Of course she got invited, she slept with him, for God's sake!

Tell me, have you had any serious relationships?

Holly

Oh, tons. I just broke up with this British guy named Ben... I mean... Smen... Because he said I still like this guy... Smince.

Holly

Henry, you look so college-y. You even grew a soul patch?

Henry

I was going for a beard, but this was all that came in.

Holly

Hey, I remember when we first met - you didn't even have facial hair.

Henry

Neither did you.

Holly

True.

Uh, excuse me, do you happen to have a pen?

Henry

Uh, yeah, yeah... here you go.

Thank you.

Henry

Your welcome.

Holly

Wow... wonder what she'd do for a highlighter?

Henry

That's my girlfriend.

Holly

Henry, my god, she's so cute! How long have you guys been going out?

Henry

Like six months.

Holly

Henry, how come you didn't tell us about her?

Henry

(bluntly) No one called me.

Holly

...Oh, what's her name?

Henry

Her name's Holly and that's not sick.

Holly

I didn't say it was sick. Her last name's not Tyler, is it?

Henry

Hahaha.... no.

Henry

So, out of curiosity, why did you come out all this way to talk about Vince. Wouldn't it be easier to talk to Vince?

Holly

I love him. I can't talk to him. You know, with you and me, our feelings don't get in the way. We're basically brother and sister!

Henry

Awww... just what you want to hear from the girl you were in love with.

Henry

I guess the best way to put this is would be... you suck at relationships.

Holly

Mmm hmm, mmm hmm. Go on.

Henry

Don't you see, Holly? When things get not perfect, you start looking for other guys. With me, it was Vince. With Ben, it was Vince. Do you see a pattern?

Holly

The pattern is Vince! Wow, just sitting in Princeton is making me smart?

Henry

Don't you see, Holly? Vince is the guy who keep going back to.

Holly

And then I keep running away from him. Why do I keep running away from him? Why, Princeton, why?!

Henry

Vince speaks French?

Holly

Hey, it's my fantasy!

Did I tell you they're publishing my novel based on our love?

Henry

C'mon, Vince speaks French and he wrote a novel?

Holly

And he has a castle in Ireland.