Holly quotes from What I Like About You

Holly

Oh my god! Why didn't you tell me about this?

Henry

He's my brother, do you think I'm gonna go around bragging about it? I mean, if you had listened to me, this would have never come up.

Holly

Okay, what does this mean? Why are they here? Oh my god, Teddy Ruxpin...

Henry

I don't know why they're here, I don't wanna know why, and I hope I die without knowing why.

Holly

So what, you've never even asked him?

Henry

Once, and he said "When you're ready, I'll tell you." And then he winked at me, which sent a chill down my spine.

Holly

Okay, he likes stuffed animals. Does he also like, you know, girls?

Henry

All I know is that he goes out with a lot of women and they really seem to love him.

Holly

As what? A friend to go to musicals with?

Holly

So, how old were you the first time you did it?

Val

Eight...years older than you are now!

Holly

Now, can I ask you a question?

Val

Hmm?

Holly

Were you really 24 your first time?

Val

No.

Holly

I knew it!

Val

I've never done it!

Holly

You eat the last fry.

Henry

Ah... no, you take it.

Holly

No, you.

Henry

No, you.

Holly

Then it's just going to sit there as a symbol of our consideration for each other.

Henry

I wanted to be alone with you. I know this isn't the most romantic place - (flushes urinal with his elbow) - but it is the place we met. How about it, you like this take charge thing?

Holly

I'm loving it.

Henry

When I first met you, when I came out of that stall and saw you here standing here so angry at your sister, I - god, you're angry at your sister a lot.

Holly

Can you leave her out of it?

Henry

Sorry, when I talk about it, it makes me sound wise, and you like it when I'm wise.

Holly

I like a lot about you, Henry.

Henry

And I like a lot about you. In fact, I like you so much, it's been hard for me to express myself because I don't want to say or do the wrong thing. I really wanted to kiss you, you know, where you don't kiss me first and I kind of surprise you. A really strong, masculine, sexy, take charge kind of kiss, where I look into your eyes and I-

Henry

C'mon, I wanted to do it!

Holly

I'm sorry! You were being so explainy and I was standing here-

Henry

I liked that.

Holly

Me too... next time when we kiss, can we do it in a place that smells less like pee?

Val

Hey. Where have you been?

Holly

Dinner with Henry. We had a magical mystical urge to eat.

Val

Do these pants make my bottom look big?

Holly

"Bottom?!" You're so Amish!

Henry

I have to have major surgery...

Holly

Oh my God, what is it?

Henry

I have to have my wisdom teeth removed.(laughs)....

Val

Peter says I've got to be a team player. I have always been a team player, I just happen to hate this team.

Holly

If you hate work so much, why don't you just quit? Start your own company and you can have everything exactly the way you want it. Hire all women and maybe a sassy gay guy!

Val

(circles a finger around Holly's head) Oh, I wish I lived in there, I bet it's full of funny cartoons and stuff.

Holly

Look, Val, if this is about money, I've got 1300... no... 1100... I've got $75 in my savings account! It's yours.

Henry

You know the worst thing a guy can be in his life is a chump. And when I said that, I totally set myself up to be a chump.

Holly

You're not a chump.

Henry

Not yet, but it runs strong in my family. My dad was a chump, his dad was a chump, my cousin's a chuuuump. Somebody's got to step up and break the cycle.

Henry

You need me to chill out, don't you?

Holly

So so much.

Henry

Well, I promise you, I will I will chill out. Because, I don't want to lose you. And the dentist gave me these. (Holds out some prescription pills)

Holly

Did you figure out your new company's name?

Val

Yeah.

Holly

Well, what is it?

Val

Val Co.

Holly

Val Co.?

Val

You'll like it when you see it with the logo.

Holly

Does it cover up the name "Val Co." ?

Holly

well i think the hobo around the corner will like it

Tina

Don't you want to know what she looks like?

Holly

No. I already have her pictured in my head. She's fat, looks like a troll, and has a glass eye.

Tina

Then why don't I go and report back?

Holly

What if she's prettier than me?

Tina

Then I'll lie.

Holly

What kind of crappy friend are you?!

Holly

He doesn't look different.

Tina

Who?

Holly

Henry, he still looks like a virgin.

Tina

Yeah, I think he's stuck with that look.

Holly

We need cheese.

Vince

We got cheese.

Holly

Spicy mustard?

Henry

Got it.

Holly

Toothpicks?

Gary

Right here.

Tina

Tampons.

Aw, hell no!