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What I Like About You · Season 3

“Split Ends” quotes from What I Like About You

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“Split Ends” · Season 3

In this episode: Holly (3), Val (2), Vince (2), Gary (1), Lauren (1), Ben (1)

How great is it that Ben got a gig at the diner?

So great. Now I get to see even more of that guy. All Ben, all the time.

(Covering her wrist) You'll never guess what Rick got me as a wedding present!

(gasps) A pony!?

A diamond bracelet!

It's a letter to Rick with a heart. I don't do hearts, I do smiley faces. (Lauren takes it) What are you doing?

(Opening the letter) A little open heart surgery.

(singing off key) You make me feel like a natural woman..

You're gonna wear something low cut, right?

What do you think, Ben?

I think you could use a little more rehearsal.

Vince?

You're awesome. Sing it again.

Holly: Tina stole my sheet music! (Storms out)

Lauren: If they could only steal her voice.

Tina: I know you weren't lying to me. We never lie to each other.

Holly: So you really think my voice sucks?

Tina: Yeah..

Holly: Hey! Where have you been?

Ben: Out being your knight in shining armor.

Vince: (mocking) Knight in shining armor.

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