What I Like About You · Season 2
Don't you want to know what she looks like?
No. I already have her pictured in my head. She's fat, looks like a troll, and has a glass eye.
Then why don't I go and report back?
What if she's prettier than me?
Then I'll lie.
What kind of crappy friend are you?!
He doesn't look different.
Who?
Henry, he still looks like a virgin.
Yeah, I think he's stuck with that look.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?
I don't think that's three names or legal.
Not for another two hundred and forty-eight days. (loud) I got it! Ann B. Davis! The maid on "The Brady Bunch"!?
(pauses, then gives in) Yes.
We need cheese.
We got cheese.
Spicy mustard?
Got it.
Toothpicks?
Right here.
Tampons.
Aw, hell no!
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