Holly quotes from What I Like About You

Gary

I can't believe we did this.

Holly

I know, and to a poor poor little bird

Gary

Like you even like birds!

Holly

Oh, be quiet, Gary!

Well aren't you going to give me the bird?

Holly

I'd love to give you the bird but I am holding Timmy.

Jeff

(after Jake gives Holly a latte) Jake, huh, nice!

Holly

Do you want his number?

Jeff

Why don't you just go for it?

Holly

There is nothing to go for. For starters, his last name is "Wood."

Jeff

So?

'Holly

So, Holly Wood. Why even go down that road?

Holly

I told Jake I knew he had a thing for me, but he denied it. Then he told everyone what I said and now they all think I am conceited.

Jeff

Are you saying he denied the heat?

Holly

No, no, he liked me...he just didn't like being rejected by me.

Jeff

So he did like you, but you rejected him first, then he turned it around to make you the object of ridicule. My God!

Holly

I know!

Jeff

That kid's a genius!

Gary

I'm just glad I can spend Thanksgiving here, instead of at the Thorpe Family Cod Fish Extravaganza.

Val

What, cod fish?

Holly

You don't eat turkey on Thanksgiving?

Gary

Oh no no no, turkey - sacred in my family. One actually saved my great-grandfather's life.

Jeff

Well, they are known for their heroism.

Gary

True. See, according to legend, my great-grandfather went for a walk on Thanksgiving morning and got lost in a blizzard. Yeah, he wandered around for hours until he came upon a wild turkey, who led him back to safety. And that brave bird was the last turkey my family ever ate.

Val

You know what I think? I think you need a wingman.

Holly

You know about wingmen?

Val

Of course. I also know that butt crack is the new cleavage.

Holly

Yeah, but you can't keep your money in there.

Holly

(talking about iBop) Yes it came, I love it and it's mine!

Gary

You said I could have it!

Holly

That was before I fell in love with it! I love it, Gary! I love it like a little tiny child! (After Gary leaves) It's ok, baby. The bad man's gone

Jeff

So basically, all you need to focus on now is chopping up these peppers.

Holly

Are you sure you don't want me out there with all the customers? I mean, I'm such a people person.

Jeff

Oh, I know. But tonight, I need you to be a pepper person.

Holly

Hey, I finished all the peppers. Want me to go out and help the waiters?

Jeff

Uh... You finished all the green peppers. You still have two more colors to go!

Holly

No problem. I'll chop anything in any color.

We need a poached sal- where is everyone?

Jeff

Gone!

Well, who's going to cook the food?!

Holly

I will!

Jeff

What? You can't cook.

Holly

Yeah, I can! I cook killer omelettes.

That's it? Just omelettes?

Jeff

No, no, no... that's good. Tell everyone the chef's throwing the menu, it's omelette night.

Omelette night?

Jeff

It's whimsical. Go, go, go!

Gary

Ooh, Holly's making omelettes? Can I have one with sundried tomatoes and just a little-

No!

Gary

Well, I say we celebrate.

Val

Oh, not with a song...

Holly

Let's celebrate sitting down.

Holly

I quit.

Val

What, you can't quit! You're on a roll.

Jeff

You're fired.

Holly

Thank you.

Vic and Val almost kissed?

That's from the sister, it's gold!

Does the second floor know?

Holly

(to Lauren) Don't just stand there, be shocking! Take off your top or something!

Lauren

Eh, they don't want to see those again.