Okay, she didn't start off as the perfect employee, but how bad could she have been?
She soaked a man's chicken and lost four lobsters.
She told me five.
Five?! (looks around in alarm)
To be completely honest with you, maybe things worked out for the best.
What do you mean?
When she left, it was the best.
Aww... you're exaggerating.
No, after she quit, the busboys had a party. There was dancing.
She's back... for the long haul. How long is the long haul?
I am proud of her. Do you know how much courage it took to march back in here?
She's courageous? (gestures to the busboys) They have to work with her. They're the real heroes.
So basically, all you need to focus on now is chopping up these peppers.
Are you sure you don't want me out there with all the customers? I mean, I'm such a people person.
Oh, I know. But tonight, I need you to be a pepper person.
Hey, I finished all the peppers. Want me to go out and help the waiters?
Uh... You finished all the green peppers. You still have two more colors to go!
No problem. I'll chop anything in any color.
SServer
We need a poached sal- where is everyone?
Gone!
SServer
Well, who's going to cook the food?!
I will!
What? You can't cook.
Yeah, I can! I cook killer omelettes.
SServer
That's it? Just omelettes?
No, no, no... that's good. Tell everyone the chef's throwing the menu, it's omelette night.
SServer
Omelette night?
It's whimsical. Go, go, go!
Ooh, Holly's making omelettes? Can I have one with sundried tomatoes and just a little-
HJHolly and Jeff
No!
Uh, Jeff?
What?
Either you're missing a lobster or that is one freaky cockroach.
Well, I say we celebrate.
Oh, not with a song...
Let's celebrate sitting down.
I quit.
What, you can't quit! You're on a roll.
Holly (to Jeff): Help me out.
You're fired.
Thank you.
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